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Hola Gasmii!!! We are back for another exciting rendition of Emerging Eastern Block Darlings! Er, Project Runway!
Last week we lost the very outspoken and surprisingly uneven, Skunk. Just like his hair foretold, there were two sides to Skunk and he left us with the likeable and sweet side still fresh in our minds. Way to leave on a high note T-Bone!
Also our beloved Dmitry won a challenge, which has happened far too seldom and is oh, so satisfying. He and Sonjia seem to be about neck and neck for being robbed this season. I would remind you that Blorpheus made a flower, but I don’t expect to have to remind you to breathe in and out either.
This week the challenge is to design a new look for a bunch of tired old hookers. Oops, I mean a “special event” dance outfit for the Rockettes. Chris gives us a big gay gasp, but really, have the Rockettes been relevant in the past 30 years?
I think this challenge should be a shoo-in for Dmitry, whose background is ballroom dancing. And that scares me, because just when you think someone is just going to knock it out of the park is when they choke and go home.
The gang gets going but it’s almost all-around rough. They are so in the weeds that Tim does something I don’t remember happening before- everyone gets more money and another trip to Mood to help up the “wow factor”. Those old whores need more sparkle baby!
Some of the designers don’t opt to go to Mood, which I’m hoping was the right choice for some while simultaneously judging others for their hubris. No one said a recapper has to be fair, bitches.
Christopher shows his good twin side during all this confusion and am I wrong to be disappointed that the drama died down from episode 1? Where did all the bitch go?
The results are good, but really somewhat restrained. I can’t help imagining what some of the more outrageous contestants from seasons past would have done with this open call to tacky. Austin Scarlet? Chris March?