Hollywood kisses up to MTV

Recaps

By Tabloid Baby | Monday, June 4, 2007 | 7:00 am | 0 Comments
Posted in: Recaps

With Jack Nicholson in the audience, a comedian host and heartfelt speeches, the 2007 MTV Movie Awards was just like the Oscars®, except with more swear words and embarrassing audience reaction shots and lots of eww! gross! jokes about men kissing men and whoa! hot! gags about women kissing women.

And is it us– or is Sarah Silverman’s head too small for her body?

We realize they’re beside the point… but the winners… after the jump…
WINNERS OF THE 2007 MTV MOVIE AWARDS

BEST MOVIE
Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest (Disney)

BEST PERFORMANCE
Johnny Depp Pirates 2

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
Jaden Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat

BEST KISS
Will Ferrell & Sacha Baron Cohen, Talladega Nights

BEST VILLAIN
Jack Nicholson, The Departed

BEST FIGHT
Gerard Butler vs. “The Uber Immortal” 300

BEST SUMMER MOVIE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN YET
Transformers (Paramount Pictures)

MTV GENERATION AWARD
Mike Myers

And what happened to Amanda Bynes, America’s greatest comic actress and star of Big Fat Liar, which ranks high on Tabloid Baby’s list of the Top 50 Movies of all time? Every time they cut to her in the audience, we thought it was Hulk Hogan’s kid.

–Tabloid Baby®

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