Mommas Boys: Get Into the Choppa!

Momma's Boys

By PopPrincess | Monday, January 12, 2009 | 1:32 pm | 18 Comments

Tagged: funny, hilarious, recap, spoof, TV, tvgasm

Hello again my beautiful babies! So, last week in the comments section, I believe we came to two conclusions about Momma’s Boys: 1) This show is sooooo scripted 2) this show is sooooooo awesome and we can’t stop watching. So suspend your disbelief because the crazy is in full swing this week, and let’s do this!

We start with Michael asking other blonde Meghan to get away for a few minutes, then she recieves a texty from him on her BLACKBERRY to meet him in a secret location (i.e. behind a palm tree where the crew has full view). Meghan finds him, and he asks her about her Playboy modeling, the secret she willingly gave up once confronted with last week’s Pandora’s Boxxx.

Michael tells her the Playboy thing is “so bad” but he likes her, and the Playboy thing is causing his mom not to like her. He decides he doesn’t care, and gives Lorraine a middle finger to the wind “screw you mom.” Yeah, she just birthed you for god knows how many hours and put up with your freeloading ass for twenty-odd years, so it makes perfect sense to say that when confronted with a Playboy model. He then proceeds to stick his tongue down her throat. This boy is HORNY.

Doorbell rings, and in walks a priest and a rabbi. No, not a joke set-up, that’s what really happens. The holy guys set up today’s challenge: bring the holidays home. LAME. They have two hours to set up the perfect holidays according to thier man’s traditions and beliefs and create either the perfect Christmas morning or Hanukah celebration.

A priest and a rabbi walk in the door…no really, they do.

The holy dudes bring in some special little elves to help the ladies (sorry, I don’t know the Hanukah equivalent of elf). In runs a gaggle of little cousins and nieces who are absolutely adorable and I almost want to shield them from this mess.

Michael picks up his precious lil’ cousin Valerie and Bangs just about wets herself, saying this is “exactly what I want.” A miniature awesome version of herself.

The holy dudes have provided them everything they need to create the perfect holiday: menorahs, ornaments, etc. I don’t see any drunken uncles.

Merry Hanukkah!

Esther runs to the kitchen to start on latkes while the rest of the group sets up the tree. Even the rabbi notices that the Jews are in the kitchen and the Catholics are setting up the decorations. Glad to see pledging yourself to God doesn’t present you from stereotyping…

Camilla has no idea what Hanukah is, but she’s willing to learn since she likes Robbie. She’s also a big fat liar who wants more camera time, because come on, who really likes him. Unfortunately, she can’t remember the word for driedle.

Spinny top thingee, I made you out of clay, and with my spinny top thingee, spinny top thingee I will play.

But, Camilla really does try to learn and asks the rabbi for a private lesson, which he is all to willing to give. I’m sure there is a joke here somewhere about the Catholic priest and private lessons for the little boys, but that’s too easy. Lauren Potter is PISSED about Camilla trying to get her Jew on. She’s the only Jew so she gets first dibs!

Erica and Michael are setting up the tree with his cutie little cousin Valerie. Val lurves Erica. Lorraine says Erica would be a wonderful daughter-in- law

Erica interviews she feels bad about her dark past, but its still not the right time to tell Lorraine about it. When will the right time be, her and Micheal’s wedding day? As someone pointed out in last week’s comments section, Pet does not equal Playboy. Playboy does seem to be a bit classier, while Pets are downright dirty. Don’t believe me? Google Erica Ellyson. And yes, in that one picture, she has a joystick. IN HER VAGINA. And it’s not like this was 10 years ago like Stacy F., she was the 2008 Pet of the Year!!! Bottom line, girl has done some dirty stuff.

Erica has intimate knowledge of joysticks, and not because she’s a Super Mario Brothers champ.

KKK wants to know who will be bonding with her family and decorating thier hearts out. To her dismay, it’s Misty. And she’s BLACK, so that’s not a good thing. Misty hangs some misletoe up and bats her eyes at JoJo and KKK neary throws her hip out trying to wedge her fat ass between them.

Camila gives the rest of the girls a history lesson on the hanukah candle, and Lauren tries to kill her with her eyes. As much shit as I give Rob in the looks department, he’s pretty down-to-earth. He says he doesn’t care about black, white, whatever, he appreciates the effort Camilla is making.

Over in Slut City, Lorraine is dismayed to see Slutty Meghan trying to hone in on Michael and Erica’s Christmas. Meghan is sitting on the couch rubbing her nose like she was an extra on Scarface.

