Emily’s in class, listening to (I’m guessing) lesbian music, prepping for her English test. Ella tells her to take out the headphones and pick up the No. 2 and get crack-a-lackin’. I guess this is a make-up test because there are only 3 students in the classroom.
Hanna and Caleb enter Arkham Asylum to see Mona. Hanna leaves Caleb in the waiting area and enters Mona’s room. I miss regular-bitchy-Mona, you guys. She was the Edie Britt of PLL and now I’m afraid that they’re making her the Oliver Trask of PLL.
F**K OFF, OLIVER. F**K OFF FOREVER.
Hanna tells Mona that she wants to return a favor — Hanna’s going to perform a makeover on Mona. I think. Which is really sweet. I think.
Spencer’s meeting Toby for some mid-day espionage. Toby hands Spencer some eye drops that Jenna got last spring and tells Spencer that the expiration date is weird; if Jenna’s surgery didn’t work, then why is she renewing the prescription? Spencer’s like, Are you saying that that blind bitch isn’t blind and is just a regular sighted bitch like the rest of us? Yup.
Emily’s about done with her (maybe?) make-up test when she spies some girl putting her hair in a ponytail, causing her to flashback to the night of the dig, in the convertible, where a girl in the driver’s seat is also doing the same thing. Ella asks if Emily’s okay and then Em looks at her test and has more flashbacks — this time seeing the driver’s face. It appears to be Jenna. Or, at the very least, Jenna-ish. It may be Michelle Trachtenberg, since she hasn’t been too busy lately. I don’t know. Emily’s all weird about turning in her test and Ella asks if she needs more time, but Emily rushes off.
Aria arrives at The Bronze (or whatever), because it’s a teen TV show and everyone drinks coffee at a hip coffee bar at 4pm on a weekday, and spies Meredith. Since Aria’s my least favorite, I’m gonna shorthand it: Aria starts to apologize, Meredith says that Byron already told her about it, Aria apologizes for real, and Meredith says that she’s meeting Byron for lunch and has Aria to thank for it. Aria mentions the earring and Meredith’s all, Say whaaaa?! Meredith says that it’s not her earring. I swear to god — if Byron was yet ANOTHER dude who statutory-boned Alison, I will stop recapping this show, I will quit. I will throw a hissy and quit.
Spencer is visiting Garrett again, but he’s with his lawyer, so Spencer says she’ll wait. She hangs out around the corner and hears her mom’s (Veronica’s) voice asking about “all previous visitors.” Oh, suh-nap! Veronica wants a list from the last 5 months, which the guard can totally do.
Caleb is waiting for Hanna when Wren shows up and is all Britishly asking about who Caleb is. Caleb introduces himself as Hanna’s boyfriend and Wren blabs on about how he and Hanna have discussed Hanna’s anger to Mona and “ambiguous loss” and crikey wanker bullocks. Wren tells Caleb to give Hanna his “best.” Caleb and his dirty hippie hair are suspicious.
Spencer asks Garrett what her mom was doing here and Garrett’s all, My new attorney told me not to talk. She asks if her mother is his lawyer and then gets all incredulous about how her mother being Garrett’s lawyer; she asks about Jenna and Garrett tells the guard that he’s done.
So, it’s like 9pm, and since Ella is the most dedicated teacher ever, she’s still at school grading papers. Whereas any normal teacher would have taken that shit home and slapped a “C” on it during his/her third glass of shiraz. Ella is looking at Emily’s test and is perplexed/possibly annoyed to find a lot of questions left unanswered.
“18.) Which of these sub-plots have the PLL writers dropped completely?
a.) Ashley’s embezzlement
b.) Melissa’s missing/pawned engagement ring
c.) Caleb’s California birth mother
d.) All of the above”
All of a sudden, Ella hears something from outside her door. Oh no!
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