Britney Pregnant, Not Just Fat

27 Comments

1. 1
   zoobabe
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 5:36 pm

   Banish all the Cheetos, gas station restrooms, and trailer parks to Siberia and maybe her and K-Fug will follow.

2. 2
   whawha
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 5:37 pm

   Time for the Baby Name pool!

   Trixie?
   Gladys?
   Beaulah?

   Or are we going Hollywood with:

   Inspector Scout?

   Lulabell Trafalgar?

   Apple Oats?

3. 3
   jash
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 5:42 pm

   deja vu

   this was covered on newsgasm like two weeks ago:

   http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/industry/002033.php

   i realize it has been a slow day on the site with very few (substantive) posts, but rehashing old news ALREADY?

4. 4
   zoobabe
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 5:48 pm

   jash- Dude. Take your head out of your ass and chill already. Do you drink alcohol? You should start.

5. 5
   jash
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 5:50 pm

   i’m drunk right now!

   my apologies for having SOME standards on what is amusing, fresh and funny or snarky television/entertainment coverage.

   let me know how the status quo is working out for you.

6. 6
   Madeyoulaugh
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 5:50 pm

   Jash,

   I appologize, I didnt see the post that said “2 weeks from now on David Letterman, Britny Spears will make a surpsrise appearance and confirm her pregnancy”

   My bad,

   MYL

7. 7
   stacyrocks
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 5:50 pm

   jash (#3);

   This time it’s not speculation though, it’s from Brit’s own nasty mouth.

8. 8
   jash
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 5:54 pm

   interesting stacyrocks. of course, ever the skeptic i’ll wait it out a few weeks to see if there are any retractions from her like “i was so drunk y’all, i’d never do anything like thaaa, y’all i’m serious!”

   MYL: aplogy accepted.

9. 9
   Ash
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 6:24 pm

   Uh oh, even People is reporting this, it must be true. It just isn’t right…

10. 10
    juxtapoeser
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 6:28 pm

    The devil must be laughing since K-Fed is apparently single handedly populating an army with his spawn.

    I mean really, with all the alcohol and weed this guy consumes how is he so damn fertile????

11. 11
    HoneyBunny
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 6:55 pm

    Poor Sean Preston.
    Only 8 months old and so yesterday’s news.

    hb

12. 12
    zoobabe
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 7:30 pm

    jash- obviously I’m a happy drunk as opposed to a bitter one like you b/c the staus quo works for me just fine. You do know that you have the option to not keep reading the recaps/commentaries here if they’re so mundane -right?

13. 13
    whawha
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 7:58 pm

    juxtapoeser:

    The real scary thing is this…imagine if he wasn’t high and drunk. The potency! Women at the bus stop would be impregnated as he drove by!

14. 14
    eighme
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 8:59 pm

    Who was in charge of her lame entrance on Letterman? I was so let down. That could have been done sooooo much better. Is it wrong that this bothered me? Alright I am off to find a life now.

15. 15
    dredge
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 9:28 pm

    hb-quite the wit!

16. 16
    HoneyBunny
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 9:40 pm

    dredge – You know what flattery will get you!

    hb

17. 17
    wandernview
    Posted May 10, 2006 at 1:13 am

    So she’s fallen back on her only other talent that is in her genes. Granted she couldn’t sing before anyways.

18. 18
    Leah3t
    Posted May 10, 2006 at 6:47 am

    This woman is a train wreck. There’s none of the gleeful laughter of watching Tom Cruise catch the train to crazytown. She’s just depressing.

19. 19
    jenny10girl
    Posted May 10, 2006 at 7:48 am

    How does she even get into the press anymore? Ugh. I just don’t get it.

20. 20
    chick110
    Posted May 10, 2006 at 12:11 pm

    So, if Sean Preston is the antichrist, what does that make this one? I guess all of the trailer manufacturers will be sending a thank you to the new parents to thank them for singlehandedly vaunting the trailer trash image…

21. 21
    tvaholic
    Posted May 10, 2006 at 12:34 pm

    Local dj’s were throwing this around this morning-if you had a baby and for whatever reason had to give it to one of two people to raise who would it be? The choices: K-Fed or Tom Cruise.

22. 22
    Leah3t
    Posted May 10, 2006 at 1:09 pm

    tvaholic- now that is a fun question. I would have to give the kid to Tom. At least then the child would be physically safe.

23. 23
    tvaholic
    Posted May 10, 2006 at 1:49 pm

    Leah3T-I’d have to agree too, at least Tom’s kids all know who their daddy is! For all we know K-Fed has more running around-why is it the most stupid are the most fertile?? Although, Tom has a problem with medicine and psychology-God forbid one of his kids is bipolar, depressed, or needs something more than vitamins & exercise!

24. 24
    chick110
    Posted May 10, 2006 at 2:04 pm

    But Tom would need to make sure the child had a helmet just in case he decided to do some couch jumping with the baby in arms…

    I truly think it is a toss-up. Both are equally bad.

25. 25
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted May 10, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    Leah3t (#18) — very nicely put.

    Constantly hearing about ignorant white trash really is depressing, esp the tragic choices she has made and the fact that so many little girls look up to her. I was kinda appalled by Brit’s first(?) video — that whole sexy schoolgirl thing. In this day and age of rampant pedophilia and 12-year-old chicken heads (ugh), it’s beyond irresponsible.

    Am I right — the Spice Girls were all about “girl power” but they weren’t so blatantly trampy like Christina and Brit-nee and even Beyonce, with all that humping and slut fashion, were they? At least Pink pokes fun at girls like that and has a healthy sense of humour about it all while managing to be sexy at the same time.

    God, I’m so glad I’m not (and never will be) a mother.

26. 26
    KatiesHole
    Posted May 10, 2006 at 4:22 pm

    Who really cares about the ongoing Jerry Springer-esque antics of this disgusting hillbilly ammoral low rent trash?

    How long before these ‘jumpstart my career’ antics start:

    -Her secret sex video hits the internet? Jenna Lewis anyone?

    She poses in Playboy? Debbie Gibson anyone?

    She gets divorced? Jennifer Anniston anyone?

    I don’t think Playboy would have her in the magazine. She looks more like a “Hustler” or “Cheri” gal these days.

    KH

27. 27
    brutal youth
    Posted May 10, 2006 at 10:09 pm

    When is the natural selection gonna kick in and weed out the fertile k-feds of the world? Does this mean this is what we have to look forward to with the evolution of the human race? Let global warming take over cause we’re SCREWED.