The big news today is that Wafah Dufour Bin Ladin (a.k.a. the niece of Osama Bin Laden) will be starring in her very own reality show. Produced by ReganMedia, rumor has it this show has been in the works for quite some time now, starting right after Wafah’s scandalous GQ photo spread. So will people watch Wafah’s daily struggle on her “quest for stardom?” Maybe. Maybe not. But here’s the good news. The door has now been blown wide open for other reality shows starring women with infamous ties, and we couldn’t be more excited. A full guide to the newest stars of “Terroreality” after the jump.
My Fair Mary Anne!
What happens when the blonde-haired, blue-eyed great grand niece of Hitler marries a Latino car dealer from Chattsworth, CA? Tune in to My Fair Mary Anne, and you’ll see!
Mary Anne Hitler-Lopez will take us through all the hilarious trials and tribulations that go into making a bi-racial marriage work — all while distancing herself from those crazy Nazis. It’s enough to make a woman go bonkers! Check out this campy treat, coming soon!
Dumb and Dahmer
He’s mentally challenged. She’s the cousin of Jeffrey Dahmer. What do they have in common? Nothing! But they’re going to be paired up in the latest crazy social experiment from Ashton Kutcher. This is not a dating show. This… is Dumb and Dahmer.
Walk in the shoes of Hortense Stalin, florist, landscaper, and third cousin of Joseph Stalin. Even though she’s related to one of the most reviled dictators of the twentieth century, she’s really just like you and me. So purge those preconceptions and tune in!
Bernice is just a typical New Yorker. She’s got a job she doesn’t like, a love life that’s non-existent, and a mom who just won’t stop nagging. Oh, and her uncle is Pol Pot. Now Bernice Pot wants to change all that. She’s ready to meet her husband, and with the help of Lisa Loeb and Illeana Douglas, all signs point to love. But will Bernice find the perfect man? Or is she just digging herself a mass grave? We’ll find out this Fall!
The Easy Life
What happens when you take two rich girls and put them in rural America? Pure comedy! Meet Jane Milosevic and Lois Hussein — the two spoiled brats who’ve grown accustomed to fancy parties, expensive jewelry, and summer genocide. Now they’ll have to give that all up for life on the farm! Will they survive? You’ll just have to tune in to find out!