KISS my Drug Smuggling Samurai Rock Star Jewels

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By madeyoulaugh | Monday, March 19, 2007 | 3:28 pm | 2 Comments
Posted in: Miscellaneous TV, Watercooler

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For those of you who have been watching Gene Simmons Family Jewels, watch something else. In addition to wasting your time you also know the season ended with Ma an’ Pa Simmons getting his and hers facelifts. Well today a less than flattering post-op photo of the former KISS frontman has surfaced looking less rock and more like he’s auditioning to play a Samurai Noriega in an upcoming terrible made for TV movie. One can only hope.

Samurai Noriega after the jump. . .

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Note to plastic surgeon. . . breast implants go on the inside

2 Comments

  1. 1
    GIFFORDSAZ
    Posted March 20, 2007 at 8:13 am

    OMR that looks about as painful as possible….. are they actually draining brain cells also?? I wonder that he had any brain cells left.

  2. 2
    Helenann
    Posted March 20, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    He looks like, “The Jade Fox” from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon…

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