Nick: Stop Racing Retard!

Miscellaneous TV

By Nads | Monday, August 27, 2007 | 1:54 am | 5 Comments

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[Image via TMZ]

Miami Herald Update…Nick of Hogan Knows Best was released this morning from the hospital, but his friend is still in critical condition and still hospitalized. The reports are saying that Nick was racing his car and lost control…and its not the first time he’s crashed while racing on a highway…last year he crashed a yellow Lamborghini that burst into flames after the crash. NICK! I’ve got something serious to say about this; its not like I’ve had my license for 20 years, but don’t be an idiot and put others lives in danger!

First of all NICK, you’re 17-years-old, which means you’ve had your license for um…a year…second, just because you have your formula D racing license it doesn’t mean you have to show how big your penis is by racing on a highway at 7PM.

Last time I was in Florida there were two types of people there….1)Hot People 2) Old People. You had a 50% chance of hurting someone either Hot, or Old…which I think are the two types of people you never want to hit. Hot people need to stay alive to keep breeding and Old people are just plain cute and are barely holding on by a thread…don’t think a car crash is how they envisioned their peaceful death. So now we come to this; You’ve just re-confirmed the old myth of big car=small penis…or in your case nickhoganwhothinksracingfastcarsonahighwayandnotonatrackiscool=small penis. I hope you learned your lesson, and your friend gets better. Sigh.

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted August 27, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    Note to self: never let Nads know you live in Florida. She might notice you fail to fit a category.

    I’m feeling less sympathy for Young Mr. Hogan now that I know it was his fault and his friend is still wounded. Isn’t that always the case – the dumbass who causes the accident always manages to walk away.

  2. 2
    GIFFORDSAZ
    Posted August 27, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    seriously tink AND firecat could be injured…

    but not watching the show a lot but enough to know this kid has been given everything includig “slide” lessons in vehicles by his father and he not working for a bit of it… yeah, take the license please… before it is a dui with drugs and small puppies being harmed.

  3. 3
    chooch850
    Posted August 27, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    Tink and Firecat…. oh, I get it Hot and Old! Hahaha… sorry Tink, only kidding.

    As for young Hogan, why hasn’t he been arrested ?

  4. 4
    whynot
    Posted August 27, 2007 at 6:26 pm

    While Nick clearly is a dumbass who needs to be more careful, his parents do have to share part of the blame. I don’t know what they were thinking in giving a 17 year old a 600+ hp car to drive around in. An accident is inevitable.

    And just for the record, Nick did not crash the yellow Lambo last year, it over heated and bursted into flames on its own.

  5. 5
    Nads
    Posted September 6, 2007 at 11:53 pm

    that was actually the “public” story about it overheating…however, the real story was that he crashed the car…such a bummer.

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