Mini Recap: My Super Sweet 16: F*ck the Police, Indeed!

By Dava

This week’s “My Super Sweet 16″ features Erin Bria, the daughter of
Eazy E! Apparently all of Eazy’s other illegitimate children didn’t
get any of his money because this little lady and her mom are livin’
large. And because I didn’t cover last week’s episode with Amberly,
I’d like to do a little compare and contrast.Good thing Amberly’s dad isn’t broke because her love costs A LOT!
While Erin’s dad is paying for her party from the grave, Amberly’s dad
had ditched her and her mom when Amberly was born. 16 years later,
after therapy or perhaps a lawsuit, Amberly’s dad is back, more of a
cheese dick and ready to buy his daughter’s love and attempt a
relationship. That’s right folks, we’ll build this party on rock and
guilt!

To find her perfect “Barbie” dress, Amberly’s dad flies her to Paris.
Amberly immediately feels comfortable when she recognizes the Arc
d’Triumph from a Mary Kate and Ashley Olson movie. If only Amberly
were as stylish as the twins she wouldn’t need the “Fashion Expert”
she hires to take her around Paris. This typically ugly French woman
with breath that could probably kill doesn’t understand is that
Amberly doesn’t want to see fashions right off the runway of this
season. She wants to duplicate the dress off the “Peaches n’ Cream”
Barbie cerca 1987. Amberly & Crew ditch the Frenchie and go their own
adventure to find a dress which the end up altering to look like
something she could have gotten at any American Mall at The Jessica
McClintock store.



The fashion theme continues as Amberly decides she wants to do a
fashion show as part of the pre-party to hand out invitations to the
party-party. Why do 16 year old girls think making your awkward,
pre-pubecent friends dance around like retards and hump the air
contitutes a fashion show? During the “auditions” to be in the fashion
show Amberly asks a young boy to shake his “Money maker”. If asked to
shake hers, Amberly might call, “Daddy?” But he would have already
stepped outside to try and kill himself.

Erin Bria, Eazy E’s daughter decides to hand out her “Message in a
bottle” invites at the Beach. Sadly noone shows up for this event and
you start to feel like it ain’t easy being Eazy’s daughter. In a
moment of desperation she tells some complete strangers hanging around
the cameras that they can come to the party if they go fetch and
retrieve the invitations she throws into the ocean. While she is
treating these folks like dogs I do appreciate that she has time to
connect with the little people and keep it real by inviting poor black
folks to her swanky party in addition to the rich spoiled ones.



While Amberly ends up looking like a pink pastry puff gone wrong, I
have to give her credit that she sought this look out on purpose
unlike Erin who hates everything her stylist brings her because she
has no personal style. With no rhyme or reason she tells this poor gay
man that everything he brought is ugly and gives him no hint to what
she would rather wear. Erin also freaks out while getting her makeup
done saying her hair is all wrong and no matter what the stylist does
it seems to make Erin feel worse and worse.



The one good thing that Erin does is NOT have a cheeseball theme for
her party except for the color “White”. The party also looks like a
lot of fun and reminds me of a club in Vegas although Erin almost
misses the whole thing due to the fact her sytlist quite mid job and
doesn’t bring her the “2nd outfit” she had planned on wearing. Good
thing Erin’s Mom grabs her parental balls and marches in exclaiming
that Erin needs to pull her shit together and enjoy the damn party
too!



The most awesomest part of Erin’s party? All that hard core Sweet
Sixteen partying gets on the nerves of the residents of Bel Air and
they call the cops to break up the party. Eazy would be so proud!