Eden displays the full range of her talent.

 ***And now, for one of your top Auditiongasm picks! Pollyanna won the Big Fat American Gypsy round hands down, and [...]

Little Audrey’s mommy, daddy and auntie have some issues.

This week on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, we start off in a car with Teresa and the Brown [...]

Uh-oh … our opening montage is a combo of Paul Simon’s Home with slo-mo videos of the Final Three performing [...]

I have no words that are not curses.

The End of the School Year Party vies for blood feud status.

Do we like any of these people?

You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of her wedding.  With [...]

Almost the end!

Nick finally confesses but is Juliette too stupid to comprehend?

Another day, another briefing for our favorite baby, K.J.  With only two weeks left until the big day, momma is [...]

Bigfoot terrorizes the city because he’s out of drugs.

My apologies for the lateness of this recap Gasmii. Apparently, getting sick means that everything stops and then one has [...]

Trying to recap two season finales airing on the same night is insanity, Gasmi!  So, my apologies for the delay, [...]

Joan Crawford: “these bitches are wack.”

  This  … is Episode THIRTY-SEVEN of Season 11?  Holy Shitballs!  This “reality” show needs to self-edit, although all the ad [...]

Grab those hankies and say goodbye to the Ladies of the Lane.

Alexis teaches her daughters what’s important.

  Just keep your mouth shut next time, Jenna After last week’s education in the finer points of English gastropub delights, the [...]

Gosh, you’d think Elizabeth was the virgin in the house!

At least mom has a grip on reality…and the knowledge of who this REALLY is about! Well, again Toddlers & [...]

It ain’t over yet, y’all!

The Browns get a Charlie Brown tree and Christine is a real Grinch

Series finale part one! Save your tears for part two, kids.

‘Twas a night of Killer Chaînés and Sob Stories. Also, the Samba makes you gay. Last week we sent home two [...]

Labor can’t suck as much as these eps did.

True Love Conquers All. Or Does It?

Fight Club.

Not getting any easier.

In which our aging heroes bitterly sabotage the young and successful.

The Browns are back on TV THANK YOU TLC!

Trying to trust the people they beat.

SO what happened to Emily?

We find out Eden’s illiterate, and some idiot casts her in a scripted show.

And so it begins, someone has gotten Chris Harrison out of the bunker that ABC holds him in for 6 [...]

Previously… Theon has Winterfell, Joffrey has poop and slap on his face, Jon has a hot firey-haired prisoner, Shae has [...]

This degrades us both. So…what’s new with everyone? Is anyone even reading this recap after the minicap? We’ve been such a [...]

Finale & Reunion Time!

Good evening pretties and welcome to a quick update of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. The dramas are coming [...]