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By EdHIll | | 5:11 pm | 41 Comments

PR-02-22-06c.jpgThis week’s Project Runway presented me with quite a challenge. How does one recap a recap show? At first I thought I could just recap it by recapping the recap using old recaps, but felt that that might come dangerously close to ripping apart the space time continuum. The last thing any of us needs is to wake up in a world where we never won World War II and Carrot Top is our president.

Then it hit me. Just do one of those half-assed screencap filled recaps where you just hit on the high points of the hour long reunion show. And as some of my fellow writers can attest, there is nothing quite like the feeling of phoning one in. But seriously folks, the reunion, while not as eventful as last year’s wine spilling, “F you” laced extravaganza, did have its moments. In fact if this hour of television taught us anything it was this: the introduction of liquor into almost any situation is a good thing, and Guadalupe left us far too soon.But before we start, my heartfelt apologies for such a late recap. The “recap of a recap” quandary had me stumped for days. As many of you may or may not know, Project Runway is a runaway hit. In fact you could say that they might even have to call it…. Project Runaway! Get it? Runway, Runaway!? Ah well, they can’t all be home runs. As I was saying, this show is a hit. And if there is one thing networks know how to do well it is to milk a hit for every penny it is worth. The six night a week Coca Cola ad that used to be American Idol being a perfect example. So what to do when your big hit show is about to finish its run, but you still want to sell an hour’s worth of commercial time? Stage a reunion show! But before you stop reading this recap let me assure you that this is no lame ass Survivor-like reunion show, or worse yet, those hour long Apprentice reunion borefests. None of that here. In fact Bravo has really perfected the whole concept of a reunion show. Step 1, bring everyone together beforehand and give them free booze. Step 2, show lots of diary clips of people badmouthing each other and watch the reactions. Step 3, spring surprises on them like bringing out jilted models with marshmallowy legs.

The show opens with a brief recap of the season so far and then a one by one introduction of every booted castmate since the beginning, in chronological order, all meeting up in a bar. I have to tell you the season has just flown by because a lot of these people I barely remember. There was the fat guy who is now not a fat guy and the cute southern gal with a lot of sass. Then there was Kristen who is now preggers. Raymundo, who could give Andrae a run for his money in the Gaylimpics. The twice rejected Daniel Franco, whose ego has been stomped on for so long it makes me worried that he will not be able to follow his bliss. The gloriously crazy Guadalupe. Marla the plagairist and Dirty Diana (we even get a brief clip of Dirty Diana in her prime). Emmett and his man tits. Zulema, who in the four months since she got booted from the show has probably showered twice. Andrae, who’s still bald and gay. Kind of a Blofeld meets Liberace. Nick, the elimination that hurt the most. Finally we have the last person eliminated, hippie granola girl Kara, who is now engaged. Man I can’t wait to see that wedding. I imagine it’ll be in the woods somewhere with lots of hemp and a shaman there to ward off daingah.

PR-02-22-06g.jpgNow that they are all liquored up nice and good they bring them to the reunion with Tim Gunn and Heidi, who has by this time given birth to the mole man baby. They do a brief “how has your life been” recap where we find out that Nick designed a dress for a woman from some show called “Desperate Housewives”. Heidi mentions that the Barbie’s from the show were very hard to get. “They sold like Bagels!” she exclaims. Oh Heidi. Hotcakes, Bagels, hey whatever, she’s German.

After that they bring out our final three finalists. Daniel, Chloe and Santino. Everyone gangs up on Santino for his shit talking, especially the oversensitive Daniel Franco. Santino handles himself pretty well. It’s all a psych-out game and doesn’t really mean anything, he says. Then we see a clip of him bitching about everyone, including a part where he asks Emmett to “eat my ass.” You aren’t gonna see that on any crappy Apprentice reunion. Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to have Carolyn invite someone to toss her salad on national TV, it’s just not something I expect to happen anytime soon. Maybe May sweeps. But I digress. Where was I? Oh yeah, Santino. He even has the gall to complain about Diana’s voice. Pot, meet Kettle. Santino’s voice is so strange every time I hear it I think it’s someone calling in a ransom demand using one of those voice box scramblers. I half expect to see Mel Gibson pop into frame screaming “Give me back my son!!”

