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Friday, October 15, 2010
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Tagged: adoption, bad mothers, custody battle, MTV, parody, recap, season finale, sex offender, Teen Mom, teenagers, TV, tvgasm
The time has come, we must bid a farewell to the 4 teen moms we have grown to love and hate. They have made us laugh, cry, and feel even more strongly about our pro-choice stance on abortion. But, before we say our “see you later’s” we must take a closer look at this weeks emotional season finale:
The time has come for Catelynn and Tyler to meet Carly. They try to mentally and emotionally prepare before the 8 hour car ride to West Virginia. Tyler is “blank” and doesn’t know quite what to feel. They stop by Tyler’s mom’s house before hitting the road. Tyler’s mom expresses her own mixed emotions about the reunion. Never before has a woman with an a undeniable, yet unintentional resemblance to a clown been so eloquent.
Tyler’s mom can give great advice and juggle at the same time!
Farrah doesn’t like her apartment. Jesus Christ, will this bitch ever stop complaining about her apartment? Move already! Things are going well between her and her mother, Debra, and Debra has agreed to let her move in to the rental house 2 weeks early. Debra has also offered to set Farrah up with her hair stylist Tino’s son, Julian. He’s handsome and super smart, having just graduated from Paul Mitchell. Oh, and he’s totally in not into dick or anything. Debra calls Tino to hook Farrah up with a “cut and dye” from Julian. It would have been so much funnier if she had requested an anal bleaching.
Things are moving fast for Amber and baby rapist boyfriend Chris. Since he just got off of work release and has no money, Amber is, naturally, letting him live with her. After all, she need’s help with Leah and who better to help than a convicted sex offender! Before he moves in, Amber has him over to meet Leah. Poor Leah, she knows a perv when she sees one and is stand offish. NO LEAH, DON’T PLAY HARD TO GET! THEY LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!!!! Let’s just hope, for Leah’s sake, that Amber has left some knives or poison out and within Leah’s reach.
Hey buddy, hands where I can see them!
Gary hits the batting cages with Jordan, formerly toxic fat friend, who will now be referred to as “surprisingly supportive, but still fat friend #1″ (the numbers are necessary when you get a glimpse of Chris, Gary’s other friend). “Surprisingly supportive, but still fat friends” inquire about Amber’s new beau. “Surprisingly support, but still fat friend #2″ ridicules the fact Amber met him at Walmart. They tell Gary that he’s better off with out her.
Maci is sad about breaking up donkey face, but she’s focusing on Bentley. She drops him off with Ryan and Ryan asks if she’s received any mail in regards to custody. Ryan reveals that he wants Bentley more and Maci isn’t liking what she hears.
Debra and Farrah head to the Salon. Farrah tells Julian about her dream of opening a restaurant. Julian pretends to be impressed and mentions that his brother works at a restaurant. Farrah knows the restaurant and says that she been wanting to go. She then slyly suggests that they go together. Farrah’s working it. Julian, out of contractual obligation to MTV, agrees.
On their way to West Virginia, Catelynn gets a call from April who wasn’t around when they left. April demands that Catelynn not forget about her. Don’t worry April, no matter how hard she tries, Catelynn will never be able to forget you! Catelynn realizes that April just feels left out. Tyler reflects on the situation, still not quite grasping what’s about to go down.
I just want to take this time to remind everyone how bat shit crazy Amber went when Gary mentioned having roommates. Remember? Good. This bitch is crazy. Since Chris doesn’t have any money to help out with rent, he wants to pull his weight, of course he’s willing to babysit. He starts to tell Amber how he wants to be with her forever and wants to marry her. Amber eats it up and then Chris asks to borrow the car. Awesome.
Maci is going to stay in Chattanooga until the whole custody thing is settled. At dinner her parents ask about Kyle and Maci reveals that she broke up with him. That’s funny, that’s not quite how I remember things, but whatever. Maci’s mom skips the “I told you so” and goes straight for the “so you are moving back, right?” When Maci answers “no” her parents are visibly pissed. Don’t worry Maci’s parents, it won’t be long until she returns!
