Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Reunion Pt. 1

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By L Boogie | Tuesday, April 17, 2012 | 2:41 pm | 21 Comments
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I just got home from a church service in which the preacher referenced RHOA. He didn’t have to say much. He simply said that he knew what ladies watched and made a gesture that we all recognized as Redickulous swinging his penis around like a windmill. I have quite literally seen it all. I also saw five women shriek like banshees for an hour and I actually enjoyed it.

Andy starts by greeting each of the women and gets in the first dig of the night when he asks if Sheree is wearing She by Sheree. She says no and that it’s coming soon. That was a season 1 storyline. How is it that Sheree’s story never changes? Child support, clothing line, eviction. Lather, rinse, repeat. It amazes me that this woman has not been able to turn her fair amount of fame into a productive business. I read somewhere that she is not so bright. I always thought she was just lazy but I’m starting to believe the former to be true.

Andy mentions that the women all seem to be label obsessed and Nene denies it saying that clothes don’t define her. She says this right after we see her (and others) wear, open and mention several high end names in a video montage.

Andy: I draw the line at blatant untruths.
Nene: And I’ll just step over it in my Louboutins.

Next is Kandi’s sex obsession. Phaedra and Kim enjoy Kandi’s line of pleasure items. Kandi clarifies that her mother was only upset at Redickulous because straight men were there. We all know what a tough life straight men lead. Good thing someone was there to fight for their rights.

Kandi: My mother still thinks there are straight men in Atlanta and you better not tell her any different.

Of course they want to know why Nene left the party and she says that she left because she’s not into sex toys. I have to say that she and Sheree have been consistent in that for as long as I can recall. They were both least likely to talk about sex and maybe even Kim. Andy digs deeper; Nene says that growth is a good thing and she doesn’t want to hang out with 40 year old gossiping women…much like the reunion she’s filming at the moment I suppose. Nene probably fulfilled her filming obligation and wanted to leave that night anyway. In case you haven’t figured it out, she doesn’t want to be vibrated and doesn’t want a deald-o.

Kandi feels judged and her rebuttal is that Nene stripped and had her ass in people’s faces. Nene says that she was in her twenties and she’s grown since then. I think that Kandi has to understand that selling sex toys isn’t exactly mainstream and there will be some people who are uncomfortable with it. Should Nene have gone to the party and acted the way she did? No, but then we wouldn’t have had anything remotely worth talking about last episode. Also, Kim made the comment last episode that it was clearly a “Kandi party” which sounded judgmental but accurate.

“I don’t care if I’m blindfolded and pressed up against the window of Bergdorf. I don’t want a deal-do up my ass TODAY!”

Kandi is dating a Bravo production guy named Todd. They got to know each other in South Africa and have been together ever since. I’d been hearing cameraman so I’m wondering if Andy gave him a promotion. I’m also wondering if Todd was the guy playing the medicine man who told Sheree she was too old to get remarried. Phaedra somewhat orchestrated the relationship but I think she did that to get on Kandi’s spinoff special: I Fly Above the Wedding.

“I look forward to handling the divorce.”

Speaking of love, we move on to Kim’s scene. It’s always funny to see Sheree so excited for Kim’s engagement but not so much for her daughter’s. Then again, I can’t say that I would’ve co-signed that mess either. Andy immediately lays into Kim and says he’s worried that she’s blowing through money, specifically Kroy’s. Even I can’t agree with that. I don’t know what else Kim does, but I know she makes a decent amount of money and has hocked enough  Big Poppa presents to buy Sheree’s whole family mattresses. Kim states that she made more than Kroy last year and they know that this won’t last forever.

Much like lip injections.

Andy questions Kim’s alternative lifestyle and says she did things out of order, baby then marriage. He asks if she’d be less of a slut if she could do it again and she says no. He asks about her ability to abstain from cigarettes and alcohol while pregnant, since she is again, and she claims she never picked those habits up again anyway. Everyone exchanges knowing glances plus we just saw a commercial for the wedding special in which she was sneaking off for a cigarette. I think they semi-ratted her out during last year’s reunion. Kim shares that one of she and Kroy’s big purchases was a boat. I suppose they need it in case their plan to use their 23 nannies, assistants, hairdressers and ass wipers as floatation devices fails. The boat says “Ask, Believe, Receive” on the back.

