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Monday, January 9, 2012
12:00 am
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I have no idea what the hell just happened Gasmii. Seriously, I watched the episode and I am confused as all get out. There was a fight that turned into a brawl and for a second, I thought I was watching an episode of cops.
Big Ang(elo) convinced Drita to make up with Karen, and Drita was all for it. Karen, on the other hand, had CousinSuckUp pumping her head full of nonsense. So, Karen goes out to – I’m not sure what her goal was other than to cause drama, but let’s just say she went out to “talk” to Drita.
CousinSuckUp, inexplicably, follows her out there and waits for a chance to stop any making up from happening. As if Karen would lose her only real shot at staying relevant on the show by making up with Drita.
Karen talks out of her ass as Drita tries to make sense of her diatribe. Drita realizes that Karen isn’t out there to make up with her and raises her voice to get Karen to stop talking, suddenly CousinSuckUp is right there. And the two of them, Karen and CousinSuckUp, are in Drita’s face.
CousinSuckUp says something Drita talking about her 2 years ago? Drita throws a punch and then, I couldn’t tell what happened. I saw CousinSuckUp pulling Drita’s hair while some poor guy with the unfortunate (or, possibly fabulous) name of Derek Tobacco was holding on to Drita for dear life trying to get her out there. Someone elbowed Drita in the eye during the melee and Karen is trying to take credit for it. But, honestly, the only punches that were thrown were by Drita. Karen was pulled away too quickly to have done anything other than scream and yell.
CousinSuckUp got cut by Drita’s ring when Drita swung, but CousinSuckUp is claiming it was Derek who hit her. The fight spills into the main ballroom and the men get involved because they now think that Derek (who was only trying to break up the fight) hit CousinSuckUp. Karen is throwing plates, Renee is telling everyone to just go home. There is more chaos in the parking lot as Renee chases Junior around barefoot. Poor AJ has to be the only adult and talk his dad down from beating up a van. You know, since Junior is out on bail.
It was insane and I think I may still be in shock.
Not much happened other than the fight. A large portion of the episode was spent rehashing it by the involved parties. Renee and Junior agree to give it another shot, this time without Junior cheating (that is going to end so badly you guys). Drita is done trying to make up with Karen. CousinSuckUp talks about Al Pacino playing her grandfather in Donnie Brasco.
Oh, and Karen is still the biggest douchebag on the planet. At least that part was wasn’t the least bit confusing. Did I mention that all of these people parents who have actual human being dependent upon them?
Anyway, I’ll have more details in the full recap.
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Okay I’m also like wtf just happened! All I know is I was happy to see Ramonas dumb ass bleeding. Karen is still a wangster & she lies out of her ass!!! TEAM DRITA!!!!!
Me too! I kept rewinding it thinking I missed something but I just couldn’t for the life of me follow wtf was going on. The only thing I took away was I hate Karen as much as ever and Renee was in full drama drag queen mode carrying on to Drita in the limo about how she didn’t set her up. God I love these crazy bitches.
Plath, I’ve watched twice and I am still confused. I think I need an uncensored version because all the bleeps cause me to lose contexts of everything that’s being said.
My head is also reeling, but I did get out of it that Drita was genuinely trying to make up with Karen, but she and the Hanger On (I think Carla and Drita referred to her as “Lucifer”) would have none of it. I loved how Renee was screeching about how “dose bitches” ruined her party when she started it and sent Big Ange out there, too!
Did you guys see Renee sashay over when the fight was happening.
Rodel and I were yelling “WERK!!!!”
I thought her surgery left Renee with a flat ass?!? She did not have a flat ass in that little green party dress. Maybe she was packing
@sheesh, I thought the same thing, but I was yelling “Get em Renee”
OMG…I watched the fight scene several times as well. Cousin Suckup was waiting in the wings dying to swoop in, who exactly did Drita hit? Did she miss? Karenfatass, said she saw the punch coming and ducked. Karenfatass also says she gave Drita the black eye and Drita says someone elbowed her in the eye. Derrek Tobacco (love it!), if you watch the slow mo…actually does look like he hit her when he was swinging his arm up and over Drita’s head. Why do there bitches need to pull hair? I grew up in Yonkers NY, when I got into a fight, the first thing I did was take off a high heel shoe and clobber a girl over the head with, grant you this happen once in the Red Robin bathroom and it was over a guy..I never thought to pull hair…anyhoo…I love Drita, Big Ang is a hoot, Renee is clueless, Karen has a fat ass, Carla needs her pulse checked because I am not sure she is alive, Cousin Suckup can go suck it cause she is a Wangster just like Karen…props to the poster that posted Wangster!
