She insists that they never set a date, and besides she can’t do that any more. Kyle asks why. Because. Why? Just because! But why? Because my body, metabolism um I just can’t I can’t cuz my body. Get off her ass, Kyle! The woman just learned to eat solids again after living off Patron and Stoli for decades. Don’t take her ice cream away!
The belly dancers come out as Kim is explaining that cayenne pepper makes her veins bulge more than meth, and a dancer approaches. “Is she flirting with me?” LOL!! I love her so much. Yoli says that she saw plenty of belly dancers being married to Mohammed. Hell, she probably knows all these hos.
Are you de one who ztole my huzband’s peniz peels at de fortz of Jew lie pardy? TANK YOU
The women start dancing. Kyle swings around her personality,
and Camille reminds us that she’s a DANCER ok?
This move is called “make the bed.”
Twitch decides it’s the perfect time to talk seriously with Kyle. She says she’s sorry for the hurt she’s caused and wants to move on, but she feels Kyle’s been cold. Kyle says she’s cold cuz she’s hurt. So it’s just a circle of sister hurt that frankly I don’t care all that much about. I will say that Twitch is being very adult. She seems buzzed, but it’s better than drunk and that shows progress. Kyle tells us that she doesn’t quite yet believe that Twitch is gonna stay sober, and all her apologies mean nothing if she drinks again. Kyle is an awful, awful girl. I hope Twitch empties a bottle of wine to break over this jerk’s head.
Who supported your family’s ass? Who gave you the life of the spoiled rich bitch before you found a man with money? Who’s fucking Ferrari did you steal, KYLE? STFU and be grateful. When an ATM requiring no pin breaks, you don’t just abandon it. You call the service company, fix it, and wait for it to start spitting out bills again. Do I have to do everything around here?
Uh oh. Appetizers are here which means Failor’s already drunk. This woman’s an embarrassment to alcoholics. Get it together. She starts slurring as loudly as possible about how she wants to date but feels like it’s cheating and she doesn’t know how she can find the strength to move on. LOL!! YOU’RE BONING A MARRIED MAN YOU WHORE. PUBLICLY. Then she whines that Russ conned so many people and now she has to pay. Um, it’s called partnership. Your ass should be in prison right now. Why is this idiot still on my TV?