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Ever wonder what Mischa Barton’s ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis is up to lately? Me neither. But he found his way into the spotlight by bashing Lindsay Lohan to the paparazzi Tuesday night. The oil company heir mouthed off in a drunken and effeminate fashion, repeatedly calling Lohan a “fire crotch” with “freckles coming out of her vagina.” To be fair, the real reason Brandon Davis is in the news isn’t because people actually care about what he thinks about anything. It’s more because Paris Hilton stood by his side and laughed along, quietly assenting to this unjust Lohan taunting! So there you have it! Paris Hilton does not intervene in Lindsay Lohan bashing! Either that or she was so high on who knows what that even the road signs seemed hilarious to her.
Anyway, TMZ has the full video, and believe me, it’s worth it. My favorite quote is when Brandon Davis states, “I think [Lohan's] worth 7 million, which means she’s really poor.”