Mob Wives Minicap


By PlathAddict | | 10:55 am | 21 Comments
Posted in: Mob Wives, Recaps

More Big Ang please!

This episode was kind of dull because there was no Big Ang. But, we did get to see Karen lie about how the sit down with Carla went. What I love is how Karen and CousinSuckUp keep bringing everything back to Drita. I am starting to think that the real reason Karen was angry with the Drita/Lee situation is that she has some unresolved issues regarding her feelings for Drita.

I know, I know. This is how rumors get started right? But, seriously, all she does is talk about Drita. And all CousinSuckUp does is talk about Drita. So, that conversation was re-hashed over and over again with Karen’s descriptions becoming less and less believable.

Karen decides to have a spa party and volunteers Renee’s house. Even Renee looked shocked when Karen started making plans for where everything would be set up without ever asking if she could use Renee’s house for it. But, Renee is pretty much a pushover and goes along with it. I love that Renee is always so willing to bend over backwards for people, but I hate that it leaves her such an easy target for users like Karen and Junior.

Speaking of Junior, apparently CousinSuckUp has been saying some crap about him being a loser and it has gotten back to Renee. I’m not clear on the exact details, but it sounds like Drita told Renee’s sister-in-law that CousinSuckUp said these things and Drita confirmed it to Renee. That’s going to be an interesting conversation. I wonder if CousinSuckUp is just going to do her standard “Drita is a liar.” Or, if she will actually own up to what she said?

Renee’s dad is out of prison and at the halfway house with home visitations on weekends. Renee is worried about going to see him because he is still not speaking to her for doing the show and possibly re-friending Karen. Poor Renee. It sucks watching this knowing what happens. I feel so bad for her and AJ.

Karen, once again decides to put her fame whoring above raising her daughter. She tells Karina that she will be sending her back to Arizona while she continues to engage in petty bullying and shit stirring for our entertainment.

Drita cleans out Lee’s stuff because she has signed the divorce papers and put them in the mail. Now, her biggest issue is having to tell her kids about it.

That’s really all I have for now. I was too busy celebrating my birthday to be too assed to care all that much about the show last night. But, I will say this: I really wish Vh1 would stop trying to make CousinSuckUp happen. She brings absolutely nothing to the party and we would all be much better off without having to see her.

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PlathAddict

If there were ever a situation where in which I had to choose between cheese and chocolate, cheese would win hands down. I spend my days writing blog posts for the multi-housing industry and my nights harshly judging people who appear on reality shows. If there is the odd weekend in which I am not working, or feeling smugly satisfied about my lack of my own reality show, I will build a blog for my friends. Then, I will spend the rest of my weekend conning other friends, family members, and general acquaintances to donate their talents to help out. I am shameless in my love of free stuff, blue humor, and great or even terrible fiction. I tell my friends that I watch reality shows to feel better about myself. In actuality, I watch them because I am vastly entertained by the things people will do to be famous. When Flipit asked me to join the TVGasm family, I was honored. When he said that I would be paid in Cheetos and M&M's, I was totally in.

21 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 11:36 am

    Wonder what Cousinsuckup knows at this point and time?

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Happy Belated Plath!

  3. 3
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    Thanks Classy. I was kind of worried that I wouldn’t be able to get a mini in because I was too busy celebrating. But, not even being drunk could stop me from calling Karen out as a liar. I was actually tempted to write “Karen is a liar and a horrible mother,” and call it day. But, I don’t think that would have been any fun for you guys.

  4. 4
    sheesh
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    Happy Birthday fellow Aquarian!

  5. 5
    Moli Moli
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    That would have summed it all up@Plath. Happy Birthday…FYI, it appears Big Ang isn’t a fan of her song:(

  6. 6
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    @sheesh: Thanks! Are you a January or February Aquarian? @Moli thanks to you too! It makes me a little sad that Big Ang isn’t a fan of the song.
    Did you guys catch the after show with Drita and Renee? I missed it because I had partying to do, but was curious about whether it gave any new info or if it was just a bunch of drinking games like WWHL.

  7. 7
    sheesh
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    Sorry..I was reading your last recap.
    I turned 46 on the 25th.

