Ezra’s tutoring Emily about literature-y things and stuff, but Emily can’t focus. Ezra tells her to focus like she did when she focused on swimming. She used to listen to music to focus, so he tells her to do the same thing for a test, since everything she needs to know is in her head. Allegedly.
Aria is walking out of the school when she gets a text from Ezra about tutoring when Jenna’s all, Aria, is that you, because I recognized your completely generic message ringtone. Jenna tells Aria that her accompanist pussed out and asks Aria to accompany her for next week’s assembly. How gorgeous is the girl who plays Jenna? So gorgeous. And I guess it’s important that we see Jenna arranging her pistachio shells in a peace sign pattern on the sidewalk, so there you go. Jenna tells her that it will only take a couple of rehearsals, but Aria says her dad is waving to her from across the street and they’re working on some real important project, so she has to go. Lying to a blind girl. Real cool, Aria. But is Jenna really still blind? Not really.
“Oh god, I wish I was still blind so I didn’t have to see Aria’s outfit.”
Aria immediately calls Hanna about what happened when she gets home. Caleb shows up with some take-out, so Hanna cuts the convo short when Aria asks about her meeting Mona. Hanna looks at the clock all worried-like and Caleb wonders what’s up.
Spencer gets a call, but her mom tells her not to answer, because she has to talk to Spencer about her “secret trips to the county jail.” Busted! Veronica tells Spencer to stay away from Garrett and Spencer’s all, “Maya was my friend, too.” First of all, I doubt it. B.) Why the hell would anyone be friends with Maya? Bickering! Veronica forbids Spencer from visiting Garrett! Forbids!
Caleb and Hanna are eating Chinese and drinking . . . Corona? Bacardi Silver? I don’t know. But Hanna’s not invested and Caleb’s all, “Where do you need to be right now?”
“Lucky Leon’s. It’s 2-for-1 Boston Creme cupcake night.”
She tells him that she was thinking of seeing Mona and “it’s complicated.” Caleb’s all, Didn’t she do some crazy-ass shit to you? Hanna doesn’t care if Caleb doesn’t understand, but Caleb doesn’t care if she’s locked up forever and then Hanna’s all, I’m experiencing an “ambiguous loss!” Caleb’s like, One of those is a really big word, so where did you pick that up? Hanna says she googled it. Oh, crap. Hanna’s not telling him about Wren, so that means she’s probably going to make out with him this first half of season 3′s summer premiere half of the third season’s first part of the season. Hanna doesn’t wanna fight, y’all. Caleb says that he’ll go with Hanna to visit Mona, because he loves her and he doesn’t want any sneaking around. Didn’t Caleb have a birth mom in California that he was staying with? What happened with that? Anyone?
Aria gets a text from New A (that’s probably what I’m going to call the “new A” from now on, and I’m not putting “A” in quotes because I’m lazy) that reads: “Daddy needs to know. Or I let the other one go. To the police. ‘Night-night. – A.” Didn’t Aria have a brother that used to break into people’s houses and steal random camping gear? I’m pretty sure I didn’t just make that up. Aria thinks she hears something outside and then puts the envelope in a desk drawer. A shadow passes by her window . . .
The next morning, Aria tells her dad that she needs to talk to him about the office trashing thing. She admits that she was the one who did it. I’m overcome by this . . . this feeling, that I . . . can’t describe. It’s almost like I feel . . . respect for Aria. And now I feel shame. SHAME!! Byron asks her why he’s telling her this and wonders if seeing Meredith brought it on. He says that he almost called the police on Meredith and said some harsh things to her and he accused her of something Aria did and I guess he’s disappointed. Why, dear God, why am I on Aria’s side right now?! This is unnatural. He says that Aria owes Meredith an apology and he won’t apologize on Aria’s behalf. Oh, Aria! You’re my least favorite PLL gal, but I am so on your side right now! You should be flattered. Because it will end the very next second I see you with Ezra.
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