Mob Wives MiniCap

Recaps

By PlathAddict | Monday, January 23, 2012 | 5:37 pm | 17 Comments
Posted in: MiniCaps, Mob Wives, Recaps

Wow, so much for “the love” huh, Gasmii? After the love fest of an almost Karen/CousinSuckUp free episode last week, we get an episode filled to the brim with Karen and CousinSuckUp. Karen and CousinSuckUp are on a mission to turn Renee against Drita and Carla. This works counter to Renee’s plan to try and get everyone to simply make up.

Renee ignored all of the advice that Tiffany gave her in the last episode and went full speed ahead with Junior. She has moved him back in and now AJ is acting out. Junior is quick to blame AJ’s suddenly violent house destruction on a girlfriend. But, we all know that it most likely has to do with Renee and Junior getting back together. After 12 years of being the man of the house, his dad is back and his mom is losing her freaking mind over crumbs.

Let’s talk about the crumbs for a second. That was hilarious! Renee was drunk off her ass and threatening children for not being quiet – how much did you love the look on that girl’s face when Renee told them to shut up? That shit was priceless.

Karen, not content to let Renee and Carla make up peacefully without making it about her, tells everyone that she needs to have sit down with Carla. In initiating this sit down, Karen outed herself as a liar (AGAIN).

Remember when Karen was telling Drita that she didn’t like all the rumors about her being in the hospital after their rooftop brawl? Remember how she said that even Carla had told her that Drita said she put Karen in the hospital? Big Fat Lie! Turns out Karen and Carla hadn’t spoken all summer.

Funniest shit of the night? Karen’s sit down with Carla. She really showed her ass and her true colors with that one. She tells Carla that she doesn’t like her that she doesn’t want to go to war with her. She even tries to intimidate Carla by leaning over her at the table and generally trying to get in her face.

When Carla takes the high road and walks away, Karen realizes she may have over played her hand and tells Carla, that she likes her and doesn’t have a problem with her. This is minutes after telling her and the cameras that she doesn’t like Carla.

You know, guys, as boring as I find Carla, I love the fact that she is just a walking talking shoulder shrug when it comes to the ridiculousness of Karen and her bullshit. Seriously, she spent that entire conversation telling Karen, that she needs to take her problems with Drita up with Drita. And finally Karen says that she didn’t come there to talk about Drita. She even has the audacity to outright lie and say that Carla was the one who kept bringing Drita up.

I love how Karen can just lie about something we just saw happened. I can’t tell if she is truly delusional, thinks the audience is made up or morons, or a combination of both. I mean, we know she is totally aware of the cameras, she wouldn’t keep trying to smell her own farts so much if she had no cameras to play up to. So, it has to be some combination of delusion and underestimating the audience’s intelligence.

Oh yea, and we got to visit with Big Ang at the Drunken Monkey and learn a bit more about her history with Drita and her mob ties. We also met her son, why are all of the male kids named AJ on this show? If he is on more in later episodes, that shit is going to get hella confusion to recap.

Next week, it looks like there is trouble between Renee and Ramona over some ugly things Ramona said about Junior. Look, you guys know how I feel about Junior. I think he is a major disruption to Renee’s mental state and hate him for it. But, considering the whole blurred face boyfriend incident of last season, it seems like these women should no better than to talk shit about each other’s men by now.

Anyway, I will have all of the full details ready and waiting for you in the full recap.

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PlathAddict

If there were ever a situation where in which I had to choose between cheese and chocolate, cheese would win hands down. I spend my days writing blog posts for the multi-housing industry and my nights harshly judging people who appear on reality shows. If there is the odd weekend in which I am not working, or feeling smugly satisfied about my lack of my own reality show, I will build a blog for my friends. Then, I will spend the rest of my weekend conning other friends, family members, and general acquaintances to donate their talents to help out. I am shameless in my love of free stuff, blue humor, and great or even terrible fiction. I tell my friends that I watch reality shows to feel better about myself. In actuality, I watch them because I am vastly entertained by the things people will do to be famous. When Flipit asked me to join the TVGasm family, I was honored. When he said that I would be paid in Cheetos and M&M's, I was totally in.

17 Comments

  1. 1
    KeKe
    Posted January 23, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    Karen was just ridiculous this episode. I’m glad Carla didn’t engage in an argument with her.

