TVgasm Hits the Red Carpet

Miscellaneous TV

By admin | Thursday, October 27, 2005 | 7:00 am | 24 Comments

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madeyoulaugh lets us know we’ve arrived

If you’ve read TVgasm at all, you have probably figured out that our main offices are in Los Angeles. This is good because LA remains the showbiz capital of the world, and wherever you find “the business”, you find the people who are desperately trying to get into the business. Reality television has added a twist to this demographic because they are famous, but not really. Of course, being the celebrity whores that we are, we are still consumed by anything these people do. Recently, Creative Light Entertainment sent along a few invitations to the premiere of their new movie The Scorned, the filming of which became the E! series Kill Reality. EdHill, who did such a great job recapping during the season will give everybody the lowdown on the actual movie, which debuts on television Halloween Evening on E!, but we thought we’d share the fun we had at the premiere.The Scorned Premiere took place at the Sunset Five in West Hollywood. It’s at the corner of Sunset and Crescent Heights, which should be called Laurel Heights, but whatever. B-side and I decided to head over to check out some of the red carpet.

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Here are Josh and Erika from Big Brother.
I was thinking about hitting the red carpet saying I was in the reality show “Half-Black Kid in Beijing” to see how many of these jab photographers I could fool, but decided against it.

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Johnny Fairplay has arrived! Get the party started. No seriously, he was packing shooters of Grey Goose in his jacket.
In the background is the once happening club, Shelter.This dark photo accurately approximates just how dark it was inside.

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We were glad to see Jonathan and Victoria show up. Both had minor roles in the movie.
You can see them on reality couples Fear Factor early next year.

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Scott from Big Brother 5. Say Cheesse!

After the red carpet came the movie. I’ll admit, I was going in with fairly low expectations. I love bad horror films though, so I was eager to go in. B-side, unfortunately, was called to duty of his day job and had to leave. I’ll have to say that as bad horror movies go, this one is passable. Given a proper budget and Lucy Lawless, Les Moonves would air this in primetime on a Sunday. Don’t believe me? How soon we forget:


Click on Lucy and prepare to be amazed.

The fun didn’t stop after the movie, however, as everybody stopped by next door at Sushi Dan’s, which I believe is a local chain. I didn’t get any sushi, but did have some sake shots and some Sapporo.

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First picture was Jonny Fairlplay. I was expecting this guy to suck, and in the film he did. I didn’t get to discuss the finer points of mattress scat play with him, but I did learn that he is able to boot and rally. That makes him a winner in my book. The only thing that pissed him off was that the booze wasn’t free.

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After Jonny Fairlplay, Howie from Big Brother 6 came by. I never got a chance to meet with him at the Big Brother 6 wrap party, so this was my chance. Jonny Fairplay refused to take the picture, but a nearby person helped out.

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Howie had a light saber, but I was wondering about this picture on his shirt. Wasn’t he a Jedi and not a Sith?
Howie said he loved and LA and hopes to stick around.

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Howie gave me his card and asked me to go to his website. You should check it out if you want a Howie Light Saber or t-shirt.

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The next person I accosted said hello to was Michelle from ANTM 4. She and Jonny Fairplay didn’t seem an item any longer, but he goes through models like we go through socks. She was excited because she recently moved to Los Angeles and just signed with an agency

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A few weeks ago after a friend’s birthday party at Geisha house, we hit Wendy’s for late night good. It has no significance in this story, but doesn’t that cashier look pissed?

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Stepping outside for a moment, I chatted up Rob Cesternino. He thought I should get a picture of Bacherlorette Trish and Paulie Shore. This also saved me the embarrassment of pretending I wanted a picture of Paulie Shore. Thanks Rob!

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I did finally get a picture of Trish. She is very attractive in person and I think did a good job in the movie. She is modeling and was very polite in humoring me. I was happy my cheesy line of “WIll you make me the luckiest guy in the world and take a picture with me?” seemed to soften the ice and didn’t make her hurl from how bad it was.

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I had to get a picture with Scott. I knew all of his fans woud like an update. Turns out he is great friends with Jonny Fairplay and JP from Survivor. You can see Scott as “Victim” in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre prequel coming out in a few months.

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Scott also told me I was invited to one of his gun shows at any time

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This is Katie, runner up from Survivor: Palau. She HATES being called the fat Jenna Lewis. I actually had to call B-side to remember her name, but Scott really needed to know, so B-side was glad to help out.

That was it for the evening. I didn’t get everybody was there, but I think you get the highlights. I didn’t get a chance to talk to Stacie J (buy the scorned DVD if you want to see her boobs) and I am sure everybody wanted to know how Trish stratus was doing, but I didn’t get her either. Pamela from Apprentice 2 was there, wearing some bad fishnets. She is HUGE as in tall, and I think she intimidated a lot of people there.

