UPDATED: The Newly-Filedfordivorces

18 Comments

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   wendy
   Posted May 24, 2005 at 3:40 pm

   aww if this is true, its sad. they seemed happy for the most part. (newlyweds editing aside.) guess nick couldn’t stand her creepy dad anymore.

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   Amanda
   Posted May 24, 2005 at 3:53 pm

   Wha? I went to E!online to read all about it and there was no mention.

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   wendy
   Posted May 24, 2005 at 4:06 pm

   from usmagazine.com:

   EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS: JESSICA SIMPSON DENIES DIVORCE RUMORS Jessica Simpson exclusively tells Us Weekly that a news report claiming she had filed for divorce from husband Nick Lachey on May 24 is untrue. An E! online report that leaked onto the Web Tuesday afternoon had sent celebrity watchers worldwide abuzz with talk of the reality TV couple’s apparent split. But within an hour E! had retracted the erroneous leaked report. ‘It is completely false and we would sue them if they hadn’t taken it down,’ a defiant Simpson tells Us. Simpson’s message to those spreading false rumors? She tells Us: ‘Karma, baby!’

   Ok maybe I should work instead of finding this useless crap.

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   The Nana
   Posted May 24, 2005 at 5:20 pm

   Where is The O.C. recap??? I’m dying here! Isn’t anyone else jonesing for this?

   It’s been FIVE DAYS for shit’s sake. I’m starting to become violent…

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   yourmom
   Posted May 24, 2005 at 5:37 pm

   It really makes me sick that US Weekly considers a divorce breaking news. That is fucking pathetic. A terorist attack is breaking news, not Barbie and Ken breaking up. WHO CARES!!!

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   J-Unit
   Posted May 24, 2005 at 7:02 pm

   OC recap should be up by tonight.

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   wendy
   Posted May 24, 2005 at 7:38 pm

   yourmom–you obviously cared enough to read it and make a comment. besides–us weekly is an entertainment magazine/website, not an actual news source.

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   Catie
   Posted May 25, 2005 at 6:27 am

   I care! I hear she doesn’t want bad publicity before her movie premiere (and Nick’s- he has a role in Bewitched). So they will stay together until after the premieres for good PR and then divorce.

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   Ashes
   Posted May 25, 2005 at 7:15 am

   There have been divorce rumors about them from before they even cut the cake at the reception, and of course their reality show fame made the rumors even more popular. They put their marriage in the forefront of the public eye so it became a hot topic. This rumor could be true, but it could be yet another that proves untrue. Either way, they got the career and fame boosts they wanted out of the reality show but created a monster for themselves in the process.

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    Genevieve
    Posted May 25, 2005 at 7:24 am

    I wonder if it’s true or not. That’s all I gotta say.

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    joslyn
    Posted May 25, 2005 at 8:15 am

    Awww, I hope it’s not true. I kinda like those two together, and after sampling the other reality shows with married couples (Meet the Barkers-yuck and Chaotic-boo), Nick and Jessica seem damn near Tracy/Hepburn-like.

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    Ashes
    Posted May 25, 2005 at 12:03 pm

    “Nick and Jessica seem damn near Tracy/Hepburn-like”

    Which part of Tracy and Hepburn do they remind you of? The part where he was married to and had a family with another woman or the part with all the drinking? It can’t be the acting–Tracy and Hepburn could’ve done nothing but dog food commercials their entire careers and still put Nick and Jessica’s talent levels to shame!

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    Victoria
    Posted May 25, 2005 at 12:59 pm

    Amen Ashes!

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    hazasaem
    Posted May 25, 2005 at 1:53 pm

    I’m still puzzling over the Hepburn/Tracy thing. Could it be the multiple Oscar wins and nominations? No, I can’t recall a Simpson/Lachey tie-in there. Or, perhaps, the relationship longevity???? Hepburn/Tracy being together (not married, of course) almost 30 years and Simpson/Lachey….ok, that isn’t it either. Mystery solved, I think I have identified the parallel being drawn here. Hepburn and Tracy were onscreen in a handful of movies and Simpson and Lachey share small screen time on “Newlyweds”. Thus, the comparison being, both couples have been onscreen together in some capacity as no other correlation is conceivable.

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    joslyn
    Posted May 25, 2005 at 3:36 pm

    All-

    Okay, I have got some ‘splaining to do!

    I just meant in terms of the perception of them Spencer/Tracey being in a long-term relationship-illicit or otherwise- and being perceived as classy and almost aristocratic in their collective personas. N and J are no where near Tracy/Hepburn, of course, and the other couples I mentioned are even farther from that ideal-consequently, enter a little device known as sarcasm. I didn’t mean for my statement to be taken so literally, i.e., comparing movie stats, Oscars, etc. Sorry if that was a bad analogy; I’ll try to think of a better one next time.

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    PATRICIA GARCIA-Austin texas
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 8:41 pm

    Yo no quiero que se divorcien Jessica y mi amoricto Nick porque se ven tan bonitos juntos ojala que se queden juntos y me inviten a acostarme con ellos un r atito…hehehhe!!!Muchos saludos de Austin Texas ..ahorita estoy bien comoda en mi camita y viendo aver que travesuras se me ocurrenthacer!!Les mando un beso a todo que lea esto y que Dios los bendiga a todos…Y viva Mexico cabrones!!!

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    Cassie
    Posted June 10, 2005 at 9:28 am

    I surely hope they are not divorcing they are so cute togather man i dying are they divorcing or not?

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    Cassie
    Posted June 10, 2005 at 9:29 am

    I surely hope they are not divorcing they are so cute togather man i dying are they divorcing or not?