Project Accessory Minicap


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The Previous: Shoes!!  Lisa Simpson won, Kelly lost, and Panic Room cried.  Again.

The Now: The designers are challenged with providing accessories for a catsuit!  Eeeeek!  The suits come in different colors, and since Lisa Simpson won, he gets to pick his color first, then he gets to pick who chooses next.  The remaining designers dodgeball each other, each picking a color, then picking the next designer who gets to choose.  The only noteworthy part about this is that Panic Room is not picked last.

The Annoying: Everybody whines and whines about working with the bodysuits like none of them have ever seen a music video or a damn dance competition, and Panic Room refuses to get over the fact that David doesn’t know what a camel toe is.

The Hilarious: David doesn’t know what a camel toe is!!!

SPOILEEEEEEER

The Win: Christina (Yeah!!!)

The Out: David (Myeh…)

The Ugly: Kelly Osbourne guest judges.  SHE’S not ugly by any means, but Christ, I’m really sick of the children of rock stars acting like because their stylists purchase them fashionable clothing that they know a damn thing about fashion.

About

Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

One Comment

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    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted November 11, 2011 at 7:02 am

    Although I loved Christina’s look, I thought second place should have won. That look seemed to have taken a lot more work and skill. Lisa Simpson once again showed that he was a really nice guy when he had to pick who went second in the pick-a-catsuit volley.

    Loved the way David fanned his face and pursed his lips saying “I don’t know about ‘dirty things’ like you people do” when finding out about camel toe. Yeah, riiiiight!

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