“I asked really hard for a man that would believe I was on birth control and received 20 years of financial support. Dream big.”

Kim explains that she needed a nanny because her two kids were going to new schools, for which she wanted Sweetie to get them registered, and she took care of KJ for a whole 2 1/2 months by herself, with her parents and Sweetie’s help. And where is Sweetie you ask? They’re still friends. She even went to Brielle’s birthday party. Just a few months ago she was supposedly a verbally abusive assistant; now she’s like an absentee father making a once a year court ordered experience. Mazel.

Andy asks about Kim moving another man’s furniture into their home and she claims that she had Versace china before Big Poppa and she never took his furniture into her marital home. Andy thankfully reminds her of the scene we all saw in which she stated that she had stuff from Big Poppa in storage and she was putting it in the moving van. She claims it may have been a vase that she referred to. I’m still wondering how a single mother, raising two girls on what I presume to be a nurse’s income could afford Versace china? Bottom line, if it wasn’t from her first husband, second husband, or a lesbian DJ, someone else still paid for that china.

It’s Sheree’s turn. She’s still on this child support kick. Bob still has not paid and she’s crying like a woman who refuses to work and spend her money wisely.  Either she’s really upset or she got a Groupon for the Larry Storch School of Acting. Sheree felt that Phaedra didn’t take her case seriously. Phaedra said that it was so serious, she brought in another attorney off camera to sit with her and Sheree. This, by the way, is not an uncommon procedure at all among professionals. Since Sheree has yet to work, she doesn’t realize this and feels that Phaedra was not familiar with family law and had to call in backup. Phaedra muses…what does Sheree think she did for Bobby Brown all of those years. Sheree responds “I don’t know what you did…” Remember that as it will be her line of reasoning for the entire night. Anytime someone asks her something she says that she doesn’t know or doesn’t care. I imagine she’s rehearsed that line well when speaking to bill collectors.

Sheree slickly mentions that she doesn’t walk around with $5000 in her purse while taking money in alleyways, a reference to Phaedra taking money in a parking lot from an obvious criminal. I don’t think anyone is surprised to hear that Sheree doesn’t walk around with $5000. If she’d said 5000 soda cans and bottles in a shopping cart, I’m with it. Phaedra gets Sheree to admit that even with a new attorney, Sheree’s case is still in the exact same place. Sheree blames the court system because it’s always the fault of someone else. Phaedra declares Sheree the queen of throwing people under the bus. And this is why we need Phaedra. She gets into just enough drama to stay relevant, handles it calmly enough to be credible and throws in a good amount of ridiculousness to make us laugh.

Sheree: You’re unprofessional in 8 different languages especially Spanish by Spanishee.
Phaedra: I’m also gon’ let you wear the crown of making up businesses that don’t exist.
Sheree: Who gon’ check my Rosetta Stone, boo?

Next question is why Sheree is throwing away money on a ballroom  etc… when her kids are sleeping on air mattresses. First, that is a dog pillow not a mattress. Allegedly. I think it’s strange that when Marlo and Sheree had their argument in South Africa that Marlo referenced her kids not having a mattress. Where would she have gotten that information??? Sheree stutters through an explanation on the chateau’s delay that includes some guy, not even a contractor, misappropriating funds and subsequently getting fired. My guess is he wanted funds and Sheree thought that was inappropriate. There is a new contractor on the project and Sheree promises that Andy will be the first one over for tea. He openly laughs at her. I love it when even he can’t maintain the charade.

If Sheree has in fact been fired, you think it’s because they have a semblance of a conscience at Bravo and don’t want to see her humiliated further? I know that she hasn’t had much of a legit story over the years, but dammit! Sheree has provided countless catchphrases, laughs at her expense and awe at her complete lack of self-awareness. I just saw online that her house frame has been put up but it looks like a light breeze could ruin it all. Maybe that’s her story she’s pitching to Bravo. A very precise tornado struck her chateau frame and she’s filing for FEMA funds which Phaedra will totally mess up for her when it’s signed with drawings of donkey booties.


