With Child Protective Services on the verge of removing Britney and Kevin Federline’s child, the Chaotic stars have a backup plan…
On tonight’s Late Show, Britney “surprised David by confirming she is in fact preggers with baby number two,” according to one audience member and TVgasm reader. It’s uncertain at what point this is a big revelation on account of her bump being more visible than her next album, especially when you consider TVgasm’s own m_ruv stated the obvious two weeks ago. This unfortunately will mean dedicated father Kevin will have to postpone his career for a little while longer in order to effectively raise baby number…..12? Something like that?
For me this brings up two questions.
1) How on earth is Britney Spears still getting booked on Letterman?
2) How much longer until we can get her to fade away to Spice Girl obscurity?
In other news, four horsemen have been seen riding into town on their flaming chariots.