  2. 2
    Moli Moli
    Posted January 23, 2012 at 5:53 pm

    Karen is delusional!!!! Does she really not know what she said 2 minutes ago? Thank goodness Carla didn’t feed into her BS

  3. 3
    Chicken Lips
    Posted January 23, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    That whole time Carla and Karen were talking I thought that I was high on the drugs that Karen pushes because I couldn’t figure out what the frig was going on. I was trying to keep up but first Karen would zig, then zag, punt then pass, and I one point I think even she had to stop at a gas station for directions. She says the first thing that pops in her head that she thinks would get a rise out of someone.

    Was Karen at the little sit down with Big Ang last week? I know Carla was. What does Big Ang think about Karen and her dastardly plans? I’m curious about that – hopefully we will get her take next week.

  4. 4
    Lo
    Posted January 23, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    This episode was so bipolar between Renee’s tantrum in front of her company, to Karen’s completely ridiculous wankster act at the restaurant (If you look in the background of some of the restaurant scenes you can see patrons actually fleeing). Oh and, Drita saying Karen has alligator arms, haha!

  5. 5
    someguy
    Posted January 23, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    That Karen sure seems like a really good/interesting person. The best thing she ever did for her poor daughter is move to NY. Might save the kid.Her x skin head drug dealing friends will do just as well parenting her child as she would.
    Plath you capture her magic so well, you are still the best thing about this show

  6. 6
    annie Annie
    Posted January 23, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    I think Karen wants to change her name to Karen “Godmother” Corleone. Who died and made her Mob Boss? Holy crap the ego on this girl. Everytime she tries to act like a bad-ass, I just think about her mug shot from her Ecstasy bust and I just lauuugh and lauuugh.

    Big Ang and her son’s lunch was priceless. I realized Big Ang’s neck tattoo is pretty faded, so she must have gotten it back in ’85 when neck tattoos were virtualy non-exsistant. She’s THAT hardcore!!!

  7. 7
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 7:02 am

    I laughed A LOT during this episode. I mean I hated that it was so Karen/CousinSuckUp heavy, but at the same time it was so ridiculous that I couldn’t help it.
    Renee’s breakdown over the crumbs? Karen’s Alligator Arms (which I just might have to start using as a nickname for her)? Karen’s WTF sitdown with Carla? Oh, and Big Ang’s He was in jail for murder but he’s buying me a puppy, YAY?
    I’m working on the full recap now guys, but I’m actually kind of wondering if I can come up with anything nearly as funny as what the bitches themselves said and did.

  8. 8
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 7:52 am

    I think Karen was embarrassed by how she looked last season and caught alot of shit for it. Now she’s going for Billy Bad Ass and she still looks stupid. Try being yourself Kare Bear and stop trying to be so cool.

  9. 9
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 8:14 am

    @classy, I agree. I think that she is also her own worst enemy. A few people actually had some sympathy for her after her rooftop beatdown last season – I’m not sure who they were but I heard rumors on the internet about her having some fans and supporters. She could have totally come back and played it classy demanding an apology from Drita rather than a rematch and earned some points -not from me of course because I wouldn’t have believed her – but instead she chose to have her cousin come out to blow her up and smell her own farts and is looking even worse than she did last year.

  10. 10
    mere2142
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Best line of the episode when Big Ange and AJ are at lunch…

    He spent 28 years in prison for murder.
    That doesn’t make him a bad guy.
    No of course not.

    I had to rewind to make sure I heard correctly!

  11. 11
    Moli Moli
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 10:36 am

    http://blog.vh1.com/nggallery/post/want-to-see-some-photos-of-big-ang-through-the-years-we-thought-you-might-and-weve-got-em/image/50164

  12. 12
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    I (and someone else mentioned it last week, too) was right! Big Ang is totally a double x chromosome! Thanks for the pix @Moli. She was a pretty lady before all the surgeries, which is too bad, but it don’t stop me from loving her!

  13. 13
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    What is it with the word fart on this website lately, LOLOLOLOL.

  14. 14
    Chicken Lips
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    Big Ang was not a half bad looking lady (not to be confused with that hard working lady NiNi on T&T). She should have stopped with the plastic surgery before that last lip injection – I think that might be what’s giving off the major drag queen vibe?

  15. 15
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    @Gypsy, the Discovery Channel has Shark Week. The Gasm has Fart Week :-)

  16. 16
    Robin Robinez
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    My Mother, for some reason, hates the word Fart. So when I was a kid, I had to refer to it as “burp tail”. Because burp tail sounds so much better! LOL

  17. 17
    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    @Robinez- I. Die. Omg, I am lauging so hard at burp tail!

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