The convo turns to Brandi being threatened by Ad. Lisa thinks it’s ridiculous, of course, and Yoli agrees that it’s fucked up. OMG! She said the F word at the dinner table! Dear Abby, Miss Manners and Martha Stewart run in and club her to death.
Before she dies, she adds that the suit is dumb but if B has the balls to say something, then she should have the balls to call Ad and smooth it out. I like Yoli right now, and it’s making me uncomfortable. Maybe I’d love her if she could not be a main housewife but have her own judges table where she decides who was right and wrong in every fight.
Brandi says she regrets saying it and everyone at the table has told her it was wrong. Mauri chimes in “not me.” Uh oh. Another asshole husband getting involved. Sit back and relax. You’re just supposed to take off your shirt, promote your business and collect free shit.
He lectures that if she’s really sorry she can pick up the phone and the lawyer’s letters would go away, but she won’t. Lisa pipes up and reminds him that last year Ad was the one saying that friends don’t sue friends. Fail drunkenly interjects that everyone jumped on her last year for trying to sue Camille, and her stuff was way deeper. “There was physical abuse and a dead man involved.” Wow. There was no dead man at that point, and you totally denied knowledge of all the lawsuit stuff. I am shocked. SHOCKED that Failor is a compulsive liar.
Mauri comforts Fail. “You didn’t have a choice!” Twitch slurs “Yeah she did. She didn’t have to stay in that marriage.” LOL! WTF? When did this episode turn Emmy worthy?!? Amazing. Fail gets all finger pointy but Twitch backs down. Her point was made. Semi sobriety fits her like a half drunk glove.
Brandi wants to leave, but Fail makes her stay because she can turn anything Brandi says into a conversation about herself. She slurs about how single women need to stay strong. By stealing rich husbands away from their families. You should write another book, Fail!
Mauri, who started all of this, says it’s stupid to talk about at all, then continues talking about it. Ken finally jumps in and says that Brandi had a right to say it and it was the truth. Lisa tells him to shut up before they get sued. Mauri taunts Brandi about being mean and being a gossip. Um, you’re married to KYLE! Have you watched this show?
Brandi, the queen of calm as of late, starts getting irritated. Here’s another man publicly berating her. You can accuse Beverly Hills of having old men with bimbos, tiny dicks driving expensive cars, and women looking like starving fetuses as seen through a kaleidoscope, but you can’t accuse it of having class.
Twitch tries to calm the situation by reminding Brandi that she lied about Twitch too and she should stop with the slander. Brandi reminds Twitch that she was being a drunk asshole that night and there was a problem and Twitch just got out of rehab for it. LOL. Mauri won’t stop badgering Brandi and telling her everything is her fault.
Lisa wonders why no one came to her defense when Ad was slandering her, and Mauri says no one gives a shit about selling stories and it was petty. WOW. WHAT. A. DICK. Jesus! Brandi finally starts squealing and tells him to STFU. And finally, Mauri has turned into the whiny petty little bitch we always suspected he would be.
Finally, I see how you fit together with Kyle.
Before I go, I would like to personally thank Bravo for this episode. That is all.
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