Pat O’Brien Doesn’t Want To Be The H’wood Insider; He Just Wants To Be Inside ‘Her

80 Comments

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   mattie
   Posted March 22, 2005 at 10:36 pm

   didn’t he enter rehab this week for “alcohol” abuse? could “alcohol” be code for sex and drug addiction?

   i feel unclean now.

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   B-Side
   Posted March 22, 2005 at 10:58 pm

   This is amazing.

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   empty
   Posted March 23, 2005 at 4:21 am

   omg, what a scoop!! actually laguhing my ass off right now

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   Frank
   Posted March 23, 2005 at 4:25 am

   Too bad. I always liked Pat and thought he was a class act. Just goes to show. mmmmm

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   Rrq0
   Posted March 23, 2005 at 5:24 am

   can I just say… EEEEWWWWWWW!

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   Betsy
   Posted March 23, 2005 at 5:54 am

   I feel so violated. My name has been used in such an unwholesome manner. It could have at least been someone hot. But Pat O’Brien

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   Plumes
   Posted March 23, 2005 at 6:04 am

   Sanctimonious bastard. Sent the link to the local radio station Entertainment reporter…

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   Retroqueen
   Posted March 23, 2005 at 6:11 am

   *shudder* Creepy Old Pat needs to expand his vocabulary

   MYL, I couldn’t make out the background noise, was it a TV show or a party?

   Betsy (and Linda) are probably ecstatic he’s entered rehab

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   MischaCantAct
   Posted March 23, 2005 at 6:29 am

   I know it’s a big turn on for me when EVERY message begins with “You are so fucking hot…”. Ya, that does it for me.

   Clearly she doesn’t want to look at him and say, “yes” or wink.

   Jesus Pat, take a hint!!

   Poor Linda. Stupid Betsy. Poor girl he’s stalking.

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    Nixah
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 8:01 am

    I read this on Page Six in the Post today. But hearing it makes him all the more sleazy. Who knew O’Patty boy was such a freak? LMAO

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    Jodi
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 8:13 am

    Can he say “suck your tits” one more time?

    So unfucking unhot.

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    jack
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 8:34 am

    tvgasm dudes, were you able to figure out the timeline of these messages? were they all left at the same time, on the same day, etc.?

    ick.

    from ‘anchorman’:
    ron burgundy to veronica corningstone-

    “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you. Wait, wait, wait–I WANNA be on you.”

    –eerie.

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    Eddiebosox
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 10:42 am

    That was so fucking amazing. I cant beleive how you fuckin got this. ITs driving me fuckin crazy.

    If anyone fuckin agrees with me, just fuckin nod. OR fuckin wink.

    Oh god. I dont know whats wrong with me. I normally dont post like this.

    I just wanna jerk off in someones face. get crazy.

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    madeyoulaugh
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 10:57 am

    ok, I admit Eddie…you mademelaugh

    MYL

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    jess
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 11:10 am

    If you think this is fucking hysterical, just…um…just, um, look at me and say “yes”.

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    khaled
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 11:17 am

    This is so freaking unreal…funny unreal…and at this time I have come to the final stage of grief, acceptance. WOW.

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    Lisa
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 12:05 pm

    And to think when I found out he was an alcoholic I was surprised. This is much worse… make that better. Now if only you had those Bill O’Reilly phone messages from a few months ago.

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    Stefanie
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 12:29 pm

    ::shudder::

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    Eddiebosox
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 1:24 pm

    Did anyone else notice the creepiest part about that whole thing is all those messages are recieved within like a few hour period form waht sounds like the middle of a hotel bar?

    I mean, OK, she gets it. you want to jerk off in her face and suck her tits. No need to repeat it 50 fuckin times.

    Jesus. Now i cant stop talking like him.

    I cant seem to stop laughing hearing Pat O’Brien say “cock”.

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    nicole
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 2:18 pm

    I wish she’d just say yes or wink at him already so he’ll stop saying how fucking into her he is!