Catelynn and Tyler arrive in West Virginia. They call Theresa and plan to meet at noon, the next day, for a picnic.
Maci finally receives the letter from the mediation people in regards to the custody meeting happening the next day. She meets up with a friend. She doesn’t want to give up any time with Bentley. If only those coke bottles she’s wearing as glasses would allow her to see into the future.
Jesus Christ, Four Eyes, haven’t you ever heard of contacts?
Farrah receives a text from Julian. They meet up at the restaurant which is in a strip mall, as is with everything else in Council Bluffs. Farrah’s a little nervous about telling Julian about Sophia. I’m sure he never put 2 and 2 together when he signed that release to appear on a MTV show called “Teen Mom”. He asks her what she does for fun, etc. Not only does she tell him she has a kid, she also replies to something with “True dat”, double deal breaker! They order peanut butter and bacon toast and proceed with their awkward date.
The time has come. Tyler and Catelynn meet up with Carly et. al. Catelynn gives Carly a stuffed animal. Sweetness ensues.
Father, why have you forsaken me?
Gary and Leah are over at Gary’s mom’s house. Of course she has a Pepsi machine in the front yard. When you are on a strict diet of 10,000 calories/day you need constant access to high fructose corn syrup. Amber and Gary need to work out a custody agreement. So while Chris cleans the apartment and Amber takes a break from sucking dick she gives Gary a call. Gary immediately starts to question Amber about Leah’s scratches and dirty clothes. Amber’s get all defensive and they argue. For some reason Chris gets on the phone to mediate. So out of line. This pisses Gary off even more, Amber thinks it’s funny. She wants to know where Gary is because they need to talk, he won’t tell her so she calls him a fat ass and hangs up. She then tells Chris that she will be right back. He tries to stop her, but she leaves anyways. She drives over to Gary’s mom’s house and Gary looks all surprised that she finds him. Think about it Gary, after ruling out the KFC and Hardee’s there aren’t too many more places you’d be. When he see’s Amber, Gary “runs” to his car and drives off. Amber doesn’t even stop to acknowledge Leah and drives off.
While Carly enjoys the swing, Catelynn and Theresa have a heart to heart. Theresa asks about April, and Catelynn expresses her frustrations. If only Theresa could adopt Catelynn. 
Farrah hasn’t heard from Julian since their date, but that’s ok because she’s busy moving. In an attempt to keep her mother away, Farrah drafted a contract. In response, Debra drafted a tenant application complete with fee. Farrah does not respond well to Debra’s total “fuck you” albeit clever. Farrah also isn’t happy to hear that Debra expects her to pay prorated rent for the reminder of the month. Farrah starts to complain about the condition of the place and an argument ensues.
Maci and Ryan meet at the mediator’s office. After some back and forth, Maci agrees to giving Ryan another night. She admits that she needs to do what’s best for Bentley, not her. She cries in the office and Ryan is pleased with the outcome.
Amber returns to her apartment and tells Chris what happened. Chris talks her down, after all he has a vested interest in Leah. Gary talks with “surprisingly supportive, but still fat friend #1″. He tells Gary that’s he’s got to be fair and talk to Amber. Gary misses the fat Amber, she did seem nicer.
After the picnic, Tyler and Catelynn return to the hotel to finish Carly’s scrapbook. April calls to check in and is disappointed to discover that the meeting didn’t completely destroy Catelynn. But, April remains hopeful that Catelynn will be torn apart when they leave. Catelynn and Tyler reflect upon the day, they make cute kids, but please don’t make anymore anytime soon. They wonder what it will be like leaving and point out that it won’t be a “goodbye”, but rather a “see you later”.
Maci shares with a friend what went down at mediation. She knows Bentley will benefit from seeing Ryan as much of possible. How else is he going to learn how to “get it in” while avoiding any and all of the consequences?
