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As much as I care about how fantastic your weekends were, I care so much more about this Manna from Recapper Heaven episode, so here we go!
Last time on Project Runway, we forced all the designers into two teams for a collection challenge and learned: Elena is a wild animal who cannot function in a group setting, Skunk is not Liz Taylor, Dmitry is HILARIOUS and Blorpheus is a One Way Monkey.
Anyway, Squiggy finally got Das Boot the Second Reckoning and little sleeper Tara Reid finally won a challenge for designing a dress a lot of people said looks like a condom.
On to this week, where the fun gets real! At the apartment we see that Sonjia is chomping at the bit to get rid of some “silk chiffonies” and get the girl/guy ratio evened out. I hate to break it to her but with Dreads and Elena hanging around I’m not sure how many actual girls are present.
Dmitry feels he really needs a win instead of floating in the middle and Blorpheus proves he is just as annoying in the house as in the workroom by trying to rape a masked and unsuspecting Christopher.
For a change of pace, Heidi actually tells them something useful at the runway meetup; they have to design for a new client and then she reveals a whole lineup of nobodies! The designers are shocked! but just kidding, these nobodies aren’t their clients! It’s some other group of nobodies who are friends with these people!
The cast is not thrilled and Dmitry asks jokingly if they have a choice on this challenge. Yes, Dmitry, the choice is to be an asshole or a decent human being, let’s see who goes with which! <Spoiler alert: Blorpheus is an asshole!>
Tim Gunn meets them to let them they have been randomly assigned the clients who have een signed up for a makeover by a loved one. Also we learn that L’Oreal is taking a bigger part in this challenge and will provide a hair and makeup total make-over to assist with the transformation of schlub to diva.
Sonjia has a sister duo where the girly glamourpuss sister wants her field-hockey tomboy sister to wear a dress and do something with her hair. The sister in need is a social worker and a giving soul, so we have a human interest angle to feel she deserves having her appearance criticized on TV. Little Ms. Social Worker voices her insecurities about her body shape and having trouble finding clothes that fit her well. She is very pretty with beautiful skin and I think our sweet sensitive Sonjia should be able to hit this out of the park.