Mini Recap: My Super Sweet Sixteen: The South Will Rise Again!


By Guest Columnist | Wednesday, February 21, 2007 | 1:56 pm | 12 Comments

girl022107By Dava

Katie, the star of ‘My Super Sweet Sixteen‘ this week,  looks like
Miss Piggy, has the brains of Anna Nicole and has a slave who-No
Joke-does Katie’s hair every morning. I guess we’re supposed to forget
about that whole “her family has a slave thing” after we discover that
Katie is having a Christmas Theme Party and requiring all her guests
to bring a gift to be donated to “Toys for Tots”. Maybe her mammy can
sneak her way out of her cot in the basement where the family keeps
her and bring a little black doll into the party.Did someone say Christmas? That’s right folks! Katie wants “to bring
Christmas to Memphis” for her party! You mean a magical wonderland?
Not quite. The party ends up looking like a scene taken directly off
the sweater my old co-worker wore everyday of December last year.
Katie requests a snow man sits outside the party to greet people and
plenty of “sexy” (Ugly is the new sexy) Santa costumes for herself and
her friends. And if she needs reindeer she can go to her father’s
Study slash deer head room and have over 30 decapitated Rudlophs to
strap to a sleigh.

But let’s go back a moment. Katie goes to hand out invitations to the
party and gets too tired to call out names. (This is a particularly
Anna Nicole move.) She starts calling out things like, “anyone with a
white hat gets an invitation”. How exclusive! When a young black girl
happens to win one of these coveted invites she looks to the sky and
says, “Thank you Jesus.” I guess she didn’t realize she was going to
the party to hand out wieners in a blanket and not to party.

For the main entertainment Katie seeks out Rap artist Yung Joc. I
don’t know how she finds this guy’s studio, perhaps this is where her
Guido-southern father gets his weed, but she arrives to a studio on a
side of Memphis she never knew existed. As she walks in to his
recording studio she astutely observes, “Oh…are
you..like…recording something?” Happily, Yung Joc requests $85,000
to appear at Katie’s Birthday and she tells him it’s a deal. I’m sure
her dad won’t mind spending that kind of money on entertainment
considering on the morning of her birthday he gives her a $20,000
pimped out watch with which she nearly walks into the shower until she
blurts out, “Oh..it’s not water proof..is it?”

Katie says at the top of the episode, “I’m a southern girl and
southern girls like guys.” Profound. She goes bowling (very elite
sport) and puts two schmucks through a series of tests. She does not
pick the dude which was her existing boyfriend and won all the tasks!
Mr. Bowl cut original boyfriend/task winner doesn’t take the loss well
and proceeds to follow Katie around the entire night of the party.

The party goes well and Yung Joc is a hit. In the heat of the moment
he hands Katie a necklace with a huge diamond covered cross. Katie
thinks she’s keeping it although it does weigh, “Like 10,000 pounds!”
(Accurate estimation, Katie.) But Katie ends up returning the necklace
to the rap star.

Finally, Katie’s dad presents her with custom made 6-door Hummer. I
guess it’s cool to be a limo driver in Memphis.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    MTV4ME
    Posted February 21, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    This show is designed to make you sick.

    I once read somewhere that teenagers who watch this show feel that they’re entitled to a similar lifestyle. While the adults who catch a glimpse are disgusted and frightened at the irresposible nature of the parents that are raising these kids.

    I tend to believe that some of these kids put on a show strictly for MTV. I find it very hard to believe their “I can have it all” lifestyle cooincides with treating their parents and peers like crap.

    Of course, 90% of the time you rarely see their parents. Money in their world makes up for absentee love and rearing.

  2. 2
    CSIS
    Posted February 21, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    Sh*t, is she 16 or 36?

  3. 3
    cherin
    Posted February 22, 2007 at 9:25 am

    There have been episodes in the past where charitable donations were necessary to attend the party.

    Can these parents write off these parties as “charity fundraisers” or something on their taxes? Maybe the parents are smarter than anyone thinks

    I’ve thought that for awhile and now that I see its happening again in this episode it wouldn’t surprise me to hear that because of the charity involvement there’s a big benefit to the people writing the checks for these 6-figure parties

  4. 4
    busybee68
    Posted February 22, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    Is it just me, or does she look like Blair from The Facts of Life in that pic?

  5. 5
    Ubiquitous
    Posted February 22, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    Blair didn’t have implants.

  6. 6
    elljay8
    Posted February 22, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    I don’t think those are implants – they’re way too saggy.

    And that girl better be enjoying 16, because she is never going to be this cute again – she looks way too much like her dad. Of course, she’s really not cute now. Sucks for her.

  7. 7
    GIFFORDSAZ
    Posted February 23, 2007 at 10:09 am

    Blair has grown into a very beautiful woman who home schools her children… she has even written books on how to raise them up with respect. end rant…..

    Blair never looked this slutty …. ok, end rant

    and you even took Ms. Piggy out too… hey Ms. Piggy is cool….last rant

    they should shut down this show mainly because it just feeds the terrorists more information to bomb the hell out of this country…

    How about some nice Canadian Sweet Sixteen…?

  8. 8
    m'low
    Posted February 24, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Despite the horribly annoying aspects of this show – excellent recap.

    My thoughts, the show does exactly what its designed to do, make the rest of us feel better about our own little MTV watching existence (at least I’m not THAT snotty, rich teen) and continue to carry on … and so we do! :)

  9. 9
    flodence
    Posted February 24, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    I watch this in Australia – my friends and I cannot believe there are kids like this in the world. WTF is going on over there guys? It does give me a laugh, although I am laughing AT these brats not with them.

  10. 10
    wild1bill
    Posted March 10, 2007 at 6:17 am

    After watching this show I understand why my Cousins 3 daughters are as much of a PAIN IN THE ASS as they are. I would say thease worthless girls are in for a rude awakining but it seems Mommy and Daddy will always be there to give them what they want.
    I feel sorry for any guy that ends up with one of thease girls because they will never be able to please them, Mom and Dad have Wrecked them. :(

  11. 11
    aprildurham21
    Posted March 10, 2007 at 10:59 am

    This post is just rediculous. Some people have the money to blow on stuff like this, and it is entirely their prerogative. Jealous people who don’t recognize the success of these 16 year old’s parents are acting like children. They might be spoiled – but who are we to judge. Also, if thsis girl was giving out millions of dollars to charities, she would be gorgeous. Just because someone is rich, doesn’t mean they have to look like a perfect model. Grow up and don’t be jealous.

  12. 12
    Felicia Gentry
    Posted April 16, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    For all you bitches talkin about her party it was really a good party she goes to my school. I wish you rude fuckers would have one and we’ll see how it goes.

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