I’m a survivor bitches!
Holy Shit Gasmii! You guys know that I am not so good with the Mini’s. But, I had to talk about this craziness while it was still fresh. The first part of the Mob Wives Reunion showed me exactly why I love this show so much. These bitches (with the exception of CousinSuckUp) are 100 percent real. That was some of the realest shit I have ever seen on a reality show reunion.
You know how everyone on reality shows go out of their way to avoid mentioning how much the producers are involved in their storylines unless they are getting the villain edit? That shit does not happen with Mob Wives.
Last night, we learned so much stuff. Renee suffered a miscarriage and that was why she was hospitalized during the Junior shenanigans. She also explained why Junior wasn’t excited about the watch she got him for his birthday. He was wearing a wire in his regular watch.
Jennifer Graziano (the producer and Renee’s sister) purposely kept Drita and Karen from speaking to each other prior to Renee’s party so that they could talk at the party on camera. She said that she didn’t expect a fight and that she simply made a bad judgment call – to which I gave major side eye. We also found out that Drita was told by Jennifer not to say anything to Carla about how bad Renee’s surgery went.
So, that made for two HUGE drama’s that could have easily been avoided that the creator an executive producer of the show instigated. And the Mob Wives actually called her on it and she admitted it. How’s that for reality programming?
The best part of the reunion for me though was watching CousinSuckUp try her damnedest to gain some relevancy. Seriously, has there ever been a more thirsty bitch on a reality show? This idiot proudly embraced the name Lucifer/Lucifina, got Karen to yell out some craziness about Carla fucking Karen’s uncle, and then instigated a fight with Drita while hiding behind security. I still think she lifts right out of the show and would not be missed. But, I have to give her some props for trying to become a factor in the final inning.
There was also Big Ang (yay!) and all of her delightful glory. I truly cannot wait to watch her show.
Right now my head is spinning from all of the stuff that was said and all of the revelations and the near physical altercation between Drita and CousinSuckUp. So, I’m going to leave it there, regroup and give it all I got for the full recap. Check back in a couple of days because this shit was EPIC!
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