Hola, ‘Gasmii! Did you get your ombre extensions installed in time for this week’s Millionaire Matchmaker? I lost all my [...]

Oh Gasmii, what a treat. Hell’s Kitchen is back! And (for me at least) it doesn’t disappoint. This week’s Season [...]

Two freaking hours!

No urban hangers!!!!! Ryan kicks off the show, accompanied by ear-splitting decibels of teen shrieks.  I feel like I’m at a Michael Jackson [...]

Hey Gasmii! This week’s episode has male strippers in it! So let’s get down to it! (See what I did [...]

Uber Megan is back and she’s brought along some of her friends. We will meet them throughout the recap. Uber [...]

Reading Ru to filth.

A fresh spin on the tale of the Miller’s Daughter

Welcome back, Gasmii. As we speak, two gentlemen are in the cellar blasting away at the cement and my dogs [...]

Tom Cruise tugs on the joystick (not in a dirty way)

Phaedra’s in love with a stripper.

MAJOR MELTDOWN

 She’s late, she’s late, for a very important show nobody watches anymore.   Our Top 10 has had a week off to [...]

Raising daughters is hard work, but with the good lord’s help we can screw them up as much as humanly possible.

Greetings, Gasmii! First of all, a big THANK YOU to Dashley for covering my ass (again) on this week’s minicap. [...]

What the hell just happened?

And…..we’re back. This season is flying by. Ok we start off with Bluto confronting Paula about last nights events. At [...]

It’s baaaaa-aaaaack! Hey there Gasmii!  Hell’s Kitchen returns for it’s 11th season and it looks like it’s going to be [...]

Not the real trailer – but you guys know Ms.VanCamp is the new female lead in Captain America 2, right? [...]

So who besides me has missed this poor excuse of an actress? It’s been a while, so if you have forgotten [...]

Hola, Gasmii! This is Jimbob Jones stepping in for Eyediosmio for the finale of The Taste. About the only thing ethnic [...]

Hey Race Fans! Fran here! Back from the nondescript Midwest and ready to take the plunge into this big bad [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Adrienne’s vodka is almost as tasteless as her personality, Faye Resnik crosses [...]

  …but don’t give Michonne away. Greetings, Deadheads! Before we begin, I’ll clear up some things regarding the last recap. The [...]

This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) tackle all sorts of weighty issues such [...]

Call the Whaaaaaambulance We are coming into the home stretch, folks, I think there are only 5 episodes left… and then [...]

These bitches are making me tired.

Hi, all!  Welcome back to reality show purgatory.  Since Episode 1, I have found out why Latoya Jackson is doing [...]

Get out your liberry cards!

Hey Gasmii! PopePhilly asked me to do the Minicap for our special Three Hour Live Extravaganza Hope You Are All [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, … Mauri got a beer belly and mouth breathed all over Kyle’s The [...]

Eye’m in misery

Jack was definitely having some mood swings this episode, hmm? Didn’t it seem like there was a lot of metaphorical/symbolic business [...]

Mill Street Bistro conclusion.

No ho is safe with Kim on the kase!

    Here we are again, Gasmii, ready to walk down the runway with you each week and fantastically sit in judgement [...]

I am still filling in for SnoopK8, but she will be back next week to tackle the two-hour special. I [...]

Hola our beautiful, beautiful Gasmi!! Have you missed us?  We have missed you so. We have been boring each other with [...]

Hola Gasmii and welcome to the full recap of this week’s The Taste!  First, I’d like to congratulate one commenter [...]

Hey Gasmii! Last week was just awful, wasn’t it? If you follow this show, you just always know that when [...]