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Kors feels the front braiding is prom-esque and says that wearing tight clothes is appropriate for this little hell-cat but that NO ONE should wear tight satin.
The judges chew over the options and then call everyone back. Unibrow wins and his reaction is gracious and humble. Skunk also takes his number two slot well. Dmitry is in of course and I’m sure he is grinding his perfectionist Russian teeth at having the win slip through his hands yet again.
Now for the twist, Heidi says one or more of the bottom three will be going home. Double elimination!??! First she kisses Urkel goodbye and he shows more personality in his ten second exit interview than in the entire season. Urkel tears up and says he takes pride in making people feel confident so I think this really disappointed him. He is the best loser yet saying he is the one who deserved to go.
“You do know that being classy is free, right?”
Sonjia is dismissed as safe and we are down to a lonely Blorpheus facing the firing squad. Heidi lectures him but then reassures him that he will remain. With a dark stain spreading across he back of his trousers he trundles off to the backroom to face the confusion.
Blorpheus explains that his failure to connect with and appreciate the beauty of the client really earned him a spot on the bottom and he really feels like he grew as a designer and also a person because of this experience. Only kidding, he says he didn’t deserve to be the last man standing because there were a lot of “weak looks”.
Personally I don’t totally disagree with the final results this episode. From a feel-good stance I wanted Skunk to win; he seemed to have a more challenging model and really made her feel and look great. From a purely selfish perspective, I don’t care and won’t miss Urkel (although he pulled out a classy exit), and am glad Blorpheus was punished but will be around to provide a focal point for my simmering snark for at least another week.
Coming up next week we have lots of women breaking down and crying, Blorpheus acting like an asshole and Kors criticizing someone for designing a field hockey uniform. Hmmmm, I
shoudlerpad wonder who that might be!??! This week was a gold mine so I’m hoping for the momentum to stay high! Please tune in!
Also I would like to ask everyone to take a moment to let me know what delicious and possibly viscous material you would like to drench either Tim Gunn and/or Dmitry in during my fan fantasy hot tub party of debauchery. Hint: there are no wrong answers, MrWallace himself suggests Fluffernutter. How impractical.