Farrah’ s been in the rental house for 2 days and Asian friend Kristina comes by to check it out. Farrah gives her the tour and they remark on the insufficient bathroom. Don’t worry Kristina, that tub’s plenty deep enough for Sophia to drown herself when Farrah leaves her unsupervised. Farrah bitches about her mom and Kristina is all “you can always move out”. True, and, yes, Debra’s a major bitch, but Farrah needs to stick this shit out because we all know that she’s too stupid to live without an adult nearby. Plus, she doesn’t have the money! Come one Kristina, you are Asian, do the math! During their conversation, Julian calls. When he asks what’s going on, Farrah actually starts to tell him about the shit going on with her mom. TMI, Farrah! Don’t be telling everyone how fucked up your life is. Let them wait and be surprised when they see it on MTV.
It’s Catelynn and Tyler’s last day with Carly. They meet Brandon and Theresa for breakfast. I must say that it seems like they didn’t really get to spend much time together. But, I guess you don’t want the birth parents around too much, in case they get grabby. They present Carly with the scrapbook, chalk fill of all kinds of shit. I’m surprised that they didn’t include the broken condom that resulted in her conception. Oh yeah, I forgot, poor people are allergic to contraceptive. And to think that they are the one’s that need it the most, life’s funny like that.
Catelynn and Tyler continue to reflect the on the extreme sacrifice it would have been to keep Carly at such a young age. They then ask Theresa and Brandon if having a kid is a sacrifice even when you are older than dirt, like them. Theresa and Brandon wouldn’t call it a “sacrifice” because they were “ready” aka not stupid teenagers with shitty families. C&T comment on how much Carly has changed their lives even though they didn’t keep her. Before Carly, they had no goals, but now they do, like finishing high school in under 5 years. But, for real, C&T are proving to be more mature than the majority of adults on this show. They have one more gift for Carly and it’s a book with a recording of their voices. Carly responds immediately to it and everyone cries. Although the book is about god (lame), you’d have to be one mean m-fucker to not get a little weepy watching this. It is time to part ways, Carly doles out hugs and C&T watch as the family they wish they were part of drives off. C&T are left, sitting on the curb.
Farrah knows she needs to work things out with her mom if she wants to mooch off of her for as long as possible so she tries to express herself to Debra. She tells her straight up that she feels like she’s being ripped off by a family member. And, if you all recall, Farrah only likes being ripped off through craigslist. Upon expressing her wants without a tantrum, Debra obliges. Farrah admits that she’s sad and that she let’s things built up and then explodes. Debra ‘s all, “if you don’t tell me how you feel I can’t control your life, I mean help you.” She then goes on to tell Farrah that she’s proud of her and, as if reading from a script, Farrah tells Debra that she’s glad to have her as a mom. Funny how things work out just in time for the season finale.
Farrah goes in for the hug, Take 7
Amber still hasn’t talked to Gary, but she’s glad Chris is around to help…himself. The camera records him changing Leah’s diaper. WTF?!??! This shit is getting really fucked up. I never thought I’d say this, but where’s Chris Hanson when you need him? Gary is coming over to finally talk about custody, but Chris better be gone! Chris leaves and Gary comes over. You know off the bat that Amber is going to be manipulative because her voice goes up an octave. Gary suspects that Chris dressed Leah, and starts to, understandably, get pissed. He firmly states that he is NOT to change her diaper. Amber, who’d rather have a baby rapist change her daughter’s diaper than do it herself, responds with a “he can if he wants! Ok, think about what you just said, Amber, what 20 something year old guy WANTS to change some bitch’s kid’s diaper? The answer: one that likes to rape babies. When Amber admits that Chris changed Leah, Gary is gets real and Amber gets in his face. He gets up and leaves. Amber’s all calling him selfish and fake crying and feeling sorry for herself.
