Reality Star Does Gay Porn, But Is It Worse Than Being on Unan1mous?

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By B-Side | Thursday, May 4, 2006 | 3:55 pm | 13 Comments

jonathanUnan1mousReality Blurred broke the story today that so-called ladies man Jonathan from Unan1mous has been spotted in gay porn, thus knocking the Red Power Ranger off the top of the gay porn scandal heap. Yes, Jonathan popped up on a site called RandyBlue (not safe for work) where he’s known by the more ethnically diverse name of “Tino.” Apparently, before Jonathan sought attention as a reality star, his goal was to merely buy an SUV:

Tino thought getting a new SUV would add to his sex appeal. I argued that he didn't need to spend thousands of dollars to get noticed. His great smile and attitude, not to mention his hot bod, cool tats and a dick that stretches out strong and firm in front of him are what's getting him noticed. Oh, and don't forget about that round bubble-butt. Who could resist burying a face in that?

No word on how this will affect Jonathan’s luck with the ladies, but according to Defamer, he might find a shoulder (and more) to lean on from Ryan Seacrest.

Oh, and another thing: apparently all or most of the cast members of Unan1mous are actors. Normally, that would be the headline, but, you know, secret gay porno identity always trumps all.

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    the_qwertz
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    he’s a bit too bridge & tunnel for me, but thanks for the reminder of what to surf for when i get home.

  2. 2
    stacyrocks
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 5:50 pm

    He is so NOT attractive.

  3. 3
    KatiesHole
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 5:56 pm

    Is he doing a solo video? If so, he could be straight. Simon Rex anyone?

    KH

  4. 4
    raggedy_andy
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    Yuck…

    Though I definitely try not to look at him too much for health reasons, I don’t think that’s the same guy.

  5. 5
    dredge
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 8:42 pm

    total B&T…”Ma!..did you make dinnah for me..you know i like meatballs”

  6. 6
    SmooveA
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 10:39 am

    Not only does he have a “beautiful bubble butt”, but Tino is also “independant” — which is somehow different (and probably cooler) than the typical independent.

    I love you, Tino!*motorboat sounds*

  7. 7
    HoneyBunny
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 11:00 am

    the_qwertz and dredge:
    I maybe pulling a Pickler here…but what does bridge and tunnel/B&T mean?

    hb

  8. 8
    jash
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 1:54 pm

    B&T is just when those people who dont live in manhattan have to drive or take the subway from brooklyn, queens, or NEW JERSEY into manhattan to crowd out clubs with their gold chains.

    its not a compliment.

    they would get green wristbands at a giada book signing. haha

  9. 9
    HoneyBunny
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 2:05 pm

    Jash -
    Thank you so much for the 411. I am a West Coast person but I can relate to the “Green wrist band” level on the food chain.

    hb

  10. 10
    sparky
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 2:34 pm

    Except that B&T is kind of an old expression now, and mostly said BY the B&T crowd trying to pass. Or by people who get their self-esteem from places with bouncers and velvet ropes. The rest of us don’t think about them enough anymore to have a name for them.

    Also, Queens is pretty damn cool, people.

    Also, in this whole backwards fashion thing we’re going through now, apparently the cheesy-slimeball-jackass look is the new hot. Certainly takes the pressure off ME.

  11. 11
    KatiesHole
    Posted May 6, 2006 at 4:18 am

    Agreed. “Bridge and Tunnel” is such a 70s-early 80s term. Most, if not all, of Manhatten was BT at one point, or will be soon. No one can afford it anymore!

    KH

  12. 12
    dredge
    Posted May 6, 2006 at 6:23 am

    yeah..most new yorkers are bridge and tunnel by economics….. jash is right it’s about the clubbing set.. the west side of manhattan is full of ginormous thumpety thump clubs like Crowbar with way too much Drakkar..(em..oh that was 90′s wasn’t it?..) wafting throught the air.

  13. 13
    KatiesHole
    Posted May 7, 2006 at 4:06 am

    Drakkar was 80s, definately mid to late 80s, along with Obsession.

    KH

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