Wow, so much for “the love” huh, Gasmii? After the love fest of an almost Karen/CousinSuckUp free episode last week, we get an episode filled to the brim with Karen and CousinSuckUp. Karen and CousinSuckUp are on a mission to turn Renee against Drita and Carla. This works counter to Renee’s plan to try and get everyone to simply make up.
Renee ignored all of the advice that Tiffany gave her in the last episode and went full speed ahead with Junior. She has moved him back in and now AJ is acting out. Junior is quick to blame AJ’s suddenly violent house destruction on a girlfriend. But, we all know that it most likely has to do with Renee and Junior getting back together. After 12 years of being the man of the house, his dad is back and his mom is losing her freaking mind over crumbs.
Let’s talk about the crumbs for a second. That was hilarious! Renee was drunk off her ass and threatening children for not being quiet – how much did you love the look on that girl’s face when Renee told them to shut up? That shit was priceless.
Karen, not content to let Renee and Carla make up peacefully without making it about her, tells everyone that she needs to have sit down with Carla. In initiating this sit down, Karen outed herself as a liar (AGAIN).
Remember when Karen was telling Drita that she didn’t like all the rumors about her being in the hospital after their rooftop brawl? Remember how she said that even Carla had told her that Drita said she put Karen in the hospital? Big Fat Lie! Turns out Karen and Carla hadn’t spoken all summer.
Funniest shit of the night? Karen’s sit down with Carla. She really showed her ass and her true colors with that one. She tells Carla that she doesn’t like her that she doesn’t want to go to war with her. She even tries to intimidate Carla by leaning over her at the table and generally trying to get in her face.
When Carla takes the high road and walks away, Karen realizes she may have over played her hand and tells Carla, that she likes her and doesn’t have a problem with her. This is minutes after telling her and the cameras that she doesn’t like Carla.
You know, guys, as boring as I find Carla, I love the fact that she is just a walking talking shoulder shrug when it comes to the ridiculousness of Karen and her bullshit. Seriously, she spent that entire conversation telling Karen, that she needs to take her problems with Drita up with Drita. And finally Karen says that she didn’t come there to talk about Drita. She even has the audacity to outright lie and say that Carla was the one who kept bringing Drita up.
I love how Karen can just lie about something we just saw happened. I can’t tell if she is truly delusional, thinks the audience is made up or morons, or a combination of both. I mean, we know she is totally aware of the cameras, she wouldn’t keep trying to smell her own farts so much if she had no cameras to play up to. So, it has to be some combination of delusion and underestimating the audience’s intelligence.
Oh yea, and we got to visit with Big Ang at the Drunken Monkey and learn a bit more about her history with Drita and her mob ties. We also met her son, why are all of the male kids named AJ on this show? If he is on more in later episodes, that shit is going to get hella confusion to recap.
Next week, it looks like there is trouble between Renee and Ramona over some ugly things Ramona said about Junior. Look, you guys know how I feel about Junior. I think he is a major disruption to Renee’s mental state and hate him for it. But, considering the whole blurred face boyfriend incident of last season, it seems like these women should no better than to talk shit about each other’s men by now.
Anyway, I will have all of the full details ready and waiting for you in the full recap.
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