At S&Mood, Unibrow is looking for Four Shades of Grey (Cliff’s Notes version), and Dmirtry wants some heavy duty metal zippers. Safe word is One Way Monkey. It’s not all fun and games though as Blorpheus blubbers and burbles that life is SO unfair and he
is such has such a big fat fatty that nothing will ever look good on. Dmitry seems to really embrace the challenge and feel a responsibility to design for and around his lady’s actual life and needs. We love you Dmitry, we really love you.
“I’d like to thank
the Academy One Way Monkey”
In the workroom everyone is down to business and Urkel is troubled by the requested design and his own sense that this garment is Not Right. Although I continue in the Flipit tradition of ignoring the hair and makeup filler, this one is a little more intensive with cuts and color consultations and there is a shining moment when the stylist admits that “nothing is hotter than red”. Ya damn right. Also the friend of the brand new redhead reminds me of a younger hipper version of my favorite designer, the redheaded Laura. Ginger is the best
Also the little asian who wants to be a Real Boy has her ponytail cut off. While that seems a less feminizing choice at first, I realize it keeps her from constantly wearing it in a ponytail and actually having a hairstyle so totally the right choice. Well done, Unibrow! Someone with that much hair sprouting from so many places should know a thing or two about this. Plus now he has a new accessory for next week’s necklace!
Step aside Rope Necklace
The designers are hard at work and of course they only have a short time to finish their garments just to really be sure these real women lumpy dumps look as bad as possible. Spirits are pretty high in the workroom though and this challenge has made many of the designers reflect on their families and the times they designed clothes for their normal-sized moms and sisters. I happen to find this endearing.
We knew his background was ballroom, but the rest of the designers just learn that about Dmitry to their delight. We all learn he has a brother in professional hockey and they are not close. Sounds like a traditional Russian family to me! Maybe next time he will mention his gymnast and ballerina sisters!
“They were disowned for defecting to Cirque Du Soleil”
We learn Skunk has a brother that he became close to after joining the military. The brother that is, Skunk would not do so well in basic training I fear.
“What? I’m totally ready to invade a Scottish gay club!”
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