Prison Break

paul deleted, sara burned him with an iron, bellick set up for murdering roy
tbag has miracle surgery, then loses his hand
mahone shot tweener, has a dead body in his back yard.
sara’s dad killed.
veronica killed

“TURN AROUND!” mahone. can’t sara hear htis?
here comes the border patrol! wants mahone to drop the weapon. haha. random.
sara must be like whoa… what’s going on?
link and michael taken into custody.
sucre’s plane. i hope it gets shot down. border patrol is on their ass! time to parachute out! haha. another plausible twist!
sucre does a shot of tequila. yeah, that’s smart.
everyone hearing about how the guys have been caught. everyone clapping.
Alibi — a war veterans bar. wonderful. t-bag drinking. sees a guy with a hook for a hand.
t-bag wants a hook. veteran calls him “nancy” and “don’t ask don’t tell.” t-bag hates him! so gonna kill him.
over at border patrol, scof and bur brought in
new warden for joliet prison. aww, no more stacy keach?
new warden sucks. i hate him!

mahone wants to transport scoffield and burrows. wants to be in their car.
“Well, at least we’re together,” lincoln. THANKS. where’s the blond girl? she needs to save him again.
lincoln’s afraid that they won’t make it to fox river alive.
asian guy upset that the brothers are alive. asian guy wants mahone to kill lincoln right there on the spot. “STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY!” mahone after asian guy threatens him.
t-bag spots a redhead. time for some rapey-poo? haha, he’s got the dude’s hand. it looks like buster’s
t-bag hitting on redhead. she’s a dentist. talking about how food can get stuckin your teeth. fascinating. okay, not a dentist. her ex was.
t-bag with his blond hair looks like the lead singer of everclear.
t-bag asks denise if she’d join him for lunch. and she says yes. why?
bellick’s trial. bail denied by silver haired judge. haha.
mahone — crisis of conscience! what will he do? hre comes the gun — and several flashes of light! suicide? suicide? what will stop him at the last second? what is this? i hate when prison break gets all arty.
sara trying to call michael. must get the phone. sara saying that she needs him. “I need you to be okay,” sara. camera zooming in on him as if he can actually hear this.
mahone, about to start shit up. wants to be in the van. local cop being a tough bastard. michael giving mahone the sexystare. it’s nice to see that no matter what, lincoln will always have exactly 2 buttons undone.
kellerman calls up asian dude. wants his job back. and probably that iron-sized patch of skin.
who’s the random dude giving asian guy flash cards?

looks like denise is dead. oh, she’s alive. poor denise, she says men only like her for a little something on the side. t-bag says that he cares about her on the inside. how lovely.
meanwhile, out on the motorcade. asian dude says mahone’s off the hook. kellerman gonna take out the brothers. wants mahone to kill kellerman.
god, i can’t deal with any more of this asian dude’s attempted menace.
asian guy then apologizes to random old bald dude who looks like peter boyle.
“You would have done the same for me,” michael re helping lincoln. lincoln’s like uhhh…
uh oh. bellick might be sentenced to death! send him to fox river!!! ha, bellick’s like “I do my time in illinois so i can be near my mom.” and all those convicts who HATE YOU.
oh great – -another inocln/michael flashback about going to new foster homes. in the flashback, they get into a van. the vans all bring the memories back
sara sees that lincoln and michael have been apprehended. whatever you do, sara. don’t go to the house i montana!
albuquerque — where it’s all gonan go down! driving through a tunnel. a man waving them down. telling them to stop. a truck jacknifed in the way.
brother’s guard leaves van. they need help getting the rig out of teh way. and oh yeah, he LEFT HIS KEYS BEHIND. haha, another convenient prison break twist. yes, highly trained guard.
“Let’s say we get the cuffs off, where we going to go?” scoffield. oh look! an open door in the middle of the tunnel!
okay okay — it’s all bait. but michale knows! it’s too easy!
“Take it. take it. take it.” mahone over and over again.

“if you want the rabbit to hop, move the carrot, alex,” paul to mahone after telling him to move the rig out of the way.
t-bag at the post office. meeting up with denise! aww, they’re in love after, you know, three days. ah, now we know why he’s after this girl. he wants the address of the woman who wronged him.
denise asking quesitons about the hand. quiet denise! quiet denise! “I want to know you. i want to know everything about you and if this is a part of who you are–” denise, fallen in love after three hours. and now she sees the wanted sign. idiot — you’re around that wanted poster all day and night. how come every single pedestrian recognizes these guys and the one person who’s around the sign all day and night doens’t recognize him?
aaand denise is dead.
bellick now back at fox river. has gone from kansas to illinois, has been processed — all in the same time that scoffield has been sitting in the tunnel.
“here i got men to watch my back!” bellick. not so much. new warden won’t take any bullshit. wants to make an example out of bellick. haha.
haha — bellick in gen pop. haha, and rooming with tweener’s old roommate!
sara going to commit suicide! oh no, she’s just scoring a mirror. this is a tense scene, as evidenced by all the strobe photography.
what is she doing? and must this be so flashy?
elsewhere… sucre’s buddy didn’t have lucky with teh parachute. but sucre’s fine. and he still has his dumb hat.
back in the tunnel, lincoln wants to run. michael wants to stay. “Sara may be dead, michael,” lincoln. michale gulps.
taking the keys! everyone ready for attack. brothers going! dumb.

brothers runing for the door in slo-mo. brohters runing for their lives. mahone following!
michael should climb up like spider man, like he did in the prison season 1.
kellerman has the sniper gun!
t-bag arriving at suburban house. it’s his ex! uh oh. call the police, you idiot.
mahone loses the men. the guys decide to take a different path. soooo they’re not boxed in. isn’t teh whole purpose of being boxed in that they’re trapped?
“wehre to?” lincoln. shocked that michael doesn’t have a tattoo in case this happened in his scenarios.
sara dumps her phone, id. oh, her ID. it’s her everything. and now here hair is… slightly different. she cut like an inch.
brothers trapped by kellerman and mahone. uh oh!
kellerman shoot mahone! haha. maybe you shoudl have shot him not just in the hsoulder
“you want to take the bitch down? You just found your inside man.” paul re joining forces. okay. sure.