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Industry

Newsgasm: Martha, You Just Don’t Fit In

USA Today hates on Martha but loves Lost [USA Today via Yahoo] Speaking of which, The Apprentice: Martha Stewart disappoints [...]


Lost

Best Hour of TV Ever

OK everybody, we are about to embark on another season of what may be my favorite show ever. Last [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Watch. This. Show.

I just watched a screener of Everybody Hates Chris, premiering tonight on UPN (in case you missed the three billion [...]


Biggest Loser

The Bigger They Are…

First off, let me say the response to last week’s recap was nothing short of amazing. (For me, at least.) [...]


Recaps

The Rosie O’Donnell Poetry Contest Update

Well, we received some wonderful submissions for the Rosie O’Donnell Poetry contest, but because of a surprisingly hectic schedule this [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Big Brother Is Watching, But We’re Not

Did you hear about this? The new Tivo software lets networks erase their programming off your DVR. Listen, [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Big Brother Is Watching, But We’re Not

Did you hear about this? The new Tivo software lets networks erase their programming off your DVR. Listen, [...]


Daytime Television

Boobs, Glorious Boobs

By now, everybody knows that I have a certain affliction for Tyra Banks. This affliction is not so encompassing that [...]


House

A Walk in the Park

They are NOT beating around the bush with this opener. In an extremely pink bathroom, a little girl turns [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

The Dance-Off to End All Dance-Offs

It’s been over two months since the finale of the first season of Dancing With the Stars, the reality [...]


Big Brother

Thanks For The Memories, Big Brother

This looks kind of like the end of SNL. Or as I like to call it, S-Chen-L. I write to [...]


Battlestar Galactica

Ghost in the Machines

You know, I am not the type of person who doesn’t believe that things can’t get better the second time [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: All’s Well That Ends Well

Oprah and Hermes bury the hatchet. See, there’s hope for mankind after all! [AP] John Stamos lands a guest [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: All’s Well That Ends Well

Oprah and Hermes bury the hatchet. See, there’s hope for mankind after all! [AP] John Stamos lands a guest [...]


Laguna Beach

Girls Behaving Badly

Like OMG! Did you even SEE Laguna Beach last night? Alex was like “Slut!” and Jessica was like [...]


Survivor

Boot and Rally

I’m still trying to decide whether or not it’s a good thing that the first image I associate with Survivor: [...]


WWE/RAW

As Falls Wichita Falls, So Falls RAW’s Creativity.

Tonight’s RAW originated in Wichita Falls, Texas. (Thought I was going to say Kansas, didn’t you? I did too, until [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Emmy Recovery Edition

The Emmys were last night. In case you missed it, Lost and Everybody Loves Raymond picked up the awards [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Emmy Recovery Edition

The Emmys were last night. In case you missed it, Lost and Everybody Loves Raymond picked up the awards [...]


Awards Shows

Inside the TV Guide Emmy Party

Jonny Fairplay and Madeyoulaugh: reunited at last. Madeyoulaugh may no longer be writing for TVgasm, but he still keeps us [...]


Television Specials

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

CBS is the top network these days: with all of their grey-filtered crime dramas completely dominating the Nielsens, they also [...]


Big Brother

But First…

Click on Julie Chen to play… In honor of tomorrow night’s finale of Big Brother, I’ve decided to compile [...]


Awards Shows

Emmy Awards Live Blog!

We were so caught up in the Raiders game that we nearly forgot about the Emmys until the Tivo turned [...]


Big Brother

She Could Have Been a Contender

Prior engagements once again kept me from pulling off a timely Big Brother recap. I would go into more detail [...]


Real World

I’ve Got Poop That Jingle-Jangle-Jingles

Mucho apologies for the late Real World recap. I started a new job this week that effectively caused my [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Mild Emmy Hype Edition

USA Today makes their picks for who should win the Emmys. Clearly not as entertaining as the Golden Gasms. [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Mild Emmy Hype Edition

USA Today makes their picks for who should win the Emmys. Clearly not as entertaining as the Golden Gasms. [...]


Miniseries

Sex, Male Egos, Violence, and Misogyny

I am not sure how many of you have been watching, but HBO’s Rome has managed to start off a [...]


Recaps

Golden Gasms 2005: Winners Revealed!

It’s official. The votes have been cast, the results have been tallied, and the all-Beyoncé musical medley has been [...]


The O.C.

Punch Drunk Love

Last week, the writers of The OC spent the hour answering some of the cliffhanger-type questions that we had at [...]


Survivor

I Feel Your Pain

Bad news. The official TVgasm Tivo didn’t record the first half of Survivor tonight. Yeah, I know. [...]


Awards Shows

TVgasm to LiveBlog Emmys

We weren’t sure if it was going to happen, but after a number of people sent e-mails in, TVgasm has [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Days of Our Donald

Donald Trump to appear on Days of Our Lives. It makes perfect sense. After all, Days of Our [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Days of Our Donald

Donald Trump to appear on Days of Our Lives. It makes perfect sense. After all, Days of Our [...]


Biggest Loser

Making A Man-tit Out Of A Molehill

Tuesday night was the super-sized 90-minute premiere of NBC’s The Biggest Loser, in which a bevy of obesity competes to [...]


Prison Break

Sometimes Even the Best Laid Plans Go Haywire

After only three hours of Prison Break, I am officially hooked. In spite of that, “my” Philadelphia Eagles were [...]


Survivor

Reminder – TVgasm Survivor Pick ‘Em

There is still time to enter the TVgasm Survivor: Guatemala contest. This is purely for fun, so even if you [...]


Kill Reality

This Was A Good Show… FOR ME TO POOP ON!

By EdHill You know, when I sat down to write this, it occurred to me how negative I have been about Kill [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Britney Spawns

It’s official. Chaotic stars Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have finally become parents. The poptart gave birth to [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: The House Always Wins

We must protect this House! Why? Because the House is on FIRE! ‘Uge ratings for its second [...]