Where Have You Gone Usman? Our Nation Turns Its Lonely Eyes to You…

One Ocean View

By EdHIll | Monday, August 14, 2006 | 8:01 am | 4 Comments

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Remember last week’s episode of One Ocean View when John and the Playboy model were all schmoopy woopy with each other and then we saw a preview of the next episode where she was screaming and throwing things at him? I bet you couldn’t wait to see what happened, right? Or maybe you are wondering about whether or not Usman can find the right product for his hair on Fire Island? And what of Lauren and Zack? Did Zack’s big date go well? Was he finally able to get Lauren out of his head in order to make more room for the things he likes to ponder, namely “fire hot” and “food taste good”?

Well, unfortunately I am the only one wondering about these things because we found out that One Ocean View has been canceled after only 2 episodes. The amazing thing is it was only a 6 episode series to begin with; so you know it had to be doing bad. Yes, the network that has cursed us with five straight years of According to Jim thinks a show about screaming Playboy models and horny hedge fund managers wasn’t worth six lousy episodes. I haven’t been this mad since they canceled Manimal. Ah well, I suppose for those of you out there desperate to know what happened, you can always check out the cast’s MySpace pages. Personally, I am going to be hanging around Miki and Rhada’s pizza joint just waiting for drama to happen. I’ll be the weird guy in the corner with the laptop blogging about it.

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    mountain_girl
    Posted August 14, 2006 at 9:11 am

    I’m with you, EdHill. What about Mary and KJ? Do they ever get together or what?

    I’m holding out hope that they’ll make the remaining episode available online.

  2. 2
    Bobbie
    Posted August 14, 2006 at 3:11 pm

    Well, I waited all day to hear the wails of all those who join EdHill, Mountain_Girl and me in despairing the loss of this bit o’ fluff before adding my own sentiments… I guess it is, afterall, just the three of us…

  3. 3
    miche124
    Posted August 15, 2006 at 9:51 am

    Make that the four of us! That was a great guilty pleasure kind of show, and I was really into Mary and KJ as well…would they or wouldn’t they?

  4. 4
    beanzie
    Posted August 15, 2006 at 8:41 pm

    room for one more? i am so disappointed… the same thing happened with reunion… why does everything i like get canceled! oh wait… it’s because it’s bad.

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