Karen is a big fat LOOSA, and Drita is awsome. that cousin needs to get her ass kicked just for being stupid. I hate the way they sit there any say that they beat up Drita and they won. HELLLOOO, everyone is going to see it, it is on video you idiots. TEAM DRITA!
oh, and i think im going to LOVE Big Ang. She is hella cool, definitly want to be on her side in a fight! lol
@dizzygirl…I needed that! LOL!
Whooping a trick with a shoe ina..ina..Red Robin bathroom!
Awesome!
@dizzygirl…..OMG, I agree. The one and only fight I got into involved a coked up nut job who came at me out of no where on a dance floor and cold cocked me. I sat down, took my thick high heel shoe off, got up and over the shoulder of the bouncer holding me back, I opened up a two inch gash on her head. and this was in Norwalk, Ct, not Staten Island….although I used to party in Yonkers as well.
I have never been more confused in my life. And no he didn’t hit her it was the angle. I love Big Ang(elo)!!! I ‘think’ Karen got one hit out and Cuz received the most hits from our beloved Drita.
JenJen the same could be said about Drita when she lied to Karen. Problem is all of these reality “stars” seem to lie so much they forget that cameras are filming them catching the lies.
Did anyone else notice in a commercial preview Big (M)Angela was telling bloated Tammie Faye something about “the black guy” and BTF told her not to go there and then they completely skipped the conversation when the show resumed.
Anyway it was pretty pitiful of Cousin It to accuse a man of hitting her rather than admit Drita clocked her in the mouth.
As far as I could tell, Karen/Drita were arguing and when CousinSuckUp came in, Drita assumed it was to fight (thus, a set up) and starting fighting. Karen and the Cuz fought back and Derek Tobacco tried to stop it from getting out of control. When CousinSuckUp realized she was bleeding, she asked the crowd who hit her and they told her that it was Derek and “the men” went after him.
So, I don’t blame CousinSuckUp for going off based on information received from the crowd.
Second best line of the night, from Renee: “DT wouldn’t hit a woman. He wouldn’t even hit a man.” (which I assume, Renee was trying to say he was either gay or a pussy, I couldn’t tell.)
Best line of the night: Renee, to Drita in the limo, “Punch me in the face if you think I set you up! Fair one! Fair one!” (I just love how Renee can turn a situation that has very little to do with her into a drama that she becomes the center of, while in her asides claim that she doesn’t want any drama in her life. Insert eyeroll and collective “Bitch, Please!” here!)
Holy cow was this a great episode. I have no idea what happened but I know that Karen is clearly in the wrong, because isn’t she always. I did feel bad for Renee since it was her party that was ruined, but it was totally Karen and Ramona’s fault.
I also learned that when talking with Drita, end the conversation before she’s tired of hearing your mouth or she’s gonna knock you out.
I hope we learn more about Derek Tobacco because I’m intrigued by anyone that says “Drita, it’s me, it’s Derek Tobacco”. I mean, how many Dereks could she know at that party?
@Faye…Big Ang was telling busted Tammy Fe that Drita had a “black eye” and had to go to the doctah…nothing about a black guy.
All jokes aside is Big Ang a transgender person? Or is she a reminder of why we SHOULDN’T get plastic surgery(If Renee didn’t scare us enough). I have to co-sign on Renee’s eyes, I have admired them since last season…they are beautiful
Hey guys, I am working on the full recap now. All I can say is I watched that fight like 4 times and I am still confused about what the hell happened. Don’t get me wrong it was entertaining as all get out, but it is hell to try to recap coherently. The only person I truly feel sorry for in all of this mess is AJ. My god, I hope some gypsies come and rescue that poor kid from all of this insanity.
@sheesh…AND I married the guy!!! The first time Drita took off her shoes to fight..I was on the edge of the couch thinking… holy shit, she is going to go Yonkers on her ass!
@Diane..lol…we might have partied together!
@magsmom Thanks for the clarification. This mess is frying me brain and now affecting my hearing and comprehension. Yous guys is setting me up!!!
@faye & magsmom….hahahaha excuse me while I kiss this guy.
