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For those of you who have been watching Gene Simmons Family Jewels, watch something else. In addition to wasting your time you also know the season ended with Ma an’ Pa Simmons getting his and hers facelifts. Well today a less than flattering post-op photo of the former KISS frontman has surfaced looking less rock and more like he’s auditioning to play a Samurai Noriega in an upcoming terrible made for TV movie. One can only hope.
Samurai Noriega after the jump. . .
Note to plastic surgeon. . . breast implants go on the inside