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Elena gets a pair of friends who have no heart-warming backstory (that we hear anyway), and basically the wardrobe challenged Jenna is a color-addicted, clown-dressing, bad taste machine. Based on what she wore to the design meeting she could definitely use a garment that is both age and body appropriate. If the main complaint here is a lack of sophistication I think Elena has just the shoulder pads to fix that!
Christopher has a pair of hot lesbians that we barely get a glimpse of. The “challenged” one is only slightly larger than a typical model and doesn’t seem to have any major style issues. So basically he got an easy one, let’s see if he can find a reason to whine anyway!
Now we have the peach of the episode. Blorpheus and his model. When he sits down and asks who he is designing for, the decidedly less put together and slightly larger of the two ladies raises her hand and you can see the disappointment in his body language as he heavily drops his heft into a chair to contemplate this new version of hell. His model is definitely plain and addicted to jeans and old tee shirts and her trendier coworker would like to see a more tailored professional look. She isn’t a huge lady and definitely has curves and a defined figure that can be worked with. Blorph finds out she has a son and behaves very kindly, but his talking head reveals that he is totally disappointed. The dimensions of her waist and hips are overwhelming him and I am starting to wonder who picks out his clothes and has to face the horror of his particular dimensions.
I can’t tell if she went sans makeup to ensure the reveal would be more dramatic or if that is her everyday look, but she is pretty and reminds me of the lady from Miami Rhapsody (hilarious lingerie-buying sister) and also Entourage (not funny lingerie ogling man-children):
Do you see it??
Dmitry lucks out with the “She’s All That” challenge. His model is waifish and undemanding and her biggest issue is she has
glasses and a pontytail! a chipclip in her hair! Dmitry is excited because he can definitely utilize his ballroom background to add some glamour to this dowdy Debbie.
Dreads seems to also have a small pretty lady whose only criteria that we hear is she wants something that will make women want to bang her and men want to stalk her and eventually force a murder-suicide standoff. Or something like that.