PR-02-22-06i.jpgWhen Heidi asks the group what they think of Santino, Guadalupe screams out “I love Santino!”. Yes. Yes you do Lupe, but no as much as those five apple martinis and a half-digested tablet of thorazine that’s currently swimming in your belly. Consider this drunken outburst number one. And boy, she’s just getting warmed up. Andrae also has something to say about Santino. “It’s not true that sticks and stones hurt your bones but words can never hurt you. Words can be very hurtful”. Wow. Really Andrae? So wait, are you telling me you can’t bake 4 and 20 blackbirds in a pie?

After a few minutes of back and forth about Santino we finally get to one of the true gems of the show. Tim Gunn says he has a question from TV viewer Arian for Guadalupe to which Lupe screams out “Heyooooh Arian!” Santino wonders aloud if they have been drinking. Yes. Yes they have Santino. And it’s glorious. The question is “Did you feel that you’re elimination was fair even though Marla had plagiarized a dress Nicky Hilton wore before.” and Lupe’s response was such a perfect blend of insanity and drunkenness I present it to you now, verbatim:

“Honestly, I can only give him a personal critique. Nobody would ever know, unless they personally respond to me would know, what my personal response is. And that is of me. And personally I believe you can’t like push the boundaries and, like Johnny Cash walk the line and…”

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At this point Heidi interrupts saying she has no idea what she is talking about, thus missing the point of the entire moment. Tim Gunn tries to rephrase the question by simply asking her if she felt her elimination was fair. Lupe continues to paint her masterpiece:

“Understand that Marla has an aesthetic that I cannot duplicate. But Marla has an aesthetic that she cannot duplicate. And Arian, on national television, if you can get this, you f*cking rock, because you believe in what is true. Period.”

Tears are streaming down my face at this point as Tim interrupts her and says “this is the biggest bunch of bullshit I’ve heard in weeks.” Damn, what the hell was Tim doing a few weeks ago that outdid this?

From here we go to another high point of the episode and revisit Andrae’s runway meltdown, which you may remember from the very first episode. On the original airing it was edited down to a few minutes, but now we find out that the whole thing lasted 10 minutes. Ten amazing minutes where he cries and wails about everything from the meaning of his career to the beautiful woman that his model truly is to his lack of honey mustard sauce for the chicken Mcnuggets he had at lunch. We know it lasts this long because as they show the clips we get to see an “elapsed time” counter at the bottom of the screen. See, Bravo gets it.
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Andrae’s response to the clip is that “That is so hard to watch on just a human level.” Oh I disagree Andrae. It’s unbelievably watchable. As watchable as the next montage of Andrae’s gayest hits where we see him flying around like Tinkerbell from place to place. Kind of reminded me of this guy.

Then we have our Tim Gunn moment. We see his greatest clips telling everyone to “make it work”. We also get another series of clips seeing Santino do his Tim Gunn impression. Listening to Santino doing Tim Gunn speaking the lyrics to Nine Inch Nails’ Closer was comic genius, I have to admit.

Next up is hearing them talk about Zulema’s alter ego “Shatangi.” This of course is all a way to try and excuse the fact that Zulema was a giant bitch by saying it wasn’t her but her “alter ego.” Kinda like how my alter ego killed a hobo last night and made a suit coat from his skin. But hey it wasn’t me, it was my alter ego. From here we segue into the great model walk off of 2005. Everything gets very Oprahesque as Nick talks about how she stole his muse. Then Tarah talks about how she wasn’t happy because the word was that Rachael didn’t like Zulema’s crappy half-assed glued-on designs. What a shocker. This leads to Zulema ragging out Rachael with fingers flailing. Oh wait, I mean “Shatangi”.

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Shatangi!

Next up we get a look at all the diary interviews from the season. And of course they pick out the most outrageous ones to cause the most trouble. Everyone is trashing everyone else. And I really miss the fact that contestant Heidi left before we really got to know her as her down home southern sass was the perfect straight man (no pun intended) to all the flamboyantly gay designers. “The dude with the green hair and the yellow stuff? OK, his name’s what? Rahmundo? Rah-mun-do? Where’s he from?” See, it’s like a crazy fish out of water sitcom!