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    adwred
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 2:39 pm

    This is hilarious. In the earlier messages he sounds disturbingly like Dustin Hoffman in Rainman…

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    B-Side
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 2:41 pm

    I love how he formally ends each message with a curt and sudden “Bye.”

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    winkie
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 7:17 pm

    Oh, I am so disillusioned! What is this world coming to?

    Jesus, Pat, get a new routine! Can you spell redundant????? I think the word “fucking” gets stuck in his moustache like a broken record.

    Shame, shame, shame.

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    SusieQ
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 7:46 pm

    Obviously, he’s needed help for some time………..

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    Harry the Horse
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 7:54 pm

    And the CBS Phone Sex Show ROLLS ON!!!!!

    And he wants to be Governor of South Dakota??? Sounds perfect….

    Sincerely
    Bill Clinton

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    aclark
    Posted March 24, 2005 at 7:28 am

    http://stuckinrehabwithpatobrien.blogspot.com/

    As parodies of fallen celebrities go, it’s pretty brilliant.

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    skeez
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 2:43 pm

    I don’t see what the big deal is. That’s nothing to be ashamed of…

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    jaimie
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 3:18 pm

    That was crazy!

    yeah, i think my favorite part of it (wait I have a favorite?) was how he ended each message with a short “bye”. As I was listening to his incredulous, stalking messages all I kept thinking about was how much I would be freaked out if someone was calling me like that and then I’d laugh every time he said “ok, bye”!

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    mrskemo
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 3:23 pm

    can’t stop laughing…yet feel the need to shower with a anti-bacterial body scrub at the same time…

    now I will forever wonder if Lara Spencer is the ‘unfortunate’ coworker….

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    brandon g
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 4:09 pm

    haha that made/ruined my day.

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    jj
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 4:50 pm

    http://img131.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img131&image=pato3bj.jpg

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    Tina
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 5:16 pm

    Ummmm, I think she is F**N hot…LOL…at least I hope so.. I’d like to see that for myself but he sure thinks so !

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    throatyogurt
    Posted March 25, 2005 at 7:08 pm

    WOW…no, seriously..Opie & Anthony were the first to air this audio uncensored on XM channel 202. Check out OpieandAnthony.com for the amazing flash animation that a loyal fan came up with!

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    rrReckognize
    Posted March 27, 2005 at 12:22 pm

    i ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS GAY. I swear he was the gayest person ever and i thought that was why he was fired from AH. I mean you all know this is just a stupid cover up to try and boost whatever carear he has right. Has everybody gone fucking retarted. PLEASE DONT CARE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. who the fuuck is pat O’brien anyway. watch and listen to Conan’s jokes and laugh for a reason. Goddammit

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    fred
    Posted March 27, 2005 at 10:59 pm

    Pat is divorced- Betsy was his girlfriend

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    Sally
    Posted March 28, 2005 at 9:38 am

    So, who is the F**king hot babe he is talking to? Is there a picture of her out there? Please someone, lets see her!!

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    JabbyDula
    Posted March 28, 2005 at 1:07 pm

    Whats new? Hollywood is totally gay. Now I have to go and take my third shower.

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    Cronjob
    Posted March 28, 2005 at 6:24 pm

    Man! I wish I could get a job selling stuff like this to the tabloids. Hollywood is full of creeps!

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    Abby
    Posted March 28, 2005 at 6:26 pm

    Pat rocks it old school

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    Chris
    Posted March 28, 2005 at 9:04 pm

    Listen to the other audio clips – the pixie stix and diet coke one is hilarious.

    http://www.lookatmeandsayyes.com

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    Bigg Bee
    Posted March 29, 2005 at 9:05 am

    Pat O’breeze is the fucking man!!!!!

