I know, I am totally slack and you guys have every reason to be completely pissed at me. But, I do have an excuse for my slack. I have spent the past few days replaying this episode, trying to wrap my head around the sheer DRAMA of it all. It was so tense and dramatic and AWESOME, and then disappointing.
So, it turns out that I have been pretty spot on all season about this cast. Renee not only lives a life of drama, she relishes the drama of others – too bad she got caught in the middle (literally) when all she wanted to do was sit back and enjoy it for a change.
Here are the things that I was right about:
- Lee is a scum bag and Drita can totally do better. So, you remember that small window of time in which Lee was out of Jail and Aleeya developed a close bond with her dad? Turns out that as he was impregnating Drita with their second child, he was taking their FIRST child to meet his mistress at her hair salon.
- Karen is a lying, hypocritical, dram stirring skank. After putting it out there that Drita betrayed her by marrying Lee after Karen had already moved to Arizona to have someone else’s kid? We find out that not only had Karen been on again off again with Lee, but she was also cheating on him and get this: one of the guys she cheated with was Drita’s boyfriend.
- Renee has perfected the art of tucking. Who knew that in order to tuck effectively, you had to own SPANX/SPANKS ?
- When Drita’s veins start popping, you best get the fuck out of her way.
So, the show had everything, drama, tension, a violent fight. Then, they ended it with a cliff hanger? Who does that on a reality show? Don’t they know that you are supposed to wrap up all loose ends with the final get together? That was just frustrating. I wanted to see what happened after they got kicked out of the restaurant and the cameras kept rolling. Apparently, we have to wait until the reunion to find that out.
Don’t forget that I am going to be Live Tweeting the reunion on July 10th. Make sure you are following @TVGasm on Twitter so that you can join the conversation. And if you want to hit me up as I stalk these bitches online, follow me on Twitter too (@PlathAddict).
In the meantime, what are some questions you would love to have Wendy Williams ask on the Reunion? And don’t forget to share your thoughts on the finale in the comments!