After a brief and unfunny musical montage (I’m setting a record for # of times I use that word in a recap) we go to a question to Heidi about why she scored Daniel’s lingerie lower than Santino’s frilled out train wreck. For those of you that may have missed it, this then sets up the funniest moment of the entire show for me. A true “LOL” as they say. Since describing it doesn’t really do it justice, click on Daniel below to witness it yourself;


Click to view Daniel’s PASSION!

On that note I will end this trip down memory lane. The only other thing we get is everyone’s predictions. And who cares what their predictions are? We all know Chloe is gonna walk away with it. Or maybe Daniel. But definitely not Santino.

What do you guys think?

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41 Comments

  1. 1
    bowgn
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 6:32 pm

    I’ve been waiting for days for this recap of the recap show!!! Though you did not disappoint, EdHill, I am disappointed you did not find Andrae’s incarnation of Tinkerbell to be as hilarious as I thought it was. I am glad you appreciated, and perhaps in some ways empathized with, Daniel Franco’s bliss-following, which in many ways brought me to tears (of laughter).

    Thanks for a good one!

    P.S. In light of the three finalists’ collections, I think Santino should win.

  2. 2
    Lizardqueen
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 7:08 pm

    Sometimes I groove on Santino’s voice. But sometimes he is definitely Santino “It puts the lotion in the basket” Rice. I loved this reunion show. Boozy Guadelupe was great. Heidi looked HOT and I loved “they sold like bagels.” Who has links to Project Runway does fashion week? I’ll trade you this – http://santinorice.com/uploaded_images/project-starwars.jpg

  3. 3
    The_Svan
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 7:36 pm

    You forgot to mention the most disturbing point of the show. Daniel Franco alludes to returning for Season 3….

  4. 4
    Amy1116
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 7:48 pm

    Not only did he mention a return, it also looked like he will be stalking heidi in the future.

    Did anyone watch Project Jay? His dad was classic!

  5. 5
    beanzilla
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 7:52 pm

    Nothing will ever be as disturbing as the eerie silence after Daniel Franco’s confession of love for Heidi. Holy restraining order!

  6. 6
    bfrost
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 7:56 pm

    Thank God you finally put this up. Excellent recap as usual. My personal favorite part was Nick and Santino singing the previously unreleased song about Daniel Franco (where did you go).

  7. 7
    Samynoodle
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 8:17 pm

    I really wish bravo would make a Tim Gunn “Make it work” ringtone or a “Where’s Andre” one.
    Daniel Franco haunts my dreams now…heidi’s face screamed restraining order. And the song about daniel f was great.

  8. 8
    Anistar
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 10:06 pm

    I have been reading for weeks & this is my first comment … thank you, EdHill, that was fantastic!

  9. 9
    the colster
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 12:25 am

    well EdHill, with Runway about to end, I truly hope you take over Proj Jay…or any show for that matter.

    Loopy Lupe was priceless…I’m thinking less appletinis and more hallucigenics. Homegirl was about to start petting Marla.

    Finale Photos:

    http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/FrameSet.aspx?s=ImagesSearchState%7c0%7c0%7c-1%7c28%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c1%7c%7c%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c3%7c%7cproject+runway+2006%7c-8193%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0&p=3&tag=4

  10. 10
    sg-dub
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 3:24 am

    Santino is a dick but he redeemed himself to me with his “I will eat your soul” taunt in Andrae’s face.

    Anyone who can reference Aphex Twin is a winner in my book.

  11. 11
    B-Side
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 3:31 am

    EdHill — rocking as usual. That was one of the best awkward silences ever. And since I’m one of Daniel Franco’s 3000 myspace friends, I have a whole long response by him that he posted as a bulletin. I’ll share it shortly.

  12. 12
    BethW
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 3:50 am

    I don’t like Santino very much and I definitely think he’s only got ‘shock value’ not any kind of practical creativity, but! I couldn’t stop laughing when they did the montage of his musical numbers and impressions of Tim. He was the most annoying in my opinion, but the most entertaining by far.

  13. 13
    jelodi97
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 4:59 am

    In defense of Daniel F. there was some nefarious editing going on there. Apparently that scene was not as uncomfortable as it seemed.

    There was an article with Tim Gunn in one of the gay rags where he says that Zulema was the worst of them all and he couldn’t stand her!! Take that Shatangi.