“I look forward to handling the foreclosure.”

When Andy asks what Phaedra saw at the chateau site, Phaedra responds dirt ….and grass. I love that she took a pause to fully encapsulate the wonder that is the chateau. Sheree mentions that there is a No Trespassing sign posted.  Love it! Love it! Of all the things she could have said, she chose that. Andy says that Nene disparaged Sheree’s place on Twitter. Nene clarifies that she called it Neverland on Twitter. Not only did Nene stand by what she said, she even corrected Andy so he got the insult right. I can respect a housewife who actually stands behind what she says rather than backpedaling i.e. the infamous “it was a joke” line that so many like to use. Sheree questions why Nene is posting things about her place anyway and Nene says that she saw it on TV. Sheree says that Nene will just have to come visit. Why oh why did Sheree set herself up for that one? Nene immediately asks what’s she gonna visit? Sticks? Hence, why I can still stomach her presence. She makes me cringe half the time but the other half I’m still cracking up.

Nene is asked about her teeth and she denies getting them done for free. She has veneers which is obvious to anyone, Stevie Wonder included. I’ve been analyzing this whole situation and I think that one reason I’m not so anti-Nene is because she’s clearly an insecure person. Since Season 1, she’s been mocked for her physical appearance and she consistently changes it. From the time Sheree made the comment about her teeth earlier this season, it’s clear that she went back and had an adjustment. She did her nose twice, and seemingly took all of the weave out of her hair after Kim called her on that. It doesn’t excuse her bad behavior at all but there’s a part of me that feels kind of bad for someone this insecure.

Nene, in reference to Trump checks, says that she got a fee for Celebrity Apprentice but it had nothing to do with her rich comment. I never thought Nene was solely referring to appearing on Celebrity Apprentice but to the show and the connections that she made i.e. her new restaurant and additional appearances from being on the show. Nene explains her “very rich” comment and somehow threw in that Sheree needs a tooth bleaching. Sheree says that her teeth need to be trimmed down. Then they create a very catchy club hit entitled “Fix ya body, Fix ya face”. It is unbelievable that grown women behave this way but I am so glad they do. It makes my heart do cartwheels in amazement.

Nene asks Sheree, “What’s your status at the bank?” Sheree as usual follows up with and “I don’t care/it doesn’t matter” comment. It just devolves into craziness. Sheree brings up the fact that her kids aren’t shoplifting at Walmart but that’s a technicality. I’d bet between sleeping on dog pillows and being forced to eat receipt sandwiches out of mommy’s Birkin bags, her kids don’t have the energy to walk to a Walmart.

Sheree claims that the issue has relevance because her kids are a reflection of her. No, Sheree got lucky as hell that her kids are not a reflection of her. If I recall, Sheree was arrested for shoplifting twice and for a hit and run in her late teens/early twenties. There is no way Nene could have forgotten that so I wonder why she didn’t bring it up. That’s unusually decent. Nene lets Sheree know that even celebrities shoplift and get in trouble so it has nothing to do with being rich. She says no parent wants anything but the best for their kids AND Brice is an adult. She wants to leave the kids out of it and Kim claims that Nene talks about her kids all of the time on Twitter saying that she has 3 kids and 3 different fathers. Technically it’s about Kim’s magical vag but it could be about the kids too. I think it’s more humiliating to go to school after the entire country knows that your mom is with a married man, can’t spell “kat,” can’t sing, had a lesbian affair, curses like a sailor and encourages them to look at her new man’s butt. That’s just me though.

Kandi is asked about her “snitching” on her Miami trip with Nene and Cynthia. Kandi claims that, get ready for it…drum roll please….it was just a joke. Here we go…Cynthia jumps in and says that Kandi seemed like an instigator. When I watch it again, I realize that Kandi wasn’t really talking negatively, and I hate to say it, but it was probably just a joke. Unfortunately, her joke was in the midst of Kim and Sheree saying nasty things about Nene so it seemed like she was joining in with them. Kim jumps in and randomly says that probably Kandi has the most money out of all of them and doesn’t talk about it. Nene asks how would they know that and Kim says that it’s because Kandi has been in the business a long time. No, it’s because she went to celebritynetworth.com to find out if she could treat Kandi like Sweetie or not. Nene quickly points out that many people from back in the day are broke now and Kandi totally takes the bait and says that she’s not one of them. Kandi mentions that she’s always applauded Nene for making the most of her opportunities unlike some people.