I asked the dealer for his finest blow, but this tastes oddly like parmesan cheese….

Blowup Doll Michelle and Megan try to make eggnog because this challenge is lame and alcohol makes everything better. Lorraine really wants Michael to do Bangs or Erica, but Michael doesn’t know what to do, so he takes his priest aside to ask him for some guidance. He wants one way, his mom wants another, so what’s a boy to do. The priest pretty much tells him to sac up and do what he wants since he’s a big boy now and can change own diapers. As much as I respect that advice, he still LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER!! The priest should’ve told him to move out of her damned basement and then he can chase any tail he freaking wants to.

Michael gets a textie on his cellie telling him to meet him in the bedroom. Downstairs, Megan surprises him with a dirty Santa outfit. I’m calling major B.S. on this one….either the girl travels with a slutty version of each major holiday, or the producers put her up to it.

You think this is hot, wait until you see my Easter bunny outfit.

While Megan and Micheal are messing around, Erica is trying to impress his 6-year-old cousin Valerie. Not sure where she learned that the way to a man’s heart is through his niece, but a Santa Suit from Fredericks of Hollywood is probably a safer bet.

The 3 groups sit down to dinner, sans Micheal because he’s knee deep in Meghan’s ho-ho-ho. He finally take a deep breath and goes back upstairs and sits right next to Erica. They eat and nothing really interesting happens other then Michelle saying the food wasn’t that good, and probably would’ve tasted better if it were catered. Too bad you wouldn’t be able to afford anything other then Ramen Noodles since you are $130,000 in debt, sweetcheeks.

Lorraine interviews how disappointed she would be if Michael picked Michelle or Megan, because whomever he picks will be her daughter-in-law. What she really means is that whomever Michael picks will be her new roommate because he will will never move out of her house.

KKK straight up tells the camera that Misty and JoJo are a no-no. She won’t even mention their names in the same sentence.

Camilla pats herself on the back for becoming an unofficial Jew in a day, but Esther isn’t fooled. Esther doesn’t think its the same as Rob marrying a true Jewish girl like Lauren. Something very interesting from last week’s comments section: how come Esther never calls KKK out on her rampant racisim, especially with the whole Birttany Fuchs thing? Remember, KKK was drooling over Brittany until she found out she was half-Jewish. My thought and hope is that Esther has such a rampant dislike for KKK that she doesn’t even bother. Or that they get into a fistfight in the next episode. Whichever.

My money is on the wildebeast.

Time for private dates! Erica gets a texty from Michael asking her out. They go jetskiing, and he comments on what an awesome body she has. I think the rest of the guys who have jacked off to her picture would also agree. As they drink champagne on the beach, Michael tells her how reserved she is. Funny, he says she’s reserved, but she’s really a porn star! The boy knows how to read from a script!

Michael says Erica makes him feel giddy, and then they do some flirty fake wrestling. Basically she just puts her boobs in his face and he motorboats her, then they make out. He says he felt a warm feeling all over, and every time I’ve felt that from a guy, I had to go do laundry.

Misty gets the next text from JoJo, and everyone is happy except for KKK. She interviews that she doesn’t like her, and isn’t used to “her culture, American-African, African-American, whatever.” Then she gives her patented “now I’m pissed” line, like she hasn’t been an upset ogre the entire time she’s been in the house.

Me no likey!

As Misty is about to walk out the door in her best Sporty Spice outfit, KKK walks by and tells her she looks like a cheap whore, and out of respect for her (ha!) she should go change. Here’s a hint, KKK: NOBODY respects you, let alone likes you. Misty point blank tells her that and hikes her shorts a little lower. Three cheers for Misty! Misty claims that after tonight, JoJo will be a Misty’s Boy. There’s alot of screaming and head bobbing. KKK calls Misty a whore and Erica holds her back, then leaves for her date.

The happy couple goes rock climbing. On a list of things that I want to do on a date, this is at the very bottom. Poor Misty is afraid of heights, so she’s not super-excited either. But she makes it to the top and gets a peck from JoJo, which she can’t wait to throw in his momma’s face.

Back at the house, KKK demands the producers to take her to her son. Her whole world will collapse if JoJo is with the wrong girl, and she asks for someone to hold her back. I say let her go, preferably off a tall cliff.

Misty and JoJo are making their way to a private hot tub as KKK gets her fat ass into a helicopter. Ahhh, the infamous helicopter scene! She says her worst fear is to see MIsty and JoJo together, even if its holding hands….uhhh, really? That’s your worst fear? KKK claims that the worst thing about Misty is her attitude, and she thinks that every mom will be doing what she’s doing.