  14. 14
    Lizardqueen
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 5:42 am

    Thank you, the colster. Most of those collections were very appealing. But Daniel V., what a bore. Kara produced what looked like a strong showing. Especially for a pseudo finalist.
    Where is Project Runway the Broadway musical? Undoubtedly in the works, like my ‘Queen the musical’ idea. Always a year late and a million short.

  15. 15
    jenny10girl
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 5:49 am

    I’m STILL rooting for Santino!! :o )

  16. 16
    EdHill
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 6:43 am

    I knew from the moment I saw the Daniel “I love you� moment that it was all nefarious editing, but it was funny, which is all I care about.

    B-side has 3000 friends. Figures.

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    Leah3t
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 6:54 am

    I actually thought the musical montage was really funny, in a monster’s inc. kind of way.

    That milisecond clip of dirty diana dancing and looking seductively (?) at the camera made my night.

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    AbbyAnn
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 6:54 am

    You left out Lupe’s crowning moment–after Tim pronounced her ramblings the biggest bunch of bullshit he’d heard in weeks, she somberly said, “I agree as well.” HA! I have a feeling she started drinking even before she arrived.

    My problem with Santino’s “trash talk” justification is that much of what he said was said in private interviews/confessionals. He wasn’t trying to intimidate the opposition, he was just being mean for the sake of reality tv. The opposition didn’t even know most of what he said until the show aired, so it wasn’t part of any competitive strategy. As people pointed out with Wendy Pepper last season, in a competition based on talent and performance there’s no reason to rely on private trash talk unless you’re just trying to make yourself feel better, you’re just trying to get more air time, or that’s just the kind of person you are.

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    OD-TV
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 7:16 am

    Awesome recap! Hilarious show. I had to rewind Guadalupe several times because I just couldn’t believe it. Santino actualy gained favor with me after this show, I thought he was pretty funny. But I still can’t get over the fact that he looks as if he smells like hot garbage.

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    Jess
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 7:17 am

    OMFG, I loved the “Lighten up, it’s just faaaaaashion” dance that Santino and Andrae were doing, and of course, the “Daniel Franco, where did ya go?” song. And the NIN lyrics. Awesome shit. That stuff really turned Santino around in my book. He’s a dick, but he’s funny. And that counts for somethin’.

  21. 21
    chronic
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 7:21 am

    Damn Canadian tv, we’re about a month behind :-(

    However I have seen bits on youtube. Loved Andrae’s montage.

    As for Guadaloopy, I’m with #9 on the hallucinogenics. She was completely in another realm. But I just loved Tim Gunn’s face towards the end – he was just completely fed up.

  22. 22
    jenny10girl
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 7:24 am

    B-Side I want to be your myspace friend…! What is your url?

  23. 23
    Lady J
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 7:49 am

    I was on the downtown Q with Kara on Monday night. She’s quite…nondescript looking.

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    KatiesHole
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 8:15 am

    Based on those getty images, I think it will be between Chloe and Santino. What I saw of Daniel’s stuff looked kinda blah and boring.

    KH

  25. 25
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 8:19 am

    Great recap of a recap, EdHill! Definitely NOT phoned in and I appreciate that because this was a rich, full episode. Any chance Tim Gunn can now do ALL reunion shows? Imagine him with Randall on Apprentice 3 – “Randall, you must justify your decision to be the Sole Apprentice and also as to why you chose to pair that tie with this blazer? Yee-gads, man! Of course, there can be only one Apprentice with your sense of style!”

    Santino still kicks ass. So what if he said mean things behind people’s backs? :-P Grow up, y’all. The fashion industry is nothing more than a kindergarten playground with coke and smokes. People are nasty in that arena. Santino is not even nasty. He is just blunt, honest and FUNNY!!! Seriously, who will we remember by ProjRun3: Marla or Santino? Point made. Period.

    Not to outdo EdHill but I am posting the following link for Lizardqueen (and anyone else, obvies):

    http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2006/02/everyone_here_i.html#more (i am not able to link this up… sorry! Must revert to cut & paste)

    This is a site with a lot of screencaps and mp3 snippets. Check out the comments section where you can read Daniel Franco’s entire response to his “I Love You” proclamation. You don’t even need to become one of his 3000 friends to read it. (Oh, B-Side, you shameless hussy! Are you really a friend of Danny F’s? Really? Me thinks you are merely there to ride his bliss.)