@dizzygirl…I you are going to fight over a guy in a Red Robin’s bathroom I think you are obligated to marry him.
I was almost beat up once. I was out with co workers.
This girl bumrushed me getting in my face doing her chooky moves going, “Wha, wha, whawhawha.”
I was stunned. I didn’t know her. Never saw her. Didn’t understand what the problem was so I shrugged and went “What?”
Then she started “What..WHA.WHA.”
The woman was 6″ taller and had me by 50 lbs, but I’m so tipsy I just lokk at her and say , “What?” (Trust me I really wanted to know what was wrong with her, I was not trying to antagonize her.)
Then someone who was holding her back screamed “She wants to kick your ass!”
So. I. Left.
That Monday of course the people I went out with came over to my desk.
“Oh girl! We would have had your back why didn’t you punch her?” “Afraid?”
I replied that once I found out that she wanted to kick my ass that yes I was afraid…very afraid.
BUT then I said, “Did you see her just let me LEAVE! Punkass bitch.”
I actually got home and called my sister and cried that someone was mean to me. Of course my sister wanted names descriptions, when, where. “Sit tight for three hours because I am coming UP THERE and we will get this settled!”
My sister don’t play.
Okay I thought Drita’s eye was just scratched it wasn’t black? Or am I triping? & ofcourse Karen takes credit for that like she’s tough shit. We don’t know who hit who. Ramona doesn’t even know who hit her.
It looks like Drita got a few blood vessels broken in her eye. She may have had a shiner, but none of those girls are strangers to the magic of Maybelline, so she may have artfully concealed the shiner.
I don’t pity @PlathAddict for having to recap this – all I would write is: Guys, I don’t know what the hell happened, but it was AWESOME. Sorry, Charlies – that will teach you to miss an episode.
OMG– what the hell happened ????
I agree– have to watch this a few times and get a handle on Tabacco and the melee. I cannot stand Ramona and was glad she got her ass beaten. And maybe I am missing something but aren’t those “in the mob” not supposed to talk so much ??? Karen, Ramona
@sheesh,
I understand your Sis. Funny Story along the same lines;
My sister confided in me that she was afraid to get on the bus for school the next morning because someone was bringing their big sister to the bus stop to beat her up. Well, needless to say, I was at the bus stop the next morning expecting to demoralise this kid for even thinking about beating up on a little kid (sis was 5 yrs younger) and also expecting to exact an ass whooping myself if necessary.
I got to the bus stop and saw someone I hadn’t seen in awhile because she transferred. We were excited to see each other and of course, asked each other why we were there at the elementary bus stop. She told me that her sister told her that someone’s big sister was going to beat her up at the bus stop. lol
We were played by elementary school kids!
@Robinez, Yous was set up!
Yes we were! The looks on the faces of the brat’s that set us up was priceless when they saw us hugging each other and saying good to see you!
I still tease my sister about this many yrs later. “want me to go to the bus stop for you”? shit like that..
WOAH GUYS ! There’s actually a Dritas eye page on twitter already! & when I said that I thought Karen or Ramona made it the bitch started twitter atacking me! ahaha
@chicken lips…”I don’t pity @PlathAddict for having to recap this – all I would write is: Guys, I don’t know what the hell happened, but it was AWESOME.”
LMBO!! That sums up the 1st 30 mins of this shit-storm PERFECTLY!!
@fancy – I was trying to tell my brother about it though IM (because I got him interested in the show and he curses me out everytime) and basically it was “Oh – Drita’s POed and she just hauled off and punched some girl” “There goes the hair” “Who the crap is that?” “Wait is that blood? Whose blood?” “Holy crap! Just turn it on already!” as I’m cackling my can off!
I hope they didn’t peak in the second episode of the season, I’ll be very disappointed!
@Plath, since the mini-cap has 30+ comments and no one actually knows what happened this episode, maybe Flipit will let you slide on the recap?
@Derek and @Plath – No! Can’t skip the recap! We need to hear about Big Ange and What’s Her face that we’ve never seen before discussing the incident. And let’s not forget Ramona’s “alleged” pedigree and Al Pacino and stuff. Not sure how you are going to broach the fight, but he rest of the episode wasn’t too bad either!
@Derek, I don’t think I get my Cheetos payment if I skip a recap. @Chicken Lips, no worries. I finished the recap and it should be up sometime today.