Mob Wives: The Sit Down

VH1 has decided to continue capitalizing on the Mob Wives franchise by offering a half hour show hosted by some no name ho. This episode features Drita, Renee and Big Ang discussing the Old Enemies, New Archenemies episode and answering fan questions. The first thing that came to mind when watching this show should be pretty obvious.

WTF is this bitch wearing?

Seriously, she looks like a hooker that got into a fight with some leather and lost. Did they drag her off the street because they needed a cheap host for the show? I mean I would have taken that dude they drag in for Basketball Wives over her. Anyhoo, the show starts off with a segment called What the Fu*ck where the top WTF moments are discussed. The first moment is Ramona discussing Drita and calling her a nobody and living off her husband’s coat tails. Drita is asked about what she thinks about the moment and she says that Ramona is a clown and she feels sorry for her. Drita says she can’t understand most of what she says and that she needs someone to translate whenever Ramona speaks (probably because she doesn’t talk she yells and throws her hands up). Ramona made the comment that Drita married into the lifestyle and that is what made her a somebody which is the dumbest thing that Drita has ever heard because she basically said her own mother and anyone else who had married into the lifestyle was a crumb snatcher and a nobody previously. I know Ramona was trying to diss Drita but that really is what she said whether she meant just Drita or not and she married OUTSIDE of the lifestyle so what does that say about her? Drita then says she is proud of her heritage and that she wouldn’t have a tattoo of the Albanian eagle if she weren’t proud. Ho-stess asks if she gets shit for not being Italian and she says no and Renee states that it doesn’t matter and even her son is half Puerto Rican.

Girl, I feel you.

Renee feels on the fence and she refuses to pick and picks not to choose a side. Ho moves on to questions from fans with a twitter question to Drita about whether or not she believes that her and Karen could squash the beef had Ramona not been in the way. Drita says she doesn’t know if it would have happened but she feels it would not have gotten physical and she would have walked away the moment Karen started to react badly. She would have liked the problem to end but she is exhausted with it. Then we see a clip of last week when Renee freaked out about some crumbs ( I missed the episode so I’m not sure what this was all about) and Ho says it was one of her favorite moments. Renee says if crumbs were her only problem she would be the happiest bitch in the world. She says do you know what it is like to come downstairs to a beautiful counter top covered in crumbs? Yes, Renee, I do know what that is like and it’s annoying and it’s not that hard to dust that shit into your hand and into the waste bin. Ho then brings up when Carla tells Drita that she made up with Karen and what her reaction was like. Drita says she doesn’t wish anyone to be stressed or fighting with anyone and it doesn’t bother her and she only looks out for Carla. She feels like Karen’s intentions are good and she hopes they can work it out despite the fact that it might cause issues between them since Drita and Carla are good friends.

Big Ang wearing the latest Sesame Street Couture

Finally, Big Ang comes out and explains her absence in the episode was due to her being in Puerto Rico during filming where she was busy gambling and winning big (of course she won big, she’s big ang). Big Ang says all the drama needs to end and enough is enough. We then see her clip of her explaining why she loves Wise Guys and reveals her current outfit is made up of gifts from them. Ho asks what it is about Wise Guys that makes them attractive and Big Ang says it’s because they have cash and they spend it and Drita says it’s because they have a different swagger to them. A facebook question asks if any of the ladies could ever date a 9-5 guy and Drita says that is all she is going for now and that she had previously dated an athlete. Renee corrects Drita and lets her know that that is not a 9-5 and Drita changes her mind about dating one. Renee volunteers that she would date an accountant and Big Ang asks if sanitation counts. Drita ends it and says she is done with criminals and doesn’t want someone who could end up in jail.

Guilty of stealing our hearts

The ladies then play a game of guilty or not guilty in regards to who knows Big Ang the best. The first question is whether or not she snores to which Drita says she probably does because hard workers sleep heavier and that can cause snoring. Big Ang says she does not and Drita tells her to pick an undecided because how would she know when she is sleeping whether she is snoring or not? The next question is whether Big Ang is wearing a Double F bra or not and both ladies believe it’s a Double D which ends up wrong. Big Ang has a Double F rack and states that it is hard carrying them around. The next question is whether she puts out on the first date or not and both ladies say no which is correct because Big Ang believes you should let them suffer. Renee wins and says that it’s because she has known her throughout her life because Big Ang is good friends with Renee’s sister.

I did not threaten that whore.

Drita is asked what happened to the girl that Lee cheated on her with and she says that she did invite her to her house to have a sit down. Renee plays hype man by throwing out pretty much any variation of the word “whore” and “skank”. Drita says that the girl will not go near her and that she didn’t threaten her although she laughs when she says this and holds up the Not Guilty sign. Then Renee is asked a question about why Renee got involved in the Carla and Karen meeting debacle and she says she always gets involved. She wanted to be the mediator since she was neutral ground. Ho-stess thinks that Renee may have flamed the fire by trying to get into the middle of the Drita and Karen war and we see clips of all the mini battles. Renee says that as long as she remains loyal to herself she can be loyal to everyone else and that Prozac works very well. She explains how hard it is to be between the groups of ladies because she is very passionate. Ho asks if a Renee will confront Ramona about what she said about Junior and Renee says we will have to watch and see. Big Ang is asked if she believes there could be peace between Karen and Drita and she says she had hope for awhile but it doesn’t look like it will happen although she will try at least one more time to get them to make peace.

I may have a pirate mouth.

The next segment deals with who cursed the most on the show and all the ladies believe it might be Renee with around 15-20 words. Then a clip is played and the winner, or loser, is Drita with 22 words in the entire episode. She says she curses a lot more when she is stressed and unfortunately the show adds a lot of stress to her life. The sit down closes with an exclusive sneak peek of next weeks episode and it’s basically Ramona yelling at Renee…in her house. I hope Renee kicks her out because let someone come into my home and start yelling at me like we were on the street corner. She even says her only connection to Carla is Renee but I thought Drita was her only connection to Carla? The next episode of The Sit Down will be with Karen and Ramona and airs directly after the episode.

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