Mary Ann to the Max(im)

Homina Homina Homina.

Pretty. Pretty girl.

Me likey Mary Ann.

Maxim good.

Not Maxim, bad.

Since 1964 the world has been divided. Not by religion. Not by race. But by one simple question. Ginger or Mary Anne? Frankly, I for one don’t want to live in a world where the answer to that question dares to be anything but Mary Anne.

Dawn Wells was without a doubt a sheer beauty…for my dad. But Kate Koth is not your father’s Mary Ann. The Real Gilligans Island beauty, and part time dream girl, is the most recent aquisition of reality bitches in the stable of pimp Maxim.

Photos and more after the jump.

To the left, in what we will call the “before” picture we can see the reason’s many a men consider themselves a Mary Ann person. She is sexy, but in that innocent kind of way. To the right, in what we will call the “after” photo, she’s looking a little more Ann-Margret and a little less Mary Anne. That and she seems to be suffering the same jaundice that has plagued such starlets as Charleze Theron, Christina Aguilara and Lindsay Lohan. How did she go from 20 and supple, to 35 and an alcoholic? Fortunately, we see ass crack. Yay ass crack.


This before picture is definately a great argument that low riding jeans are not always the sexiest option. Many woman can’t pull it off, and yet still try. Not unlike my dad wearing his Speedo’s to the beach. But I digress. My point is, this once risque short shorts is now considered a more conservative look but in my mind, still oh so sexy. And if you have the ability to pull it off, I beg you…please do. Hell send me an email of it. madeyoulaugh@tvgasm.com But again, I digress. In the after picture Kate still has the sad Jaundice look, in my mind a MaxiMistake, but the photo is much better than the first because she is showing that million dollar smile. Oh, and more ass crack. Again, Yay ass crack.


I’m not sure when this issue will hit news stands, but I am sure when it does, I will be buying it. Until then you can view more photo’s of Kate at Maxim-Online.

In the mean time, these photos will have to do, and of course the brief nipple slip which TBS forgot to blur out of last nights season finale. If the FCC fines them for it, I am glad to pitch in a few bucks towards a worthy cause. That is one episode I wont delete from my ReplayTV for a long time to come. Yay ass crack, Yay nip slip, Yay Maxim and Dasher and Dancer and Blixon. Merry Xmas to all and to all a goodnight.