Katie and Andy’s European Vacation

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By admin | Wednesday, September 20, 2006 | 12:28 am | 16 Comments

After seeing that Project Runway went to Paris, our Live Bloggers Katie and Andy decided that it would be fun to take their own trip to France. Conveniently, they took a lot of pictures, and they wanted to share them with you, the TVgasm readers. Enjoy the pictures after the jump and Don’t forget the Project Runway Live Blog at 10 PM EST next Wednesday!

Ahhh, first class! TVgasm spares no expense when sending its correspondents around the globe.

The best part about flying first class is that you get the best in flight entertainment, and the admirals club ain’t too shabby either.

Katie and Andy were really excited to get their flight started

Unfortunately, Andy had a long night in Vegas and decided that he would take a few pills to get him through the flight

Much easier than the codeine suppositories!

As andy fell asleep, Katie noticed something was strange

Uh oh, is that a snake?

IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE

Katie tries to wake up Andy, but he’s out like school in the summertime

KATIE HAS HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

Hearing a disturbance, one of the flight crew tries to calm Katie down

Andy wakes up just as the plane is making its descent into Paris.

“What the hell happened to you?”

After the harrowing journey, Katie and Andy decide to head to the greatest place on Earth – EuroDisney Disneyland Paris

Hey look! It’s Minnie!

Here’s a picture from Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. Hey Tom! Nice jacket!

After sampling all the greatness of Disneyland, Katie and Andy head back to Paris, but take a wrong turn and find themselves in the middle of a riot.

Run Katie and Andy! Run!

Finally! Back in Paris!

Wouldn’t it be awesome to go on a tour?

Awesome! A double decker bus with an open roof!

Uh, oh, I guess Katie didn’t understand the meaning of “Topless Fun”

The tour stopped at all kinds of places. Like here at the Arc de Triomphe

Katie and Andy met some French hipsters at Centre Pompidou

And look, there’s the Grande Arch

Wow! The lovely cathedral of Notre Dame!

Katie and Andy are so nice! Always making friends, even here at the Opera Garnier!

Isn’t Paris wonderful? Here Katie and Andy find their hotel from the base of the Place de la Concorde

Look, their room even has a view of the Palace of Versailles from the balcony!

Feeling hungry, Katie and Andy decide to find someplace to eat.

They searched around for a café but were worried they would have to settle for Freedom Fries

Luckily, they found a place that was very authentic.

Wow, that’s a three-star decor!

You can’t find cheap knock-off Eiffel Towers in the states!

What better place to eat than in the shadow of the real Eiffel Tower?

Wait, who is that? It’s Waterbottle’s French cousin Perrier and Vitamin Water’s beatnik uncle Orangina!

Katie and Andy have seen a lot of Paris, but they still want some culture. Here they observe David Blaine, who has buried himself in a mime’s suit under glass in front of the Louvre in a desperate attempt to make us forget Chriss Angel.

Now for the main event. Finally, we’ll get to see the Mona Lisa

It seems like Andy has a mischievous look on his face

Oh no! What is Andy up to now?

He drew boobs and a moustache on the Mona Lisa and called it “Pam Anderson”? Oh no!

Katie wanted to go on another Topless Fun Tour, but used the rest of her money to bribe Inspector Clouseau.

After Andy’s arrest, he was taken to the US Embassy and had to be deported, but he promises to go back as soon as they return his passport in two years. As for Katie, she got Orangina’s phone number, and they’re meeting up in Miami in October. With any luck, Katie and Andy will bring us pictures from their trip to TJ!

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1

B-Side

Posted September 20, 2006 at 2:51 am

Excellent, excellent job by everyone involved…
2

remford

Posted September 20, 2006 at 5:54 am

Great job! Isn’t it amazing how an entire country manages to get by on a mere 3 bars of soap?
3

Lyndsay

Posted September 20, 2006 at 5:56 am

Very nice!
4

HoneyBunny

Posted September 20, 2006 at 6:59 am

c’est plus qu’il n’en faut~

hb
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Ms. Tumnus

Posted September 20, 2006 at 7:32 am

Katrine et AndrÃ©, vous Ãªtre vriaiment formidable. J’ai surtout aimÃ© le fait que le “topless fun” Ã©tait Ã©crit en anglais. TrÃ¨s authentique.
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Ms. Tumnus

Posted September 20, 2006 at 7:33 am

Oops, that’s “vous Ãªtes vraiment formidable”
7

Lady J

Posted September 20, 2006 at 7:38 am

As if you could get with 5 feet of the Mona Lisa. How exactly did he get past the guards and the barriers?

Quite a cheeky romp.
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MalloryS

Posted September 20, 2006 at 7:56 am

FYI, Project Runway isn’t on tonight. The new one’s not ’til next week. Why? Because Bravo is dicking us around, like whoa. So anyways, sorry about that, but I didn’t want you to try and live blog and then just end up sitting on camera watching Vincent and Angela prance around making ugly crap… AGAIN.
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MalloryS

Posted September 20, 2006 at 7:59 am

Oh. you said next wednesday. Never mind.
10

Steve

Posted September 20, 2006 at 8:32 am

Women in baseball hats can be very hot, thank you for understanding that Katie.
11

mountain_girl

Posted September 20, 2006 at 11:31 am

Yeah, I don’t speak/read/understand French but I still thought it was awesome.

Andy, you naughty boy, coloring on the Mona Lisa!

I’ll miss you two tonight…although I am back in So Cal next week and even have Wednesday to myself…is there room for a “Special Guest” on the couch?
12

Ms. Tumnus

Posted September 20, 2006 at 12:16 pm

Yay for the special guest idea!

The mythical mountain_girl at TVgasm would be great.

It’ll be like when everyone on Sesame Street finally realized that Snuffaluffagus wasn’t Big Bird’s imaginary friend.
13

Belinda

Posted September 20, 2006 at 12:36 pm

Will you visit the famous “donkey show” in TJ? The Bull Arena? Ah, the haute shopping on Avenida Revolucion? Oh boy, can’t wait!!
14

joeypotter

Posted September 20, 2006 at 12:52 pm

Ooooo… when are Perrier and Orangina going to come over for hanky panky with Water Bottle and Vitamin Water? Now there’s a juicy Laguna Beach hook up!
15

JasonR

Posted September 20, 2006 at 12:55 pm

Funny stuff. Any fake photo travel essay with the lovely Katie is ok by me.
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doriangz

Posted September 20, 2006 at 1:21 pm

I dont wanna be a buzz-killer but the supposed picture of the Palace of Versailles doesnt look anything like it. The palace doesnt have any dome and isnt in a urban environment (you can building chimneys in the background).
Just sayin’. Enjoyin’ the “trip” nevertheless.