    One last thing… was anyone else surprised that Daniel F is STRAIGHT?!?! I was as shocked as Ra-mon… Ray-muhn… what’s his name?

    Santino will go all the way!!!

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    Tree
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 9:28 am

    EdHill, your recaps are the reason why I started watching Project Runway in the first place. Hope that’s not creepy.

    I have to agree with subgenre. Santino is awesome. I personally hate his designs, but on personality alone I kind of wish I knew him in real life. And Daniel Franco straight is pretty much one of he funniest things I’ve heard in a long time.

  27. 27
    holyterror
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 11:36 am

    Svan: I think Daniel should return every season, like Kenny getting killed every episode. We can run a lottery on how many rounds he’ll complete — given the choice of 1-4.

    I don’t believe he made yet another skeevy pass at Heidi — and in THAT outfit.

    PLEEEEZE print his MYSpace tirade!!!!

  28. 28
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 12:46 pm

    Happy March 1st and thanks for the recap! I kind of don’t like recap shows, but I got through this one. Though Santino can be funny, I found him so back to his “f you all” attitude.

    I agree on the final fashions though, Daniel, ho-hum, I’m thinking Chloe will take it! Santino was a surprise, but I’d like for him to not win–maybe he can be the returner next year.

    I could believe that Daniel F is straight, if I thought he could get within a mile of some naked female anatomy . . . I swear I’m straighter than he is–and the Heidi crush, way to make it seem like he’s straight by going for the impossible. (can you believe, I thought those scars on Seal were on purpose . . . I had no idea they were from acne . . . how dense, I know!)

    I’m on my space too, under my real name of Darien . . . feel free to look me up and be my friend! ( ; ) ‘s to Jenny!!!! I still love you even if you do root for Santino . . . he could do it!!!!)

    And thanks subgenre for the link–I liked it too!

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    jenny10girl
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    LOL Thanks juddfan…I love you too…!!

  30. 30
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    ooops, and Shatangi!–isn’t that a pet word for you know what! (speaking of female anatomy!)

  31. 31
    Lizardqueen
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 1:30 pm

    Not to be a stickler but… Seal’s facial scars are from Lupus that occurred as a youngster. It’s a disease that attacks the immune system and manifests in a variety of nasty ways. I’m sure there is TONS of info on the web. When Seal first came on the scene I remember hearing the scars were the result of some tribal initiation, mystical voodoo rites or something. Lo and behold the dude is from England.

  32. 32
    Laurie
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 1:43 pm

    I thought the muscial montage was hysterical personally.

    Zulema clearly heard all the talk about her not showering, because the girl clearly took a hot comb to her hair before coming on the show.

  33. 33
    Lizardqueen
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    Regarding Shetangi: Does Zulema really need a bitchy, self centered, scary, aggressive, alter ego? Where’s the alter? She seems like an assault in the first degree waiting to happen. Can you imagine meeting your new roommate, taking all the closet space, and telling them off when they asked for a bit of room in it? There are some Survivor parallels here. And Marla was Melinda…with less talent. I would’ve taken all Zulema’s stuff and let Santino defecate on it. Take that Shetangled Beeotch!

  34. 34
    livemusicjunkie
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    Daniel Franco’s Myspace post:

    From: Daniel Franco

    Date: February 23, 2006 at 9:35 p.m.

    Subject: Heidi and D sitting in a tree…

    This is probably not worth writing about, however…

    I am trying to just laugh off the akward editing-gag-gone-lame between Me and the Lovely Heidi Klum “I Love you” train wreck moment but….

    As a man who believes in priciples & honor, I must let it be known that I would never ever approach a happily married woman with any akward intentions at all. It does not match up one bit with my ethics.

    When I said “I Love You Heidi..” It was because she said something incredibly complimentary about my lingerie collection, not shown on the special, and I meant it as a great term of affection, respect and admiration. She said something that was to me, a great validation of my work. ( confidentiality agreemeant kicks in now)

    Heidi Klum created Project Runway, an amazing forum for fashion designers. So I consider her a “patron saint of the arts”. I meant ” I Love you Heidi”, as a…Thank you and I look up to you, for the opportunites she created for all of the artists on the show.