Andy asks if the ladies think Nene has changed. Cynthia says she looks better and is making a good transition. Phaedra did congratulate Nene on the show but doesn’t know if Nene changed because there’s so much division between them. Nene comments that she has a platform and refuses to use it to do nothing in  clear reference to the Sherees of the world and Kim suddenly mentions that Nene mocks her rented house. Kim manages to get in that the house was rented because Kroy was a free agent but now they are closing on it. When I tried to watch this again online, there were two parts mentioned. First was Nene living in a house that was under Lisa Wu’s name. Lisa disputed that on some radio show and Twitter. They also seemed to cut out the part in which Nene told Kim to stay off of her timeline. Even Andy Lol’d at that one. And yes, Nene talks over everyone too much. If her points are valid, she should just let Kim say what she wants and then prove them wrong afterwards. And is it just me or is Kandi’s voice like nails on a chalkboard? I like her but her voice is not suited for arguments at all.

On Thursday, it looks to be one big eye roll. Peter and Mal’s issues, Marlo calls Kim a whore and Black Baby Gate somehow resurfaces. What did you think of Part 1. I laughed til I woke the Black baby upstairs. The women are at their best when they’re forced to be in each other’s presence, right? Thanks for watching, reading and commenting!

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21 Comments

  1. 1
    MrsMiaWallace
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    OOh I love it when recappers do the reunion shows!

    I agree with Andy about Kim. I know she is doing well with the shows and of course Kroy makes good money but they seem to be living rather lavishly and quite frankly neither of those two streams of income are going to exist in five years. 78% of football players go bankrupt within two years of retirement. And Kim does not seem to skimp on anything so I am there with Andy in thinking this will go the way of the Lisa Wu-Hartwells of the world…

    I was annoyed at how attacked Kandi was about the “All I know is she is very rich” comment. I remember on when it happened in the season and it was absolutely a mild joke meant to sidestep the request for her to dish and gossip and bash Nene. I feel like she was unfairly critiqued.

    Nene is frustrating and big in her britches but she does come out with good stuff. And the way she pronounces dildo is hilarious. I understand and respect her position but she came out of the gate swinging on that one. I’ve never heard someone more angrily and defensively try to state “I am happy for you and wish you success but that isn’t for me”.

    Oh Sheree. I had no clue about her past and can’t believe that didn’t come up! According to gossip her husband paid her around $400k when they first split and she was supposed to sell the ~$1M house and divide the proceeds. Basically it was an advance so she could feed the kids etc. Well she ran through that money and didn’t make house payments and went to foreclosure. So basically she owes him $400k and is just now breaking even with the years of support he has refused her. THAT is why she is reluctant to sue him and why he is nonchalant about paying her a dime.

    Can’t wait for the next two parts of the train wreck and your recaps L boogie!

  2. 2
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    @L-Boogie, please correct me if I am wrong, Lisa Wu was a real estate agent when she was on the show. So, I thought that she was the agent tasked with selling the home, not that the home was in her name.

    I would also miss Sheree if she left at the end of this season, because her level of delusion and her level of entitlement are out of control. I think she is tasked with being the shit-stirrer, considering that her storyline was continuing Black BabyGate this year. I mean, after the rivalry with Lisa over their dueling shitty clothing lines in Season 2 and her dating the fake doctor last season, Sheree hasn’t carried a story on this show that has been worth a damn. It’s her getting into Marlo’s face and Nene’s face that makes her relevant, because the other Smalls refuse to.

    I was surprised to find out that Kandi’s sex toy was priced at $129. Has anyone bought one? Since Freaky Phaedra provided a “testimoanial,” I’m going to take her word that it actually meets its goals. I kind of got annoyed with Nene calling it a dildo, when Kandi was selling various vibrators. Get thee to a sex shop, Uptight Bitch. But she’s probably too rich for shit like that.

