Mob Wives Mini Cap: New Year, New War

Recaps

By PlathAddict | Monday, January 2, 2012 | 8:57 am | 20 Comments
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Hola Gasmii! I don’t know about you but I have really missed these bitches. So, I am really glad to see them back for more.

This week’s episode saw Renee going through her gender reassignment surgery, with painful (also gross and scary) results. She also got rid of her old therapist in favor of one who will more blindly agree with whatever she wants to believe.

Drita is taking boxing lessons as a means of gaining some discipline and stemming some of her rage issues. And, girl has some real rage issues. She really wants to track down the skank that slept with her husband and break her jaw. She is also trying to patch things up with Karen (I have no idea why – that bitch deserved her beat down and will probably get at least one more before the season is out – fingers crossed).

Karen is still a bitch who makes me roll my eyes at all of her posturing and ridiculous tough talk. Apparently, she wasn’t able to spin delusion by herself this season so they brought in a suck up for her named Ramona Rizzo. The thing that really sucks? Ramona Rizzo is way too cool a name for someone who is really just a dingleberry on the asshole that is Karen G.

Renee throws a party to celebrate surviving her reassignment surgery. She invites everyone except Carla – Carla didn’t call Renee while she was recovering in the hospital and after the boyfriend nonsense of last season, Renee is totally on the outs with her.

Renee’s only real request is that Drita and Karen not get into it at her party. Drita agrees. Karen, however, refuses to pass up the opportunity to stir shit up. Can you blame her? She has a “book” to sell and a daughter to neglect, and plenty of fame to whore.

So, she allows her cousin/friend/dingleberry, to blow her up and make her honestly believe that she is tough AND that she is right. From the looks of next week though, her cousin is paid back for her hard work with a punch in the mouth (which should be AWESOME).

More details to come in the full recap. In the meantime, what did you think of the episode? Also, what did you guys think of Big Ange? Calling her a guy is kind of like calling Karen a bitch. It’s both obvious and redundant, right?

PlathAddict

If there were ever a situation where in which I had to choose between cheese and chocolate, cheese would win hands down. I spend my days writing blog posts for the multi-housing industry and my nights harshly judging people who appear on reality shows. If there is the odd weekend in which I am not working, or feeling smugly satisfied about my lack of my own reality show, I will build a blog for my friends. Then, I will spend the rest of my weekend conning other friends, family members, and general acquaintances to donate their talents to help out. I am shameless in my love of free stuff, blue humor, and great or even terrible fiction. I tell my friends that I watch reality shows to feel better about myself. In actuality, I watch them because I am vastly entertained by the things people will do to be famous. When Flipit asked me to join the TVGasm family, I was honored. When he said that I would be paid in Cheetos and M&M's, I was totally in.

20 Comments

  1. 1
    caligal
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 9:44 am

    I hate Karen and her frizzy little “cousin”. I want to hug Drita and then drive her to da big house so I can see her punch Lee out.

  2. 2
    mere2142
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 10:25 am

    I was so ridiculously excited to watch this today and it did not disappoint. Glad to see they got another drag queen for Renee to hang out with. And next week looks awesome. I love Drita!

  3. 3
    Diane Marie
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 10:40 am

    Oh goody, Plathaddict is my favorite recapper and this is my favorite show. this is gonna be good!!!!! btw, Plath, Ramona Rizzo is the grandaughter of Lefty Ruggierio, who was portrayed by Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco. Love that new train wreck Big Ange…..wow, this is gonna be a great season!!! let the games and the recapping begin. p.s. Renee’s gender reassingment surgery!!!! LMAO I do love her though.

  4. 4
    shantigal
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 10:51 am

    That better not be Hollywood blood in next week’s previews. Sweet, sweet revenge!

    Big Ange? I thought that was Renee’s twin. She looks the same as before her surgery. Renee that is, or both, I don’t know.

  5. 5
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    OMG! Wasn’t that great! Next week is going to freaking EPIC! Or, at least I hope it is. @caligal, I totally agree with you about Ramona. @mere I did a double take when Big Ange sashayed up to Drita. Calling her a drag queen is almost too easy, but it would be like ignoring the elephant in the room.
    @Diane Thank you! That is so sweet. And, I totally forgot about Ramona’s connection to Donnie Brasco. I truly hope to see more Big Ange and less Ramona this season.
    @Shantigal, if they pull another fakeout fight, and Ramona isn’t actually punched in the mouth, I will be so pissed.
    I’m working on the full recap now and should have it up in a couple of days. Thanks for reading guys. I am so excited about this new season!

  6. 6
    thatdariamom1332
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Ramona = Mafiazilla in that picture. Was she going to attack Drita with her Radioactive Chianti breath?

  7. 7
    sheesh
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    Drita looked like she swung hard on someone.

    Did Junyah punch a truck? Who punches a truck?

  8. 8
    dizzygirl
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    Why is Junyah in the cast photo? Isn’t he an informant?
    @Plath….this is going to be a fun season! Me heart Drita 4ever and her veiny neck…Girl is gonna stroke out on us one of these days.
    Can’t WAIT! for the full recap…I love these bitches.