The helicopter comes closer to the hot tub where Misty and JoJo are making out like two 16-year-old at the drive-in. KKK sees them and starts banging on the window and threatening lives. She also threatens to neuter JoJo and strangle his balls. At least she’s mad at both of them and not just Misty??

She tells the pilot to get her down there or she’s going to jump off, and I say, PLEASE, for the love of all that is holy, jump woman. She interviews that she’s never seen her son with a black woman, and she doesn’t like, so “take it world, whatever you want to think of me, think of me.”

ASSHOLE

They keep right on kissing, which KKK sees as a personal insult, saying she thought she knew her son. She cries the whole way home. When she lands and gets off the helicopter, she tells some random dude she didn’t even enjoy her ride. I’m sure they are heart broken. She then cries like someone killed her puppy.

Back at the mansion, KKK cries to two black girls, Camilla and Maisha. They promptly call her out, asking if she’s upset that he’s kissing a girl, or that he’s kissing a black girl, pointing out she didn’t react this way to him kissing Brittany Fuchs. KKK says she felt disrespected, and Camilla says Misty also felt disrespected at her stupid comments.

Camilla tells her that some of her comments are hurtful, and KKK claims that she’s not a racist. She likes a black girl as long as she’s not dating her stupid son. They ask her to add a filter and have a little bit of tact. KKK interviews that she just doesn’t know how to speak sometimes and that Maish and Camilla opened up her eyes and her heart. I call bullshit.

Misty comes homes, and KKK pulls her aside to talk privately. Misty says that wanting the perfect girl for her son in unrealistic, and they both apologize to the other. She actually hugs Misty, but it’s very two steps forward, two steps back.

My favorite Paula Abdul song!

Elimination Night! KKK greets JoJo in his condo with a lovely “I’m going to kill you!” So much for having her eyes opened. He tries to tell her that he’s not a little boy anymore, but, she’s helping you pick out your clothes so we’ll have to agree to disagree on this one.

At the pre-elimination cocktail party, Lorraine tries to tell Michael that Michelle needs to get cut since she has a weave. Faulty logic, but I get where she’s coming from. Esther is still trying to push Lauren onto Rob, but he tells her to stop because he’s just not feeling it. Esther says she wants Rob to be with a Jewish woman since he’s the first grandson to two pairs of Holocaust survivors. Lovely sentiment, but it seems like a way to be as racist as KKK without some snarky re-capper calling you KKK. It’s still racism, no matter how good your justification may be.

Rob explains that tonight’s elimination ceremony is slightly different. Yes, girls will be going home, but the ones that stay get to go to the US Virgin Islands. The guys will be able to invite two girls each, and the moms will get one invite each.

Anyone else see the irony in taking these girls to the Virgin Islands?

The girls rush to get thier phones. No shocker, but Esther gives her ticket to Lauren. Rob is less then thrilled. Camilla is called up next. She calls him Robbie, which is cute, but Esther looks PISSED. Camilla point-blank asks her why she’s not happy, and Esther is very passive aggressive about it. Again I ask you: because Esther is less confrontantial about her preferences, is it more excusable?

Bangs is Rob’s second choice, but he voice overs that she really is his first and that he’s totally fallen for her. Bangs looks uncomfortable and tells him thanks, but no thanks. She uses the excuse that she’s not a city girl and that’s where he belongs, but I ain’t buying it. She totally wants to do Michael. Esther looks like she wants to push her in the pool, and Bangs thinks she can see Esther’s heart breaking. Um, dont give yourself too much credit, hon. You’re not Lauren.

You belong in the city, far, far, FAR away from me.

Ticket #3 goes to Nicki, who it looks like Rob is less then enthused to give the ticket to.

Michael’s hoes are up next, and he gives his first ticket to Erica, saying the relationship she built with his mom is one of the most beautiful things about her. Wait until you see the joystick in her vagina, that’s a work of art! Lorraine couldn’t be happier about his choice. Lorraine’s ticket goes to Bangs, and if I had the choice to slap either KKK or Bangs, it would be a tough one. Both are super annoying in thier own right.

Michael goes back up to the house to give away his final ticket and calls both Megan and Michelle forward. He tells Lorraine that he likes them both and it may cause some friction, but he goes ahead and invites…..Megan! The slutty Santa suit gets them each time ladies, take note. Blow-up Doll Michelle is sent home packing. Sayonara, sweetheart!