  3. 3
    Blissful
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    While Nene makes several good points, the fact remains that she has acted all holier-than-thou towards the other women, particularly Kandi. I sat there and watched her roll her eyes and making obnoxious head movements when the other women were talking and it was wholly unnecessary, often the women were just elaborating on completely non-confrontational matters about their life and answering questions their host asked. What Nene, can these women not have lives or interests (apparently not outside of the topic of Nene, but than she’s always complaining when her name does come off. Kandi’s right: what a “victim”)? And yes, I too would have been uncomfortable at Kandi’s party, or during many of her sex discussions, but I would have handled it like an ADULT. If she is so sick of these women, then leave. Stop accepting Bravo’s paychecks and quit the show. She’s supposed to be so in demand anyway. Good bye! I’m so tired of Nene having such a stank face all the time, talking about how she doesn’t care about what the other women think of her (then stop talking about them behind their back, or yelling over them, you don’t care, right?). Phaedra and Kandi have both congratulated her on her success, so obviously they aren’t jealous (and yes, Kandi is VERY rich, bitch).

    Kim is getting on my nerves too with her “lady of the manor” schtick. Puh-leeze. She isn’t some great entrepreneur. She’s an ex-mistress to a (formerly) wealthy sugar daddy. She’s vulgar, crass, and lazy. Can’t wait to watch Marlo take her down for her hypocrisy. I don’t begrudge Nene for her past. It was an honest living, and I don’t doubt she worked hard to support her family (before meeting Gregg). Kim messes with married men, then lucks out and gets knocked up by a professional football player. She’s burning through his money fast. She has the nerve to act like she’s so put out and hard working. What a slap in the face to stay-at-home moms everywhere. So Kim can leave with Nene.

    I hope Marlo doesn’t become a permanent fixture to the series. Her violent history and volatile behavior scares me. I just hope Nene doesn’t cross her (though she could probably handle herself). And of course, I still haven’t forgiven her for the f word. She meant that as an insult, and she has some nerve being the gutter trash ho she is.

    The only people I enjoy on this show are Cynthia, Kandi, and Phaedra. I couldn’t care less about Sheree.

  4. 4
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 3:54 am

    Yes! Khandi’s voice drives me insane. She does that “too hip to enunciate”thing. When Miss Andy put her on the spot about banging the producer/cameraman/craft cart refiller, she was swallowing her words and you could barely understand her. I’m not particularly offended by sex toys, but of course, Bravo has to exaggerate everything until deal-dos are Khandi’s whole existence.

    “Nene says that she was in her twenties and she’s grown since then.” Rim shot!

    So now nobody can say “rich” without immediately following it up with “bitch”? Thanks for keepin’ that one alive, Andy.

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    NatPatBen NatPatBen
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 10:08 am

    I would have had no idea who Larry Storch is had I not JUST finished reading “Secret Daughter: A Mixed Race Daughter and the Mother Who Gave Her Away” written by his step-daughter June Cross.

  6. 6
    NameofState
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Sheree always seems to have such bad luck with other professionals, doesn’t she? Party planners, contractors, sewers for She by Sheree clothing….I’m wondering if she is truly too stupid to check someone out before hiring them or purposely hiring shady people so she can use their behavior as an excuse for not paying them.

    The funny thing is a quick Google of “Sheree real housewife contractor” pulled up multiple gossip sites saying said man was a shady shade of shaderade, but her constant stuttering at the reunion had me thinking she is the worst liar EVER. Nothing that comes out of her mouth sounds like the truth; I wouldn’t believe her coffee order.

    And why did she try and succeed at all this acting and designing BS when she could have made a damn fitness video? I would have bought it; she is in fantastic shape. She could have done what Kim K does, and worked out next to her trainer, commenting on what exercises she loves, or what kicks her butt. It would have been SO EASY. But no, she picked careers that require drive, talent, and hard work. None of which are her strong suits.

    NeNe was my favorite in Season One, and has gone steadily down since then, but I will say I think she is a great mother to her kids and her relationship with Greg seems very healthy even with this divorce. Sheree was just swinging at windmills. NeNe probably didn’t call her out on her past because you know Sheree would be saying it was stolen identity/a frame up/nothing to do with anything she just said.