I love how Ryan and Maci had a mediator to solve their custody issue. All Amber and Gary added to the mix was a child molester, nice. Have you also noticed that the only teen mom offspring not in the middle of a custody battle were either sold by their parents or has one dead parent? So, Gary, the solution is simple, either sell Leah (maybe to Chris?) or kill Amber. I vote for the later, but hey, that’s just me. Instead, Gary returns to the apartment and is all apologetic and says that he just wants what’s best for Leah. Amber’s so full of shit, she thanks him for being a man and starts babbling about how they just “wasn’t right together”. Before she can finish, Leah points and says, “Quiet…now”. Amber, surprisingly obliges, and Gary smiles. Maybe there is hope for Leah? Gamber hug and things appear “resolved”.
Amber, even Leah’s sick of hearing you talk
Maci goes to pick up Bentley and Ryan asks about her boyfriend. Maci responds that she doesn’t have a boyfriend and she asks about Kathryn. Ryan reveals that they don’t date anymore. Ryan then asks “do you think we should be together for Bentley?” Maci responds, “Not if we aren’t going to be happy.” And then Ryan’s all “Yeah, me neither.” Maci calls him out and it’s awkward. But, as Maci put it, with them both single, who knows what will happen?
Catelynn and Tyler return to the hotel. As they cuddle on the bed, they discuss the visit and how pleased they are with their choice and one another. A vomit-inducing love fest ensues.
Looks like Carly may be getting a sibling!
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Yay! Great recap Nerdia. I knew when I saw Maci in those thick glasses you would say something, LOL. When I was in Publix yesterday she was on the cover of some magazine and it was headlined Maci and Ryan get back together, something like that. I had to step out of line to read it, lol. But they got me with the headline. It was just piggybacking off the episode. Just saying now that they are both single, is there a chance they will get back together. Stupid tabloid…….
I said it in the forums, but loved Tyler and Catelynn and thought Brandon and Teresa were awesome. I did cry at the scene at breakfast. Still hate Amber and can’t stand Farrah.
Can’t wait for the reunion.
“Oh yeah, I forgot, poor people are allergic to contraceptive. And to think that they are the one’s that need it the most, life’s funny like that.”
I thought C&T had me in tears, I am still wiping my tears away after this line.
Great Recap Nerdia…I hope you do one for the reunion.
I am happy comments opened up but i have nothing to offer except the continues, unrelenting rant a bout the nightmare Amber is. Howcome she is on this show.
and in a commercial for the reunion..april is on the couch with Tyler and Catelynn!! And Dr Drew calls her an abuser!!!
Thanks for your recaps Nerdia. I look forward to the next!
@kdogntl- haha, i saw that magazine yesterday and was tempted to grab it but was running late… I’m glad you save me the trouble of going back to check it out!
Great recap Nerdia.
I am really interested to see how everything plays out at the reunion. Farrah was getting on my last nerve this episode, not like it was different any other episode, but GROW UP.
I was really happy for Catelynn and Tyler, and I agree that they have seemed to mature a lot in the last season.
Amber’s behavior is ridiculous. I hope when she watches this season she realizes she needs help, but that might be me being too optimistic.
Maci, please don’t get back with Ryan. He’s pretty to look at but that’s it!!!
And I have to add, the screen caption with Tyler and the baby “why have you forsaken me?” had me rolling!
Oh yeah, I forgot, poor people are allergic to contraceptive. And to think that they are the one’s that need it the most, life’s funny like that.
BEST.LINE.EVER.!!!
Great recap Nerdia! I am completely creeped out by Chris & Amber. Maci had known Kyle for years and although she moved to be close to him, she did not move in with him immediately. You just don’t do that, especially with a child involved. Catelynn & Carly both doing the nose thing had me in tears. So sweet!
Great recap!! Love your humor!
So onboard with you about Maci’s thick glasses…..dear god. Such a pretty girl get those things off your face.
April was seriously mad because her daughter wasn’t a mess. She is one miserable bitch.
How cute was Carly?? She will be so grateful when she watches this show and sees the life she could have had with Butch/April. Catelynn and Tyler are the sweetest kids on tv. I really really hope they go on and do wonderful things.
Amber and creepy were so completely disturbing. He moved in after a few days? Think about how many men will filter into that apartment. I’m so scared for Leah. As much as I dislike Gary and his sluggish ways he is 100 times the parent Amber is.