JoJo calls Misty up and says the one thing he won’t tolerate is a girl disrespecting his mom, so he doesn’t see it working out between them. PUSSY. She tries to leave as gracefully as possible, but sheds some tears. Ugh, I officially hate this whole family.

He asks Julie to go, and I think that’s the girl who made catlese last episode and hasn’t done much else. KKK tells her to act like a lady on the trip. Mindy the kindergarten teacher is the next person JoJo invites.

KKK goes back to the house to give away her last ticket, BUT, she rips it up because no one there is good enough for her precious JoJo. DAMN. Lots of jaws hanging open, including mine.

So, that’s it Gasmii! Apart from the helicopter, not the most exciting episode but this Monday sure does look promising! Erica reveals her secret, KKK gets pissed off yet again and there are lots of bases fondled. Hope Trojan is an unofficial sponsor of skank!

‘Til then dolls!
xoxo
PopPrincess

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tadow

Posted January 12, 2009 at 3:01 pm

thank you pop princess for checking out that joystick image for me. I hoped for her sake that I saw wrong. This week should be entertaining but I wish her file had been pulled.
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sheiney

Posted January 12, 2009 at 7:34 pm

Loved your recap. And, yes, racism is racism. Maybe that’s why Esther hasn’t confronted KKK- because they share the same values of keeping things segregated. These people annoy me, and I’ve only read your recaps. I can’t stomach watching an actual episode.
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pixielated

Posted January 12, 2009 at 9:43 pm

I can understand wanting to marry within your faith, which many Jews do, for religious reasons. But Esther must have realized that all the girls on this show would not be Jewish! I don’t think she’d have a problem with a white, non-Jewish girl. So, yeah, racist.

I’m sure Erica is going to downplay her Penthouse posing as ancient history, indiscretions of youth stuff, rather than a career, which it seems to be. She has her own website, for gosh sakes. Did you notice how her breasts are much bigger in some of the pictures? Well, at least she could probably pay for her implants AND write them off her income taxes!
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itchy

Posted January 13, 2009 at 12:27 am

Ah, PopPrincess, you’re really hitting your stride, can’t stop laughing!

Except…well, keep in mind that Judaism isn’t a race, it’s a religion, a culture, a history, but ANYONE can be or become a Jew. Race has nothing to do with it.

They put in place that anachronistic ‘mother has to be Jewish’ rule because back in the day, a Jewish kid was as likely to be the product of a rape by a Cossack or a Tartar or what have you. So carrying the lineage through the mother’s side became part of the culture’s survival tactics. Makes for an awesomely strong –i.e., diversified–gene pool too.

Now Esther’s mom knows full well that anyone can become a Jew– it’s as simple as converting. And once converted, one is completely and fully accepted as a Jew. No questions. Camilla ought to have asked the rabbi that, would have been excellent!

So I’m willing to give Esther the benefit of the doubt –and also a bit of understanding, since of course she’s going to favor the one Jewish girl in the house. Especially since Lauren also seems to be one of the more level-headed girls.

And besides, she pulled the Holocaust card…you just can’t go there. Sorry. There aren’t many limits, but that’s one. Esther’s at least right in that respect– there’s a feeling of obligation to ensure that the culture doesn’t die out. I see it as a way of saying a big fuck you to history.

Although my wife’s not Jewish. Which definitely was difficult for my folks to accept. Doesn’t stop them from loving my wife though. And my father almost accepts my kids. Sort of. Of course, I’m not a douchebag momma’s boy, so I could give fuck all what my folks think about my choices. And I live far, far away…

Apparently, Rob’s not too worried about this one either–so whatever Esther’s own feelings, at least she didn’t raise a racist.

So yeah, there’s a similarity to KKK’s racist idiocy (although I’m sure that has been edited to be much more extreme that what she actually meant) but the comparison remains very shallow.

Besides, KKK has shown us a delightfully multi-faceted idiocy. They could have left out the racist bit and she’d STILL be an asshole. Especially since she produced such a charming douchebag for a son.

All that said, it’s pretty obvious that ALL of the girls are repulsed by Rob…as nice as they all say he is, they all winge when they have to kiss him.

Hell, I cringe when I have to look at him. Must be them Cossack genes… (just foolin’!)
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LisaMay

Posted January 13, 2009 at 7:09 am

I don’t watch this show, but do enjoy the recaps.