    Kim has gotten steadily dull since Kroy. I think she’s trying to reimage herself. Yeah, good luck with that in the age of Internet and RH marathons.

    Love Phaedra. Was not a favorite when she first came on but she is shrewd, can play the game, and knows how to call bullshit in a most “True Southern Belle” manner.

    Marlo-I forget about her, then I’m like, oh yeah that woman that likes to talk about labels like that other woman in BH Housewives. Seriously, what is she bringing?

    Kandi-I wish I had checked out Tags before I moved from Atlanta. I loved her hair this season. I think she does shittalk more than she likes to admit, though.

    Cythia-Glenwood Park isn’t far from where I lived, and Bar One on Memorial I probably would have checked out. She really has no storyline, but she’s sweet and sometimes we all need a little glimpse of Leon, so I have no issue with her staying.

    Dang, I feel like I wrote a recap, here. Oh yes, and LBoogie, I wish I knew what church you went to where the preacher’s referencing RHOA and Redickulous because I bet that was hilarious, and also? Your captions sometimes have me laughing way too long. Great work!

  7. 7
    Womack253
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    Dear Bravo. Atlanta sucks ass. Please cancel and replace with a good show. That is all

  8. 8
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    Great recap, LBoogie!! I was just in Atlanta (first timer!) and had a nice, chill time. I did mostly toddlercentric activities because my little one rules the roost. My mom, who had been there a month before, told me she booked us a hotel 1 block from Peachtree. Well..lemme tell you, when I was walking down Peachtree, I was quite unimpressed! It was until I picked up an Atlanta guide in the lobby that I realized the “real” Peachtree was in Buckhead! LOL! So, we drove past it and I was still unimpressed (coming from NY), but I did appreciate that it at least looked like a place these ladies would consider fashionable, rather than the street that veers into the Underground. But, I’m pretty sure there was a time when Nene and Sheree hung out and shopped at the Underground!

    All the jokes about Sheree’s house had me dying. Phaedra and Nene took no prisoners!

    I heard that the dropped Sheree and Kim from the cast and signed on a few new women. I’m looking forward to the shakeup, but Phaedra…neva change! Being able to shut someone down in a well-modulated voice, with your hands clasped in your lap is the gift that keeps on giving!

  9. 9
    M
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 6:10 am

    Nene is gross I can’t even watch her “i’m better than you all attitude” I really liked her before she turned into a beast.

    Kandi’s voice is annoying, I agree

    Sheree can’t act, that whole crying thing about her child support was awful

    I am happy for Kim, she is in a good place and I applaud how she defended herself.

    Phaedra is hilarious, I love her.

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 8:13 am

    @Sarcasatire, Kim tweeted last night that she hasn’t been dropped from the cast. I also think that since Sheree got *fired*, Kim would be the Nene’s biggest rivalry. I also don’t think that Kim would have been given a spin-off if she was going to be fired. And, instead of adding new women to the cast, just find add Marlo since she can stir the shit equally, if not better, than Sheree.

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    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 8:13 am

    Are they all actually physically afraid of Battleship NeNe? Or do the Housetwits think she’ll actually lose it completely and set their house (or dirt lot, respectively) on fire some night?

    That “Do you think NeNe’s changed for the better or worse” question was a total set up for somebody, anybody, to say “Yeah, changed for the cuntier, and that’s why there’s so much anger”, but they all dodged it like Romney at a townhall meeting.

    No that we’ve seen it a few times, I think it’s interesting how the Bravo Bitch Edit ™ has generally turned out. Some Bitch Edits don’t work (Alex from RHNY) and some work so well the villain eventually can’t even film with the other cast members anymore (NeNe, Teresa, and Zarin) and Bravo ends up painting itself into a corner.

    You just never know to what dank, musty depths reality TV will take you.

  12. 12
    queencrone
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Sarcastire, did you visit the Atlanta aquarium while you were in town? We had fun there… the conveyor belt through the tunnel of fish was my favorite part!