Farrah has become completely unlikable again. She had me for a few episodes this season but now she is back in full force of the Farrah we know and love from Season 1.
I’ve been so disturbed by Amber these past few weeks, I just have to comment. Is she out of her mind? I know that the guy turned out not to be a sex offender, but even still – to allow a man you’ve only known for a few weeks to move in with her infant daughter – and change her to boot – is mind boggling to me. I hope Dr. Drew rips her a new one on the reunion show.
And if Gary was so mad that Amber’s new boyfriend was changing Leah, why didn’t he take her with him when he stormed out? We were screaming at the TV “Take Leah!” That says a lot to me about him as well. I hate to say it, but I am hoping CPS takes her away.
And random side note, did anyone see the hilarious “glamour shot” of Catelynn and Tyler on the cover of the scrapbook they gave to Carly? Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love those two, but the hubby and I found that to be hysterical.
Creepy dude is just the beginning of a very long line of creepy dudes Amber will be bringing into Leah’s life. Just. Sad.
Carly looks a lot like Tyler.
Nerdia, I’m with Holla – the “Father, why have you forsaken me?” screengrab had me seriously laughing my tush off.
For me, the waterworks starting flowing when Catelynn & Carly were scrunching up their noses at each other, and everything else kind of faded into the background. Holy shit I think I’m misting up again just thinking about it.
Amber…I just have no words. Bitch makes me so angry. And Leah is the sweetest little thing. The whole situation just kills me. Even if the child molester thing isn’t true (MTV apparently maintains it’s a case of mistaken identity) her inviting some scumbag stranger she’s been banging for 3 weeks into her house with her child (and excellent point, Nerdia, about her going off on Gary about him having roommates) is so so so despicable. Oh but, I’m sorry, I forgot, she needs someone to help her around the house so that she has time to “relax.” I hope Dr. Drew rips her a new one on the reunion show.
I have no love for Farrah. Her whining is really the worst. She was the one who wanted to be treated like “any other tenant” and drew up a contract to protect her “privacy,” but she made a big deal about Debra treating her like a real tenant if it means charging her a fee to move in early. And what was so bad about her apartment, anyway?
And agree with Holla once more and say MACI STAY AWAY FROM RYAN, he is a total loser/idiot.
I loved this recap! There were too many funny things for me to quote outright, so I’ll dive straight into the trash talking!
It’s official…Farrah officially has the ugliest crying face in the history of crying. I have to look away at least three times an episode b/c that is roughly how much crying she does. And she’s such a BITCH! Honestly she should be thankful her mother didn’t do worse to her when they got in their “domestic dispute” b/c I want to slap the shit out of her just from what I’ve seen, and I’m sure her abhorrent behavior goes way beyond what we get to see on tv. I as well hope Dr. Drew tears her to shreds.
Amber is a crazy bitch. Just straight up. She is crazy and she beats Farrah in the bitchiness pool by at least 10 points. And so what if she lost some weight? She’s still busted in the face and the meanest person alive. She should go hang out with April for the rest of her life. I can’t even get into the whole Chris moving in thing, b/c it seriously made me angry. She definitely has one of the cuter kids I’ve seen in my life and the only thing she will be good for in that poor child’s life is destroying it. I was never much of a Gary fan myself, but he really should look into going for sole custody. If K-Fed could get it from Britney Spears, a woman with far more resources than Amber could ever dream, surely Gary could get it. Amber is just as crazy and motherfucking MEAN to boot. She’s abusive and lazy and stupid.
Catelynn and Tyler… they’re hands-down my favorite people on the show. I cried when they went to see Carly and I really think that they made the absolute best possible choice for them. April is a nightmare. I thought that it would be great if B&T adopted them too.
I’ve always liked Maci too and I also am of the opinion that while pretty to look at, Maci is far more intelligent and mature than Ryan. He is the father, so of course he should have some rights, but getting it in with her should not be one of them.