There is one thing I’m confused about. When Bangs turned down Rob’s invitation to go to the Virgin Islands, wasn’t she risking getting sent home? She didn’t know she would get picked by one of the other guys, right? Why not take the invitation and then hang out with the guy of your choice while there?
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blazergirl

Posted January 13, 2009 at 9:36 am

LisaMay, you are right in that Bangs was risking not getting picked by one of the other guys. However they stated that whoever you were invited by on the trip was who you would be spending your time with. So if she had gone as Rob’s guest she would be expected to spend her time with him.
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J-Mo

Posted January 13, 2009 at 10:19 am

Nice job, PopPrincess, isn’t it fun to have extremely assholish people on your show that do and say so many awesomely awful things? We could all hope that KKK is now viewing the show and realizing what a mega-bitch she looks like on TV, but I’m guessing she isn’t at all ashamed of being all “whites-only” for the mini-David-Duke she’s raising….

Instead of going to the Virgin Islands, I think it would have been more fun (and practical!) for the dates to be with an Apartment Hunter to show these loserboys some places they could live without having mommy checking their undies for skidmarks every 10 minutes.

I mean, I love my mom very much, but part of my life’s greatest purpose (and joy) is to disagree with her about stuff, it’s kinda like my job. And her mission is to try to guilt me into doing stuff I don’t want to do (and she’s an expert, Catholic moms are pretty damn talented at that… almost as good as Jewish moms!) and I think that’s pretty much how it should be. At some point momma has to realize that along about age 20 or so, little boys to start to develop their own little personalities (they are like people that way)… oh yeah, and they start to play with their peepees a LOT more, too!

Great recap, much love to you!

love, J-Mo
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PopPrincess!

Posted January 13, 2009 at 1:38 pm

@tadow: thank YOU for making us aware of it! The picture was a thumbnail, but I actually think she was testing out an “adult toy” rather then a joystick. Somewhat irrelevant, because either way you put it there is SOMETHING IN HER VAGINA.

@sheiney: thanks for continuing to read even though you are not watching!

@pixelated: Me and Mr. PopPrincess looked at Erica’s pics together (what can I say, good quality time!) and that was the first thing he noticed, that her boobs are waaayyy bigger in the photos then on the show. Conspiracy!

@itchy: Thank you for the inteligent and funny comment. I initially had a line in my re-cap about totally understanding where Esther was coming from about wanting a Jewish girl due to her Holocaust lineage, but the more I thought about, the more it just seems like a justification or excuse then anything else. I dont know if I’m saying this the right way, but my point is she is basically acting like KKK by saying this girl and not the other, but she’s using a better excuse (i.e. the Holocaust vs. just being a jerkass) Again, not trying to downplay her parents past, which is an amazing story, but like someone for who they are, not for thier religion or color. Also, isn’t it more of a testament if someone converts for you rather then just inheriting?

@LisaMay: Good point, and BlazerGirl is exactly right. Bangs dumped Rob and was pretty much hedging her bets that Michael would ask her, otherwise her ass would be going home, which I hope we see soon!

@J-Mo: I super heart you and your re-capping, so thanks for the comment and for making me laugh!

xoxox
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yentapatrol

Posted January 13, 2009 at 2:29 pm

PopPrincess Welcome to the site!! I meant to post last week, but life got in the way…Thanks for taking on this show and all of it’s mother/son dynamics. Oy veh!! You’re doing a great job.
Hugs,
Yenta
10

itchy

Posted January 13, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Well, I still suspect that KKK got a nasty edit — I think she’s more of an idiot than a racist, really, and that the producers jumped at the chance to make television with part of the things she said.

And let’s face it, the show would be a real snoozer without her around to stir things up. I mean, the fireboy isn’t actually Mr. Interesting. And no one’s ever going to believe one of these hot girls would truly fall for Rob if it weren’t for the cameras.

As for the religion thing…I can understand why people wouldn’t want to marry outside of their faith. As a deeply committed non-believer, there’s no way I could ever seriously hook up with someone who actually (preteds to) believe any of that hoo-haw. It just wouldn’t work.

Which is what I believe both Esther and KKK were really trying to say.

Oh yeah, and I kind of like Bangs. She’s one of the few who actually seems like a real person, with all her charming lil’ faults, bad hair, funny teeth and all. And I give her credit for not trying to get a free vacation under false pretenses.
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Pixielated

Posted January 13, 2009 at 5:44 pm

I believe that, for a lot of Jews, it is not a religious belief but a cultural or ethnic thing that makes them want to marry Jewish. I have seen non-religious Jewish people who feel this way. (Remember Harry on SATC? And it was his mother who wanted him to marry Jewish.)

