What’s The Skinny On Janice?

22 Comments

1. 1
   Bobbie
   Posted June 21, 2006 at 3:17 am

   Too, too little flesh for so early in the morning…Though, as my husband points out, if you mask the hand with your thumb, the remainder of that distressing image appears more like a powerfully randy penile shaft…Now there’s a more settling vision.

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   KatiesHole
   Posted June 21, 2006 at 3:29 am

   I’m surprised tvgasm isn’t blogging her show. She’s out of control, and fantastic! Screaming! Kvetching! Crying! Its fabulous.

   KH

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   KJ
   Posted June 21, 2006 at 6:08 am

   I can’t be the only person who didn’t realize that was an arm. I swear I was looking at her shoulder and upper arm like “what is he talking about?” Then I saw the CLAW. I must have thought it was like a decorative modern art pillar or something because I did not think that thing with the hoops on it was her arm.

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   umnata
   Posted June 21, 2006 at 6:31 am

   im not always the most in love with reality tv, but last night as i was losing my battle with insomnia and catching up on my DVR, i caught this show, and thought, for the love of God, why hasn’t TVgasm mentioned it. get out of my head b-side.

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   HoneyBunny
   Posted June 21, 2006 at 6:47 am

   It looks like Janice borrowed that claw-hand from Han’s (villian from Enter the Dragon) private collection. YIKES

   hb

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   Leah3t
   Posted June 21, 2006 at 6:49 am

   ew ew ew. how the mighty fall.

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   Franuary
   Posted June 21, 2006 at 7:09 am

   Is it just me, or does it look like she has six fingers?

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   AngTexas
   Posted June 21, 2006 at 7:38 am

   I noticed last night when I was watching this show that Janice seems EXTRA stick-like!!! VERY skinny! However, she did seem more lucid and alert than ever before!!

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   B-Side
   Posted June 21, 2006 at 8:48 am

   We would cover this show, but our writing staff is a bit thin right now. Hopefully we’ll get some coverage up…

10. 10
    lynturn
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 9:09 am

    You have got to cover this show! She is extra special (hand/claw quotes). Did she borrow that from Britney?

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    stacyrocks
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 9:51 am

    Her show is awesome! I hope you find someone to cover it.

    -Franuary (#7); I see it too… LoL!

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    Double L
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 10:18 am

    Yikes! I thought she was holding a staff or something. Perhaps, we can rename her “Gnarls Barkley?” The name sorta fits. It’s almost like she’s The Mummy searching for new flesh and organs… scary!

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    tvaholic
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 11:15 am

    It looks like the claw that Chris Eliot’s butler character had in that one “Scary Movie” movie.

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    JayhawkAnne
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 11:26 am

    That is just plain disturbing. I was right there with you, KJ (#3).

    Photos like this should get the NSFW stamp on ‘em. I’d rather see an unexpected and uncensored image of a nip slip or a bit of risque man-pelvis than this disgusting photo, any day.

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    dredge
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 11:57 am

    oh look..IT’S THE CLAW!!

    hey hb..enter the dragon reference..you are cool.

    sigh..

    if janice were really all that badass she would have OD’d a long time ago…now she’s just an anorexic old lady.

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    pgrant
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    “It’s the claw. You are afraid of the claw”

    Janice Dickinson is C-R-A-Z-Y!

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    tvtvtv
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    Eeeewwwww. Just makeup, jewelry and hair over some bones. She could be the wench of that drunk “yo-ho yo-ho” pirate that hangs out on the bridge at the Disney ride. He’s my favorite.

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    ml302
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 7:26 pm

    Anyone else notice that all the opening shots of her are far, far away?

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    anniedawg25
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 9:47 pm

    it’s pretty scary how a bracelet that would fit around a normal woman’s wrist is at Janice’s elbow.

    How is the other one hanging on?

    This is definatley a scary pic!!!! and yeah..what’s with the 6th finger??????

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    Deena
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 10:34 pm

    When is this show on?

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    tvaholic
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 10:19 am

    Holy crap, it does look like she has 6 fingers!! (#19) WTF??

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    mistichristi
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    Yes! It does look like she has 6 fingers! Whats up with that?