  13. 13
    annie Annie
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    LOL, yeah, Kandi’s voice is very “nails on a chalkboard”
    “Weeeeeeel, thiiiiiiiis is whut happpind, Andy”

    Wow, Sheree is really living in a fantasy world. It’s actually quite sad. At this point, filiming must have been over a year ago……and her “dream home” is an empty lot? She by Sheree must still be at the factory in China because we still haven’t seen a stitch, and she takes her son to a used sports store for cleats. Oh but wait, she drives a Porshe.

    Nene…..well basically she straight up lied about the “Trump checks” then got pissed off and extremely defensive for being called out on the lie. Give it a rest, and while your’e at it…RETIRE THAT HAIR STYLE ALREADY

  14. 14
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted April 20, 2012 at 6:51 am

    Another hairstyle might be more flattering to NeNe’s face–by diverting attention from her features.

  15. 15
    FuriousFlipper
    Posted April 22, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    Well, I am just past the Nene-Sheree teeth whitening/sanding show-down and while, yes, I agree, that Nene is not so much fun anymore, she is still pretty damn awesome in a verbal slap fest. Ah, the bank comment was golden. “What’s your status at the bank? What’s your status at the bank?” Kind of wonderful.

  16. 16
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted April 23, 2012 at 4:53 am

    NeNe just spoke in circles. She would say she didn’t care about something but made it a point to tweet about it, justify her point, and then tell them all they she didn’t care. Really lady, reason you are on this show is because you are just as catty as the rest of the ladies.

    Phaedra is a hoot! I definitely think that she put Sharee in her place because it’s probably been about 8 months to a year since she and Bob went to court and her case is still in the same place. I am pretty sure Mrs. Parks knows what she is doing.

  17. 17
    LAC LAC
    Posted April 23, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    LBoogie – huzzah on plowing through this shriekfest and writing it better than it played on TV. In order of hateration:

    Sheree – buh bye, you fronting, self absorbed, gold digging, lying dumbass. Phaedra handled your ass the way it should have been handled. If it was me, and you were getting out the crocodile tears and trying to blame me for your trifling ass court case. I would have dropped you like first period French. There is a reason that case is where it is at, Ms. “home fixtures? What are those?” and that is why wonky eyed Bobo is punking you.

    Kim: Ok, you found love in a hopeless place. Please stop acting like the previous three seasons were a “Dallas” dream and none of it happened. You were some rich guy’s mistress, you got some poor dumb kid to marry your lazy ass. You are not a debutante and if you keep running through his money like the greedy heiffa you are, those duck lips are going to have to get back in service before too long.

    NeNe: If there was an eyeroll and a sneer she didn’t make, I must have missed it. Another one who thinks her shit doesn’t stink. Liked the dress, but not the woman in it. Okay, just so that we are clear, nothing is in your vajayjay or ass? Huuuuray…

    Kandi: Why are you letting bitches get to you? Do not be so defensive. Learn the Phaedra method of argument with someone like Sheree: calm, cool…now who looks like the fool?

    Cynthia: if there is a thought in your head that isn’t “what would NeNe do/say?” I would be surprised.

    Phaedra: Looked good and was poised. Can we blow up this incarnation of houswives and start with her?

  18. 18
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted April 23, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Love those RED BOTTOMS!

  19. 19
    LAC LAC
    Posted April 23, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    :) Well, I can dream …

  20. 20
    kthxbai
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    Kandi’s not really trashy enough to make any $ off that. But she can with sex toys. Plus it helps her stay on the show. You can tell they’ve been after her to make more drama. But she’s just not very good at it.

    Her situation’s always been different though. She’s always had a head for business. So she uses the show for that like she’s always done everything.

    The rest of them use it to get to know people that have a head for business. That’ll give them advice.

    Except for Sheree. You’re right that she totally messed it up. Did she even make any “Who gon check me boo” tshirts that had a She by Sheree tag on them?

    And being not so bright is no excuse. Look at Kim.

    @MrsMiaWallace That was my guess about Sheree’s court case. That she’d already got her big payday. Instead of child support.

    Which is actually a good idea when the baby daddy plays sportsball. So the mom can get the $ while it’s still there to get.

    (I bet she also got advice to get a job, live cheap and put most of it somewhere it’d get interest)

    So it was really nice of Phaedra to not say that. Specially the way Sheree kept yapping at her.

  21. 21
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted May 2, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Dream big!

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