Project Accessory Minicap

The Past: Nicolina and David were sent home for creating fug catsuit outfits, one of which included a leather tampon string that was three feet long.  Christina awesomed her way to the front of the pack with a creation that was thoroughly elegant, minus the turban.

The Present: The designers get a box full of some woman’s crap and they have to create a bag that matches the “story” of the woman whose items are in the box.  There’s a bible in one of them, and it is indeed the last box picked.  Brian has an amazon for a client and he stupidly does not do EXACTLY what she says, to the point that the bag isn’t even really the color she likes.  There’s a twist!!!!  The clients hand over their old handbags so the designers can make an additional accessory out of said handbag!

That was our idea!  Hahahahahahaaaa!

The Good: Diego is a bagmaker, so he’s all up this bitch, which means we get to hear him tawlk a lout.  And Anthrax rips both Sheamless and a sewing machine brand new assholes.

The Bad: Like, 8 people don’t finish.  We’re talking missing accessories, embarrassingly undone bags and aaaall sorts of bulllshit.

The Hilarious: Like, 8 people don’t finish.  And there’s no Kenneth Cole this week, so I finally had to look at Ariel Foxman for more than 5 seconds, and I realized that he might have a personality, but it’s buried under layers and layers of filler.  I’ll be including several photos of that in the full recap, so stay tuned!

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