    I think the producers wanted a good laugh like the one in the Lingerie episode during the presentation of our groups to Heidi. Remember the 70′s guitar in the background as I say” I want to show you something beautiful “? But this time the editing was rushed, they got this episode out in 2 weeks…amazing actually. As compared to 6 moths for the Lingerie episode.

    So, there it is…my official response to that.

    By the way I LOVE ALL OF YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!! With No akward editing in sight!

    ; )

    d

  35. 35
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 2:08 pm

    Thanks for the correction, LQ, I’ve clearly been a victim of heresay, first with the tribal, then with the acne . . .when all along . . . whodda thunk!? Despite the scars though, he’s got something sexy about him, and I’m sure that baby will be a babe!

    guess you can’t believe all you hear, eh!?

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    Miranda
    Posted March 2, 2006 at 12:21 am

    I also was a fan of the musical montage. I liked it when Santino and Nick got along. Yeah, I’m a softie, so what? I haven’t checked out the collections yet because I want it to be a surprise. I’m rooting for either Chloe or Santino because I liked alot of their designs. Also because really, I think that Daniel V. is boring and usually makes boring clothes. Nina and Micheal Kors creamed their panties everytime they saw Daniel.
    Daniel F., I knew he was weird, but the “I love you, Heidi,” was just strange. Heidi about started laughing. How cute was Heidi when she acted like she was going to box Santino. Gah, was there, is there a cuter pregnant woman on this earth.
    I really hope that Nina isn’t a judge next year. Hopefully, Santino scared her away. I just can’t stand it when she gnashes her long ass teef. She’s one of the unfunny smartasses. Not a TVgasm smartass, like when our stupid president tries to be funny. I bet W and Nina would get along smashingly.

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    Aries
    Posted March 3, 2006 at 12:36 am

    I’m so glad EdHill and other posters have called out Zulema for the Shatangi BS. I didn’t think this episode was particularly interesting except for the Lupe rant. But after watching last night’s episode and gaining more insight into the designers, Santino especially, it made the Shatangi nonsense seem even more shallow. Without giving anything away, I now realize a lot of Santino’s behavior is a defense mechanism, i.e. attack or insult others before he himself is attacked or insulted. Zulema just seems to be mean because of an overinflated ego. Maybe if the show had visited her home town and introduced her family, maybe we’d gain a similar sympathetic insight into her character like we did Santino. But somehow I doubt it. Someone who doesn’t share closet space and offers as an explanation “I don’t share” is selfish and immature. A visit to Zulema’s home town probably would just confirm that.

  38. 38
    Posted March 3, 2006 at 10:00 am

    BTW — the whole Project Runway cast will be on that CNBC Donnie Deutch show on Monday (The Big Deal? The Big Picture — whatever its called).

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    Lizardqueen
    Posted March 3, 2006 at 10:31 am

    It’s called The Big Annoyance. Nice, but so close to that show “Jim Rome is the Most Annoying Blowharded Asswipe on Planet Earth”, over on ESPN.

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    Tati
    Posted March 3, 2006 at 11:06 am

    am in complete agreement w/those of u who’ve said that Zulema’s Shatangi stuff is a bunch of BS, it really is, she’s simply a nasty person w/ poor social skills. There’s no excuse for ‘not sharing’ something that is barely yours (such as a closet in a temporary living space), that’s just poor etiquette. As i recall from the premiere episode, she spoke of being the oldest of 8 (or was it 6?) siblings —she must’ve been a HELL of a sister to live w/!

    re) Lupe—yikes, some1 cut her off!! watching ths episode 4 the 2nd time the other nite, i really winced at watchin her, it was just embarassing 2 watch her ramble on —the other castmembers seemed taken aback as well.

    enjoyed watchin Andrae in ths episode, as well as Raymundo (loved his DF comment!)

    Santino came across as a bit of a bully w/ all those comments abt e’1.

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    anonym.
    Posted March 4, 2006 at 7:14 pm

    ah, i love how project runway is being shown 24/7 on bravo..thank god they finally realized to show programs we actually want to watch, instead of showing us those boring hags on queer eye for the straight guy

    by the way, what is up with santino’s miniature cowboy caps? he looks a bit like feifel in “feifel goes west” (or whatever that movie was called), no?

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