Recaps
Industry

Newsgasm: Conan Edition

Sitcom star and former Late Night regular Nipsy Russell dies at 80. I once rode in an elevator with [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Conan Edition

Sitcom star and former Late Night regular Nipsy Russell dies at 80. I once rode in an elevator with [...]


Survivor

White Women Can’t Jump

The injuries just kept a-comin’ on this week’s episode of Survivor. Just when we thought Blake’s upper-respiratory ailment (medically [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Judge Jerriet

Sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted to take a moment to congratulate our old friend Jerri Blank on her [...]


WWE/RAW

Back on the U-S-S-A…

So, did you guys catch Prison Break tonight? Man, that show has it all: prison family values, the ever-present threat [...]


The Apprentice

Power. Envy. Prestige. Decadence. Adrenaline. Passion. Ego-driven. APPRENTICE!

So the big scuttlebutt on the television circuit is how much The Apprentice has been slumping in the ratings. [...]


Desperate Housewives

Cleaning House

Last week’s Desperate Housewives left off with a decidedly bizarre and sad funeral for Bree’s beloved Rex/really fake looking dummy [...]


Battlestar Galactica

High Treason

Once again, I must chastise myself for slacking on my Battlestar Galactica review. I know people don’t like hearing excuses, [...]


Smallville

More Human Than Human

Among the season premieres that have come our way over the last couple of weeks, there were few that I [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Random Friday Junk Edition

Two agencies are suing Paramount over Frasier royalties. No word yet, but insiders expect this dispute to resolve itself [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Random Friday Junk Edition

Two agencies are suing Paramount over Frasier royalties. No word yet, but insiders expect this dispute to resolve itself [...]


The Apprentice

Best Ad Ever?

Click on the ladies to play… Enjoy this clip from last night’s Apprentice, featuring quite possibly the best marketing [...]


The O.C.

What About Your Friends

So far this season, it looks like the third time is once again the charm for The OC. There are [...]


Veronica Mars

The Not So Magic Schoolbus

By Erica From I Heart TVThe second season of Veronica Mars premiered on Wednesday night with a ratings increase over last [...]


Smallville

How About Some More Free DVDs?

I should have probably done this yesterday, but last night marked the season premiere for the fifth season of Smallville. [...]


Lost

Down the Hatch

The first thought that went through my mind as I sat down to watch tonight’s episode of Lost was [...]


Real World

Quit Playing Games With My Heart

In case you’re a little worried that you missed a super awesome, totally exciting, skull-crushing, mom-dying episode of The Real [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: The Good, The Bad and the Star Jones

The good: Prison Break is picked up for a full season. That’s right, twenty-two full episodes of butt-rape [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: The Good, The Bad and the Star Jones

The good: Prison Break is picked up for a full season. That’s right, twenty-two full episodes of butt-rape [...]


America's Next Top Model

Extreme Makeover: Model Edition

Sorry about the extraordinarily lame title for this latest episode of America’s Next Top Model. I have been starting a [...]


Prison Break

To Escape: Behind Wall, Into Sewer, Then Up Through the Attica! Attica!

Excuse me while I catch my breath after watching the latest episode of Prison Break. Eschewing most of the [...]


House

All the Colors of the Racist Rainbow

At first I wasn’t all that happy with this episode of House. It had a clipped pace to it [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Laura Bush to Grow Soul Patch, Abs

Laura Bush to appear on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Wow, you know somebody’s gotta be really hurting to [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Laura Bush to Grow Soul Patch, Abs

Laura Bush to appear on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Wow, you know somebody’s gotta be really hurting to [...]


Biggest Loser

My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard…

Tonight’s episode starts off with a mystery: where’d the food go? All that’s left in the kitchen are cryptic signs [...]


Amazing Race

All In The Family

Well, it’s Tuesday night at 11:44 pm. I just got home from work, and I have a two hour [...]


The Surreal Life

Janice Lewd? Omarosa Bitchy? Par For the Course

Since last week’s episode generated such conflicting emotions in all of us, I was very much hoping that this week [...]


Laguna Beach

Something’s Fishy About That Hygiene

Like OMG! Did you even see that fight between Casey and Alex? And what about Kristin visiting Stephen? [...]


Survivor

Take My Breath Away

Lots of interesting developments on this week’s Survivor. Operation Quarterjerk hit a major snag as people began to wonder [...]


WWE/RAW

Don’t Let the Door Hit You Where the Good Lord Split You.

I wish I couldn’t see them. Tonight’s RAW recap is brought to you by the letters “S, A, O and F”, [...]


Real World

Every Rose Has Its Thorn

I could sit here and tell you the reason why I’ve been so late with this Real World recap (along [...]


The O.C.

Julie Cooper’s So Tired of Being Alone

Entering their senior years, the teenage protagonists that make up The OC had a lot to look forward to. During [...]


Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives: The Ties that Bind

That’s right. The Desperate Housewives are back and TVgasm is on them like white on rice, like flies on sh*t, [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Somebody Call Madonna. It’s a Kabbalah Wedding!

Ashton and Demi reportedly tie the knot. And yes, that was a reference to marriage, not a Kabbalah string. [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Somebody Call Madonna. It’s a Kabbalah Wedding!

Ashton and Demi reportedly tie the knot. And yes, that was a reference to marriage, not a Kabbalah string. [...]


Recaps

And The Winner Is…

After several weeks or receiving entries, we have finally found a winner of the Riding The Bus With My Sister [...]


The Apprentice

Run For The Money

The buzz may be long gone from The Apprentice, but man, this show still works. Yeah, there are a [...]


Big Brother

More From Inside the Big Brother Wrap Party

By FauxMichael One never knows what one will run into at a Hollywood party, but one thing is certain: free [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Good News For O’Hurley; Better News for Sitcoms

It’s official. John O’Hurley won the dance-off. Best two out of three? [E! Online] Great news for sitcoms. [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Good News For O’Hurley; Better News for Sitcoms

It’s official. John O’Hurley won the dance-off. Best two out of three? [E! Online] Great news for sitcoms. [...]