Sadly, it was now about 11:30 and time for me to head back home.

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24 Comments

  1. 1
    EdHill
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 7:45 am

    It’s nice to see that Fairplays destructive alcoholism isn’t “staged�. At least something’s real.

    “Will you make me the luckiest guy in the world and take a picture with me?” Oh say it ain’t so J-Unit. Its TRISH from the bachelor, not Tyra Bank’s cooter (to which we should all worship, because its far enough away from her mouth that we don’t have to listen to her blather). Ahh who am I kidding. I’m the biggest star f’er there is. I once fawned over Jackie the Joke man for chrissakes. And then I took a picture of sg-dub and him in a toilet. True story.

    Still ,its humorous how Trish, the “intellectual� who always felt she was above everyone else is banging pauly shore. The only way she could look worse is if she showed up with a Dick Van Patten.

    It’s good to know B-side is the rainman of reality show knowledge. I’m kinda like that with Star Wars and Presidents. Did you know Zachary Taylor never voted for any candidate in his life, including himself? It’s true, look it up.

    I didn’t know Stacie J had boobs. Is it like watching Omarosa’s boob pop out in Surreal Life, where the only reaction you have is nausea?

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    E.
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 8:03 am

    Is that really Michelle from ANTM 4? She used to look like a man. Did she get a sex change? Wasn’t she a lesbian? How horrible to go straight for Johnny Fairplay. You think he’d make most women become lesbians. Apparenlty I missed something somewhere.

    Thanks for all the photos!!

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    J-Unit
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 8:24 am

    Will you make me the luckiest guy in the world and take a picture with me?

    Of believe me, part of the reason why I said it was to see if it could be accomplished with a straight face. I passed.

    And for the record, I am not sure if Trish showed up with Paulie shore, but maybe somebody else at the party noticed.

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    Dana
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 8:31 am

    what is up with Scott’s hair? Did he think that look was working for him?

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    British
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 8:36 am

    I can so tell in the pixelated pictures that it is in fact, a black man there.

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    Bobbie
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 8:46 am

    Michelle was the once blonde with the incredible face scabies, wasn’t she?

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    madeyoulaugh
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 9:06 am

    British #5,

    No, Im actually white.

    MYL

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    pookie
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 9:17 am

    did you mean trish from real world? pauley shore visited her at the surreal house and said htey used to date. and still do off and on.

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    J-Unit
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 9:22 am

    Pookie,

    Maybe you mean trishelle? The Trish I am talking about is Trish Snyder of Bachelor 5 fame.

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    pookie
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 9:27 am

    nevermind! thatwas andy dick that visited (trishelle) sorry, i knew it was another B-lister.

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    karen
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 9:29 am

    what is going on with Scott?? He looked horrible, and that ponytial ugh!

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    Jess
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 10:18 am

    LOVING the Wendy’s cashier. Random!

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    Dickey D
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 10:20 am

    What was up with that drive-thru lady? I work in drive-thru and if someone took a picture of me i’d be happy just to have some interesting happen during a night shift lol… nice to see how u just threw that in there

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    smithie
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 10:57 am

    Okay Scott was one of the hottest guys ever on reality tv, but the greasy pony had to go, it was awful!!! What was he thinking!!

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    hil
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 1:38 pm

    j-unit– i can totally see your face through the pixillated pictures, especially the one with howie.it kind of took the mystery away, but you’re hot, so all is forgiven

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    Whattup
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 7:11 pm

    Is J-Unit really Al Roker?

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    runswithscissors
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 10:02 pm

    Glad to see MYL back for a bit!

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    Victoria
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 10:12 pm

    Why does J-Unit look like a giant next to everyone else?

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    EROSion
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 10:41 pm

    Yeah, he’s totally Al Roker.

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    J-Unit
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 11:30 pm

    Actually, if I grew a mustache, I would be doing Reggie Jackson impersonations.

  21. 21
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted October 28, 2005 at 11:28 am

    Truth to tell…J-Unit is not Al Roker, but he is the black Shrek.

  22. 22
    ldini79
    Posted October 28, 2005 at 9:54 pm

    glad to see edhill’s recapping the scorned since i am dropping down to lifeline basic cable this week (gasp!!) hi myl, we miss you!

  23. 23
    suebee
    Posted October 30, 2005 at 6:43 pm

    Which pixelated form is the hottest: Madeyoulaugh, B-side or J-unit? Madeyoulaugh gets my vote. Too bad B-side had to leave early. All three of you are great and make my day.

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    tv freak
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 1:22 pm

    So, Stacie J. and Jenna are pixelated? phew. I wasn’t going to watch for that reason alone. Now I can watch it! (please tell me if I’m wrong and it is censored.)

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