  9. 9
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    @thatdariamom, I know right? She looks like something out of Zombieland. @sheesh, I remember last year when it looked like Drita was choking out Renee and it was a total fakeout, so I’m going to wait to see who punched and who got punched. Although, Ramona definitely got hit by somebody or something. And, I can’t think any one who would punch a truck. Although didn’t Ahhhnuld punch a camel in one of his older movies? @dizzygirl, Drita’s veins are worthy of their own tv show. I am as much afraid of them as I am of her.

  10. 10
    KeKe
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    I really really hope Drita punched Ramona in her face! One episode in and I already hate her.

  11. 11
    Chicken Lips
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    I’m so glad my bitches are back – I’m sick of seeing only fake people on my television. These are the realest bitches I know!

    Is Joonya a permanent cast member now? What gives – did he get married in the joint or something? Not that I’m complaining because Renee is about 1000% crazier with Joonya in the picture.

    I hope that Big Ange is around forever and ever. When I first saw BA, I thought it was just a really tall 3 pack a day smokin’ broad. But then I realized that BA is the next in line for gender reassignment surgery.

    Sooo excited to see the fight – I hope Drita really does push Karen over the edge.

  12. 12
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    LOL, I forgot that I was the only one who actually liked/could stand and appreciate Karen and her manipulations. Other than Big Ange(lo)’s first appearance, the best part of this episode was Renee forcing Karen to look at the cell phone picture of her ripped up back and, for once, Karen was shocked/disgusted into silence. Pure fucking gold!

  13. 13
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    Ha! @Derek, I appreciate Karen for the ridiculous shit stirrer that she is. She brings the evil and no soap in the world can survive without someone bringing the evil. And, honestly, I view reality shows the same way my grandma viewed her “stories.” But, it doesn’t mean that I have to actually like Karen. It’s not like she is Alexis Carrington, who was both evil AND fabulous.

  14. 14
    NYC2o12
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    I absolutely hate Karen aka Shrek and her sidekick Ramona aka Donkey!!! I hope Drita had a chance to punch both of them before people broke up the fight. It kills me when Shrek acts like she is tuff and I do not believe for a second that Dirta was telling people that she put her in the hospital. Shrek is always making shit up.

  15. 15
    Melissa Wray
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 10:22 am

    I really regretted not seeing these recaps through to the end of last season. This season, howevs, I plan on obtaining a front-row seat to Karen’s cuntiness, Renee’s craziness, Ramona’s kiss-assiness, and Drita’s badassiness.

    Don’t give a shit about Carla though. She struck me as too much of a pushover to her own kids last season.

  16. 16
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Yay! The wives and PlathAddict are baaaacck! I would never wish what happened to Renee during her sex reassignment surgery on anyone, but I certainly hope that people take the results as a cautionary tale (especially those pedophile bitches – such as myself – who are slamming Little Debbies and commenting on T N T).

    Major non-love for Karen. She was trying to cause trouble and chose to interpret Drita’s trying to be respectful to Renee as her being fearful – as IF! Did notice, though, that Renee did try to stir the pot before sending her doppleganger, Biggie Smalls out to do it for her!

    Let the girl fights begin – woo hoo!

  17. 17
    labowner
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Argh last night was so boring and then boom right at the end. I knew Drita couldn’t contain herself. Love the trainer was scared of her. Whose window did junior punch?

  18. 18
    Terrence
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 8:09 am

    I too thought the episode was a little boring. It looks like next week will be off the chain though. Yeah I was thinking what everyone else was about big Ang. Those big lips, deep voice, and too tall for Paul? Wow.

  19. 19
    MissCharlieChan
    Posted January 8, 2012 at 10:28 am

    OMG. I felt ticked-off and defensive while reading this wonderful recap… until I got to the end where I just had to LOL!

    I was floored this entire first episode. Love Renee to pieces; disappointed by her self-image issues that keep her going under the knife… nearly to death.

    Karen is cool, too. I, too, *had* a friend who slept with my man. That crap hurts for decades, and yes, you want to whup that chick’s a@@ for the betrayal!

    That said, DRITA is a transgender. Look at her vein-popping dude-neck and no well-defined waist (like a tranny man). No regular woman hits as hard as she allegedly can, fighting like drag queen in an alley. She has very testosterone, and probably testicles to match.

    Of course Drita and Big Ang are besties: same gender reassignment doctor!

  20. 20
    crystal
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 5:24 am

    Yeah, I didn’t get Karen’s whole issue with Drita UNTIL last night. Drita clearly backtracked on things she said about her and Karen’s friendship from last season. Drita IS phony, and doesn’t like being called out on it. Drita became upset with Karen because she spitting truth at her, and wasn’t being phony. Drita didn’t think Karen would do that, especially at Renee’s party. I like them both, but I agree with Karen: Whether or not you and your ex-boyfriend were “serious” (Karen & Lee live together and were together 7 years = serious), you don’t date and/or marry your real true friend’s man. Who does that? I don’t care what went on in their relationship and who did what to whom. Doesn’t matter. You just don’t do that. That’s a no no.

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