Hate fest over with, great job Nerdia!
magiamusa- I agree with you and backtrack Gary being a better parent than Amber. It was very telling that Gary didn’t take her away when he heard about some random guy changing Leah’s diaper. Gary has that battered wife syndrome. He needs to put Leah’s needs in front of his own desperate ones.
A part of me wants Amber to be off the show because she is so disturbing but another part is happy the cameras are there in case something really terrible goes down.
farrah: has anyone actually seen tears when she cries? i haven’t, seems like one of her ways to manipulate people, imo. she annoys me.
amber: gaah! i’m praying cps takes leah away.
maci: great mom, too bad she’s not better at picking men.
catelynn: i have to admit i teared up as well. i wish them all the best. thank goodness carly is far away from april.
Are they doing a new season? I hope so only because I want to keep tabs on Amber and Leah. I agree with all the posters who say she makes them so angry. I hate Amber!
I cried watching C & T. They are kind-hearted, good kids with amazingly mature heads on their shoulders. I don’t know how Catelynn got like that. Tyler must of gotten his common sense from his mother. I wish some benefactor would set up a scholarship for the both of them. Complete with housing and tutors. If anyone deserves a chance, these two do.
Also, maybe it’s been mentioned before but what is up with Ryan yawning? He yawns whenever he has to discuss something serious. So annoying – I don’t even think he’s cute anymore.
We can all agree that Amber has issues and is an unfit mother but what really kills me is that Gary knows better but refuses to put Leah ahead of his own feelings. Look, I get it, Gary LOVES Amber. But Gary needs to realize that Amber is poisonous to Leah’s development. If Amber plays a major role in her life, Gary might as well put a stripper pole in her non bed sheeted crib. Childless Gary can chase that angry monster around ’till he is blue in the balls but now that he has a child he has to stay away. Let Amber self destruct, she does not have to bring down a child with her. And I agree, Leah is adorable.
Isn’t Gary homeless and jobless? That may be what’s stopping him from just taking Leah with him. I really believe that if he had his sh-t together, he would’ve taken Leah in a heartbeat! But for now, he has to put up with Amber’s antics if he wants to see Leah. BTW, I love how Amber’s like,”Mommy’s alright” when Leah told her to be quiet. She wasn’t expressing concern for you, idiot! She wanted you to shut the hell up! What’s f-cked up is, that’s about the only thing Leah has learned from her mom.
As far as Farrah’s ugly cry goes, it’s all in the mouth…she needs to keep it shut! Farrah: Press your lips together girl, you just look like you’re trying too hard!
(HATE her ugly cry, ugh!)
although i agree that amber is a totally messed up nightmare, having her & her anger issues on the show has shed light on domestic violence…i think it happens alot, that women abuse men. it shows that women can be just as violent. it’s terrible but think about it, it has opened our eyes to the type of women some men deal with on a daily basis. there are many men out there that will not admit to being abused. it’s all so sad especially for cute adorable leah.
Farrah’s ugly cry face has been much discussed in our house, I think it’s why she can’t keep a guy. Along with her shitty personality and zero common sense.
Amber needs a lot of therapy and possibly a live-in caretaker who can kick her butt every time she makes a stupid/dangerous parenting decision. Farrah is no Mom of the. year either, but at least she’s not shaking up with jail house Chris and his creepy instant Daddy scam. What man wants to change any baby’s diaper? Really Amber?
It should be shacking not shaking.
I pray for these girls.
Amber – There is obviously emotional issues going on here. My hope is that seeing herself on camera will be an eye-opener for her. That being said, I still think she needs professional help. I think she lets herself become so angry that she’s not really in control of herself anymore.
Maci – I think Maci is a little dependent (which I don’t blame her, she’s young – we were all that way at one point in time). I think if she does stay single it will be harder but it will also help her develop more as a person & as a woman. I do agree with what she said at the meeting – the extra day was probably a request of Ryan’s mom, not Ryan. BUT it is good for Bentley to be able to spend time with both parents – and grandparents would certainly be included with that. I felt bad for Maci but I’m also glad she didn’t fight it. I do believe she truly wants what’s best for Bentley.