  8. 8
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    Happy belated Birthday to you too!
    I wonder if we have similar temperaments? Like do you love drama when it’s happening to other people? And do you really have a low tolerance for bullshit, but are otherwise pretty easy going? I only ask because my sister was also born in January, but she is a Capricorn and her temperament is to snatch a bitch first and ask questions later – usually while she is putting her shoes and joorey back on…

  9. 9
    sardini
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Hey Plath, my birthday is Jan. 21st and my temprament sounds like yours. I find Capricorns (my mom) and Aquarians to be very different. The after show thingy was pretty fluffy. Can I just say that I heat Renee? That bitch was made for reality TV.

  10. 10
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    @sardini hahaha is your mom quick to snatch a bitch for getting out of line too? I thought my sister was a one-off! Happy belated birthday! And, I totally agree that Renee was made for reality tv. I think her sister has probably watched her all their lives and kept thinking, “We could totally make millions if I just put you in front of the camera being your drag queen self.” And now, they have a reality show.
    Thanks for the head’s up on the after show. I don’t want to waste time on it if it doesn’t bring anything new to the table – CousinSuckUp already offers plenty of that.

  11. 11
    BedHeadJen
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Happy Birthday PlathAddict! When you made your birthday wish, did you wish for more Big Ang? WAIT! Don’t tell me. I think it’s bad luck.
    I do have one more quick question. Why did you use a picture of Steven Tyler at the top of the Mob Wives page? ;)

  12. 12
    Chicken Lips
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    Happy Birthday! You should have gone ahead and written with your initial plan because that’s all that this show was about. Oh, and Lee’s bedroom. Other than that they’ve got nothing.

  13. 13
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    Happy Birthday, PlathAddict! My son’s birthday is February 1st – I guess he’s a January/February “cusp Aquarius.” He has your same attributes plus he is way too generous toward others – often to his detriment. Drives me nuts. Maybe that’s a February thing.

  14. 14
    mere2142
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    I missed Big Ange this episode!!

    Happy Belated Plath!

  15. 15
    sheesh
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 4:38 am

    I am very much laid back. But I think that is more because I am older and I would rather spend my time laughing.

    On a shallow note…I recently had either an allergic reation to something, or my lips got sunburned, but one morning I woke up and my lips were HUGE. It was awful. I had Big Ang lips!
    By the time I got back from my workout the swelling had gone down. I told Rodel about it and said I looked like a freak and if my lips were swollen up like that the next morning he had to agree to wake up and take a picture!

  16. 16
    hot cawfee
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Drita– whats in “the room” ?????–am dying to know!!!!!!

  17. 17
    rp4865
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Happy Belated Bday Plath! Did anybody see the Mob Wives after-show The Sit Down? It was really fun and Big Ang was there…yay!! Renee and Drita too

  18. 18
    Diane Marie
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    Happy Birthday to my favorite recapper. Tell it sista!!!!

  19. 19
    Buffy
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    I was so bummed with the lack of Big Ang! 20 minutes into it i was like “Where’s Big Ang??!!”. At least we got to see her a little on the Sit Down. My 3 fav’s!
    Just a side note to all the Big Ang lovers: My friend LOVES Big Ang and she and i are both facebook friends with her as well. Well, my friend just lost her dog of 13 years (not a PAWMAWRANIAN though), so i sent Ang a message telling her and asking if she could just send my friend a “hello” and SHE DID! she posted on her wall that she heard about the loss of her dog and she hope’s she feels better. It totally cheered my friend up, and it made us love her even more. How sweet is that? i figure she has so many people msg’ing her that she probably wouldn’t even read it. so, just thought i’d share that here because i know how much we all love her!!

  20. 20
    Buffy
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    i would seriously love a Big Ang spinoff. I loved how in The Sit Down she said people come in and just stare at her. She’s so funny, and i will say it again: I LOVE the way everyone (esp Drita) lights up when they are around her. I do too~!

  21. 21
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted February 3, 2012 at 10:13 am

    Happy Belated Birthday Plath! I’ve been out sick most of the week but wanted to add; I was at a friend’s birthday party last Saturday and all we did was quote Big Ang and her son! “He’s gonna get me a puppy!” Must’ve been said a good 500 times. Flove this show&recap!

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