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    fifedaddy
    Posted March 29, 2005 at 11:44 am

    i dont have speakers for my computer yet because im not nerdy enough, but just the comments posted got me alittle weird feeling. i just called my girlfriend and left her a real nice church like message. im going to the apple store right now to buy those jbl speakers from apple so i can feel dirty and disgusted like you guys.

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    titsucker
    Posted March 29, 2005 at 2:42 pm

    Pretty fuckin’ pathetic. At least Bill Clinton was slightly more discreet, for a douchebag.

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    Smok3
    Posted March 29, 2005 at 5:46 pm

    You guys dont leave messages to hot girls? at least im not alone

    why do i somehow feel very dirty now? I love that “Ok bye” he leaves after each message!!
    He is my new hero!!

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    Smok3
    Posted March 29, 2005 at 5:50 pm

    IS HE ON CRACK? he even says i dont know why im like this. Please say yes to me or wink at me and lets have some fun
    why does he keep repeating himself

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    Boredgrrl04
    Posted March 29, 2005 at 5:59 pm

    once again … you’re so fuckin hot… ewwwwwww

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    Billyd
    Posted March 29, 2005 at 7:01 pm

    Pat O’Brien is the man!! Every broad should get this kind of treatment!!

    Sincerly, Joe Namath

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    Barbra
    Posted March 29, 2005 at 7:52 pm

    This is one sick puppy, so into himself that he thinks it is ok to do this, I will never watch Acess Hollywood if he comesback…

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    Lisa
    Posted March 29, 2005 at 10:00 pm

    I was just watching “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” and Conan did a celebrity survey segment where celebrities finish a sentence. His joke with Pat O’Brien was funny.

    It went as follows:
    My advice to graduating students this year is:
    Barbara Walters: “Go for your dreams.”
    Tim Robins: “Take a year off to travel the world.”
    Pat O’Brien: “If she’s not there, don’t leave a message.”

    The joke was followed by little laughter. It must not be a very big news story. We need to get the word out.

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    Kent
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 1:49 pm

    Pat..Pat..Pat,

    Even stupid criminals know to use a throw away phone. This way you could have said “It wasn’t fucking me, okay bye”

    I’m sure that this very scenario may be running through your mind as you are staring at the ceiling tiles in your “alcohol treatment facility”. When your agent stops banging his or her head on the wall, you may want to try some “fucking damage control” or a labotomy.

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    Pat O'Brien
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 5:14 pm

    Just… Look at me and say Yes

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    2112
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 5:27 pm

    This is his best work! Hope there’s a sequel…
    What a loser!

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    2112
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 5:28 pm

    This is his best work! Hope there’s a sequel…
    What a loser!

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    urbangrrrrl
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 1:16 am

    Can we all say it together …. LOOOOOOSER!!
    Having sex with Pat O’Brien would be like banging your grandpa….. ewwwwww!!!

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    Blowhard
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 2:47 am

    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug…

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    Bill Clinton
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 4:15 am

    That was close but… No Cigar

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    Dan
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 10:58 am

    I really like the guy now– every dude has gotten a little drunk and hit on some chick to have a 3some with his girlfriend– what’s the problem??

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    John
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 12:43 pm

    The funniest thing is that he tries to talk the girl into a threesome with “Betsy”. He then calls back in about six minutes to say that “Betsy’ wasn’t into it because she was “F@#&ing jealous” and he would just “hire some hookers”. I would love to have a tape on Pat’s conversation with Betsy.

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    John
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 12:44 pm

    The funniest thing is that he tries to talk the girl into a threesome with “Betsy”. He then calls back in about six minutes to say that “Betsy’ wasn’t into it because she was “F@#&ing jealous” and he would just “hire some hookers”. I would love to have a tape of Pat’s conversation with Betsy.

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    Brett
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 1:41 pm

    Do you hear him chuckle after he said “I want to beat off in your face” and right before he said, “get crazzzzzzy”

    It was DISTURBING!!
    I would love it if he was the commentator for the final four, i would sh*t myself dying of laughter.