Farrah – Oh, Farrah. I do think she is trying really hard, but I think she is soooo out of touch with her feelings (having Debra for a parent is probably the reason why, I think Debra is the same way – and Michael doesn’t try to stand up at all, he lets everyone walk on him) that she has real problems relating & trying to communicate how she feels. I was so very glad to see her in counseling. I hope she continues this, I think it will really help her deal with her feelings. I wish her the best, I think she has a long road ahead of her.
Catelynn (& Tyler) – My heart breaks for Catelynn. I think she has a really good outlook on life for the way she was raised. I grew up with an alcoholic father, but I choose to look back on my childhood & remember the good things, and not focus on or blame the bad. I think that’s what they are trying to do. They are optimists & I love them for that.
This is gonna be great! Amber Portwood, Gary Shirley, and Lil’ Lorna Doone from Teen Mom
Oh, this is soooooo my costume this year! I’ve got my bump-it, orange bronzer, fake french manicure, ill fitting-cheap clothes from DOTS, wheezing and whining all ready to go! Nothing is scarier than orangina the Bedbeast! Oh and you have to carry a GED study guide with you, make your man wear a Belden Lineman T-shirt, and your lil’ Lorna Doone has to have dirty clothes, bangs in her face, and a sippy cup of blue Koolaid. Be sure you screech, “Geeeearrrry…watch what you saaaay, I’m a gooood moooooom,” and “Leah GIT” while you pummel your “Gary” in the head. Extra credit if you get another guy to follow you around in an orange jumpsuit as “Creepy Chris”…
TEEN MOM 2 HOUR SMACKDOWN TONIGHT!
And I don’t mean Amber hitting Gary (I hope!)
Dr. Drew hits the couch with the mommies, daddies and a couple grannies from hell. And then a new show… I guess there are still 16 year olds getting pregnant. who knew?
Farrah we get it you are annoyed of your apartment and mother we get it.
I am wqtching the final show with Dr Drew. so much to talk a bout and i cant wait for the recap…. can April be killed legally?
@giff, it would be so nice for Cate if we could just have April euthanized, wouldn’t it? She’s so awful. I feel terrible for both Catelynn and Tyler. It’s just so sad.
We now call Farrah “UC” pronounced “uck” for Ugly Cry!
I would not be surprised if April’s BMW is a mobile meth lab, which is gaining popularity here in Michigan.
Maci probably does wear contacts most of the time, please don’t be so hard on her about her glasses. Having had a severe astigmatism most of my life, I finally had lasik surgery, but now, in my old age, I have to wear reading glasses!
I wonder if Amber has been properly diagnosed. She may be on the wrong medications. I deal with bipolar family members on a regular basis and the illness is treated differently for each. They are all wired differently. My belief is that she would benefit from an in-patient treatment visit, followed by weekly counseling with a clinical psychologist and monthly psychiatrist visits. Someone needs to take custody of Leah and keep here in a safe environment. Gary seems very capable but lacks funding. He needs to seek social services assistance because he most succeed on behalf of his daughter. Perhaps their is a Job Corps. in a nearby city he could access. He needs to break the cycle now.
For some reason I thought I heard Amber say that she was getting government assistance. Now from my years of watching Judge Judy I am pretty sure you cannot have someone living with you if you are getting aid for your housing. Maybe I made the government assistance thing up, but I am not sure how they can afford the apartment when no one works.
Dr. Drew couldn’t have done a better job in hosting this finale! Now if we could just get him to replace Andy Cohen on the Real Housewives reunion shows…
for the Tyler Catelynn fans. . .
http://jezebel.com/5669103/jezebels-teen-mom-college-fund-for-catelynn–tyler
AMBER IS PREGNANT AGAIN
http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/2010/10/1044-cover-inset—amber-from.html
Why couldn’t the state of insanity where she lives just make her infertile.
@SweetDee- I agree completely about Dr. Drew replacing Ms. Andy on the reunion specials, for the housewives at least. He never seems to get any actual answers. I want the smackdown on Missy tonight!