Also, some sects of Judaism (Orthodox and some conservative) believe that you have to be born a Jew. There are also Jews who are descended from the original tribes of Israel, And they are prohibited from marrying someone who is not also descended from those original Jews. There is a name for these folks (who are descended from the original tribes) but I can’t remember it.

It’s true that a lot of people believe that you should marry “your own kind” whatever that may be: white, black, a certain religion or ethnic group. However, neither Rob or JoJo seems to feel this way. (Or maybe they just want to get laid by a hot chick.)
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itchy

Posted January 14, 2009 at 12:58 am

Pixie, you got it, of course they’re only looking to get laid– they’re just kids after all. Well Rob seems to be more in founding-family mode. Jojo is just looking to make like a rabbit… to match his teeth.

As for the conversion thing: this may be surprising, but there’s actually no such thing as being ‘born’ a jew — that’s where circumcision (and later bar mitzvah) come in. And this is ESPECIALLY an orthodox/fundamentalist interpretation of the law. Judaism, believe it or not, remains a choice.

A lot of people forget that.

In that respect, it’s no different at all from being christian. There’s a strong cultural component, obviously. But really not fundamentally different from being Catholic, Protestant, or what have you.

Now, rabbis ARE required to resist initial conversion requests–it’s not a thing to be taken lightly after all. Especially since being jewish remains a dangerous thing to be in much of this idiot world we live in.

As for the ‘lost tribes’ thing…you might be referring to the Ethiopian Jews, who are by definition of African origin — makes it difficult to convert your skin color! But they’re jews, albeit with their own interpretation, like any of the other currents. If you agree with them, I’m sure they’d be happy to take you in. ;-D

There are cults out there that call themselves ‘lost tribes’ etc. Most of these are not considered religions, let alone have anything to do with judaism. The whole idea of the ‘lost tribe’ thing is that the tribes were….lost. A lot of these groups are actually neo-nazi fronts!

And of course there is tons of infighting –the problem with all religions is that there will always be a new idiot who pretends that only HE hold the Truth. As if religion has ever been about truth!

Anyway, I hope I’m not being overbearing about all this…obviously it’s an issue I’ve always had to deal with (it isn’t easy growing up atheist in a religious household!).

And I have to say, I really cringe at the jewish stereotyping on this show. Even though, yeah, Esther is so much like my mom, watching her on the screen is like a phone call home…[sniff]…Hi ma!

Back to the snark!
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slutty_whore

Posted January 14, 2009 at 5:40 am

Itchy, whether we like it or not, there are definite grains of truth in all stereotypes. People just take them more personally when it’s about a group that they belong to. I love your comments… you should start recapping the next time they do an audition!
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Thatswhatshesaid

Posted January 14, 2009 at 8:04 pm

PopPrincess: I LOVE that picture of the cat with the machine gun! I LOVE it! When I first saw it I died laughing! I don’t even watch Momma’s Boys but I have been faithfully reading your recaps. They are hilarious! Keep up the great work!
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Monamonzano

Posted January 15, 2009 at 10:12 am

Ugh, yeah, Fucking Esther. As someone who, to, is a deeply committed atheist (Wanna go on a date, itchy)? I would find it hard to marry out of my belief system.

But, as someone who has grown up in an extremely Jewish household, I see this kind of discrimination against Jews all the time, and my grandparents are Holocaust survivors, no less.

And, I love how the guys on this show are the most NON-CHARISMATIC people in the world. And, want love, at like, 24. I mean, I’ll bet you my life JoJo, at 21, just wants to get his dick wet.

Even the Jew, who by TV standards, should be “smart talkin,’” or like, witty, or something, has the personality of wet cardboard. Write on!
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fire@will

Posted January 18, 2009 at 11:08 pm

I didn’t watch this nor read the recap, but… I’m curious why there have been no new recaps for nearly a week now. Are the writers out on strike, or what??

Just curious. Hope all is well!
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flipit

Posted January 18, 2009 at 11:23 pm

HEY!! there have been new recaps but we updated the software and now can’t get anything to work right. OY. we are on it i swear. this is nuts. the new recaps are listed on the main page at tvgasm.com. hopefully we will have this recap page up and running within the next couple of days! thanks for your patience! xo
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fire@will

Posted January 19, 2009 at 8:50 am

Thanks! There are pages and pages of new listings this morning! (Monday)

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