The Best Sushi Dinner EVER

A few months back, I had a post about Pat O’Brien’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Yes, I knew it wasn’t the Pat O’Brien of “Look at me and say yes” fame, but it was good for comic effect, and I got to plug my favorite sushi in town, Kabuki. Some may say I pimped it too much, but I do love it, and go there at least every other week, and you know what? Sometimes, dedication really pays off. B-Side, S-Lo, and I decided to have a chill evening on the town and made our way to Hollywood. We placed our order, and while we were waiting, who should walk in, but a woman who has spent much of the time atop my short list. That’s right! It was Sarah Michelle Gellar looking quite the dish in her trendy denim and lavender top.

Read the complete tale after the jump. If you don’t want to hear me gush, you’ll probably want to skip this one.Now people know that I am a Buffy freak, and I have always had a thing for SMG, so much so that I saw the first Scooby Doo movie on its opening Friday. Luckily, I knew a girl who is similarly afflicted, and she saved me from the pain of watching the movie alone (thanks CS), because none of my family or friends would even entertain the idea. I am not the one who usually spots celebrities. B-side is the master at that sort of thing, and spots celebrities like George Costanza spots mailboxes while squinting. I happened to be facing the door as she entered, and could tell it was her right away. She sat down at a table with a bunch of people, ordered a glass of wine, and proceeded to enjoy the evening of dinner.

Sorry, I am not the type to go up to celebrities when they are out, no matter what type of crush I hold for them. Therefore, this slightly voyeuristic account will have to do. I was planning on having a lot more stalkerish details, as there was a window in the side of my booth that afforded me a clear view of Ms. Gellar (we will never call her Mrs. Prinze or Gellar-Prinze or even acknowledge that any nuptials took place). Unfortunately for me, an old man sat down directly in my view, so I was unable to give you the dirt on what sort of sushi she likes, but I think she ate a salad anyway. This was probably for the better, as I was able to concentrate on, you know, dinner and conversation. Even better, I wouldn’t have the embarrassment of trying to hide my boner as I got up from the table to leave. Yes, I was THAT excited.

Oh, there were other celebrities there tonight, such as Thaao Penghlis of Days of Our Lives fame, but honestly, what could take away my attention from SMG? Nice denim (fine ass), nice lavender top, and light makeup. Afterwards, as I was leaving the restaurant, I bumped into her outside, thought about saying something, but decided to let her enjoy her cigarette with her publicist or whoever she brought. After leaving the parking garage, I did make my way around to the street to get another view. Moments like these last a lifetime folks, and I fully intended on taking in that moment.

So, if great, inexpensive sushi wasn’t good enough to get you to Kabuki before, the prospect of bumping into celebrities has to be enough extra motivation to get you to make a trip. And if you are sick of the saccharine tone of this post, it has inspired me to come up with yet another great TVgasm giveaway. Look for it later today!