Hanna’s done with Mona’s Esther Greenwood makeover and tells her that it’s time to get serious — she knows that there’s still a person inside Mona (yeah, a crazy one), but Mona just stares into space . . . Until she’s all, “You’re getting them again, aren’t you.” Color Hanna shocked. “The texts,” Mona continues. And then Caleb butts his hippie-haired ass in and tells Hanna that it’s time to go. Hanna asks for a couple more minutes and tries to get Mona to elaborate, but Mona won’t. Hanna tells Mona that they’re not done and she’ll be back. Mona grabs a pair of tweezers from underneath her butt and then starts to push them into her finger, making it bleed. Creepy? Only if you’re a 14 year-old girl. Cliched? Only if you’re everybody else.
Ezra shows up at Rosewood High to talk to Ella about Emily and how she was distraught after the make-up exam. Ella says that Emily did “very well” and they’re all “rooting for her to succeed.” Um, okay, thanks, Stepford wife.
Hanna is in the bathroom with the girls, shootin’ the proverbial shit about what went down with Mona, with Spencer telling her to go back and get more of the scoop. Aria turns the conversation back to herself, because she’s Aria, and ponders about whose earring she has. Hanna asks Spencer about her mom representing Garrett while Emily tells them that Jenna was the one driving her around the night she possibly dug up Alison’s grave. They get ready to leave the restroom when they see Jenna getting ready to come drop a deuce before first period. Spencer tells Aria to give her the earring because she has an idea, which is to put the earring on the bathroom counter and then hide in the stalls. While they peak through the stall cracks, Jenna picks up the earring, pulls down her shades, and stares at it. So now they all know that Jenna can see. Aria, Hanna, and Em want to call Jenna out on her eyesight, but Spencer tells them that they can play their knowledge to their advantage.
Oh! I’d forgotten about the End Credits A Sequence! Here’s the latest: At a pawn shop (?) or second-hand store (?), someone in a red hoodie buys a pair of gloves and a bunch of hoodies. Sinister.
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