Unibrow sneaks off to Skype with his boyfriend during the share-fest. I don’t know how homeless people get Skype accounts but I guess since it is a free service it doesn’t interfere with his mission statement. His boyfriend is obviously like-minded and lives in a storage unit. He communicates via a Skype account streaming over the CCTV security cameras at EZ-Store.
“It’s so cold here”
Oh and in case anyone forgot his life sucks, Blorpheus throws out that it isn’t fair that some designers got models that were basically model-sized and he got a model that is basically Blorpheus-sized.
“Daddy, I want a thin model!”
When Tim Gunn comes in his reactions are mostly positive. He encourages some to think very hard about proportion and that makes me remember the short-lived show he had where he helped these exact kind of clients build a flattering wardrobe. He had a great little program that would flatteringly! render the person’s body and show where skirt, blouse etc should fall on their frame. Man, I love Tim Gunn.
During this segment, Blorpheus tells us that Skunk is not up to par and needs to take time to develop his skills and find a point of view. So, he’s either a great designer who totally deserves to judge others, or he saw when Skunk was on the show before and was told that very thing when he was sent home.
Bouyant but not clairvoyant!
When Tim makes it over to Blorph, the latter finds this an excellent opportunity to unload his Fat Girl Woes. Also he complains about being assigned a heavier client. Tim is curious just how much the floor shakes when this elephant trundles through the room, anyway? He limits his question though to the size of Blorph’s client.
Blorph says a number of extremely rude things in a conspiratorial tone about her being something insane like a size 14 and having “no shape” and being not at all “fashion forward”, with no style to speak of. Tim does not take the bait since he is not a bottom feeding people hater and says that a size 14 is “on the cusp” (presumably of plus size?), and also wonders if Blorpheus is urging her along into being more fashion forward. I’m pretty sure that is the point of the challenge.
“So you want the reservation under ‘Not Fucking Getting it, Table for One’?”
The rest of the workroom hear everything and are unanimously disgusted. I think the love-fest where everyone was thinking of their non-model mommies and dear little sisters has put everyone in a protective mood over their lumpy little charges. Unibrow interviews that Blorph has a beautiful curvy model and he is really showing himself to be a bad designer. Basically Unibrow wouldn’t go through Blorph’s trash if he was on fire and only a twinkie wrapper could put him out. Even foaming at the mouth Elena says she has lost respect for Blorph.
“Holy shit, were you not raised by wolves?!?”
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