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    Brett
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 1:42 pm

    Do you hear him chuckle after he said “I want to beat off in your face” and right before he said, “get crazzzzzzy”

    It was DISTURBING!!
    I would love it if he was the commentator for the final four, i would sh*t myself dying of laughter.

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    Brett
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 1:42 pm

    Do you hear him chuckle after he said “I want to beat off in your face” and right before he said, “get crazzzzzzy”

    It was DISTURBING!!
    I would love it if he was the commentator for the final four, i would sh*t myself dying of laughter.

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    Brett
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 1:45 pm

    I met Pat Obrien in Centra park last year. He was filming something for his tabloid tv show at the time. I asked him who he liked in the final four. He responded by saying, “Georgia Tech, They are so fucking hot”. I was suprised at his choice of words but not anymore.

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    John
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 2:19 pm

    That’s Funny!

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    Randy
    Posted April 1, 2005 at 12:24 pm

    What is this, 1983?

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    Randy
    Posted April 1, 2005 at 12:25 pm

    What is this, 1983?

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    Shawn
    Posted April 1, 2005 at 8:32 pm

    That was so unprofessional of him.

    Sincerely,

    Richard Nixon, Linda Tripp, O.J. Simpson, Telemarketers, and Frank Gifford

    P.S. That was not @#$$#$@@@ Hot!!

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    Hugh Jass
    Posted April 2, 2005 at 8:10 pm

    Poor, poor Pat. I hear through another source that he is actually a lesbian trapped inside of a man’s body……….

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    Lala
    Posted April 4, 2005 at 7:47 pm

    Actually, Betsy is his girlfriend. He got a divorce form his wife and is dating her now. The phone calls are not to Betsy but to some other girl.

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    josh
    Posted April 4, 2005 at 8:22 pm

    Fucking fucking hilarious.

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    John Stone
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 1:34 pm

    What a dirty old fag!!! Tries to come across as a moral man on t.v. just like 90% of the morons in the media and in politics… you’ve been found out asswipe,now get ready for the barrage of ridicule hahahaha!!!!

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    Lisa
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 6:19 pm

    I heard this on Howard today and HAD to listen to it. It’s hysterical!!!! What an idiot he is to leave this on some chicks voicemail!

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    Danny
    Posted April 6, 2005 at 8:57 am

    I keep hearing the tapes on howard stern, and it’s so fucking funny, and now I fully heard the tapes and it even better without the bleeps. So now I want to pleasure myself to him. I hope he fucking gay. So he can call me up and we can do a threesome!!!

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    Abe Froman
    Posted April 6, 2005 at 9:11 am

    I can’t wait to see ET and The Insider find ways not to report on this bombshell. I hope other celebrites start hinting about this in interviews as well, when they get asked about pregnancy for the 40th time. Or Britney’s just classless enough to mention it outright.

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    Suzi
    Posted April 8, 2005 at 12:08 pm

    I always thought Pat was gay.
    Seriously.

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    Ontario Emperor
    Posted April 8, 2005 at 1:17 pm

    Check message 26. The blog parody continues to excel. Whitney Houston and others have dropped in.

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    emily
    Posted April 8, 2005 at 11:33 pm

    HAHAHAHH!! i just want to fuckin like make you crazy! im going to start saying that. what a dirty bastard. thats so hilarious.

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    hippy dude
    Posted April 11, 2005 at 9:11 am

    Wow, an absolutely pathetic loser. Nasty mustache and cheesy, nasty messages. Completely out of touch with reality. What planet did he think this girl was from that she would dig his come-ons?

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    catgirl_midd
    Posted April 11, 2005 at 9:27 am

    You think those tapes are funny? You should listent to what Howard Stern has done to them… it is beyond funny… talk about LAO

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    catgirl_midd
    Posted April 11, 2005 at 9:27 am

    You think those tapes are funny? You should listent to what Howard Stern has done to them… it is beyond funny… talk about LAO