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Well, Teresa sure doesn’t. She jumps right back into things to tell Rosie that she and Brown Smurf always wanted Rosie to come around with Kat, but Kat would never invite her. Yes, because Brown Smurf was right there with Kat, waving a rainbow flag together back in the day.
Rosie counters that if Ter wanted to hang out with her so bad, she should have called herself. And before I know what’s happening, now Roise’s yelling again, this time about how it was really Teresa who never accepted her. But Rosie finally settles down with the conclusion that she and her sister know what’s real and no one will ever break that.
So how did Kat react, asks Andy the Chihuahua with a new little bone. And now it’s Kat’s turn for the dramatic monologue, as she tells us that Rosie went through pain that “no one on this couch could imagine”. Well – no one except perhaps the openly gay man sitting two people to the left of you, which Andy also points out.
And finally, the question everyone is dying to know – does Rosie have a girlfriend? And Rosie is single! Or “single for real” as she puts it. Andy thanks her for sharing her story, congratulates himself on his version of a public service and it’s back to our regularly scheduled screaming match.
With Rosie and her heartwarming after school special out of the way, everyone’s once again got a pissed off look on their face. Guess this means it’s time to talk about the RV trip! We relive everyone having fun for three seconds, and then go right into the downward spiral. Ah, just how I like my Bravo reunion flashbacks.
We land on Caro being “done” with Ter, and cap it off with the “mean toast”. Back on the couches, Andy confronts Mel on her fondling problem. She admits to being a fondler. Well, what can you expect, most strippers usually like other girls. So Andy moves on to Ter – did she intentionally leave Kat out of the toast?
No, she says, then ignores Kat who points out she’s doing her classic “mean girl” move of ignoring her. “She’s not acknowledging that I’m speaking to her,” cites Kat as evidence. Ter rectifies the problem by making fun of Kat’s new nose and lips. There, you’re acknowledged.
For some reason, this inspires Kat to apologize to Ter for calling her Mom a liar. “My Mom’s a wonderful lady,” Ter reprimands her. She doesn’t seem too keen on Kat’s apology, which sends Kat off on a whole new tailspin, and next thing you know, more yelling over how Ter won’t accept Kat’s apology. The most noteworthy thing about this reunion so far is how they manage to turn every conversation in to a screaming match.
Thanks, it’s a gift.
Next up, it’s Caro and the RV trip. Andy, or maybe a viewer, wants to know how come she went if she refused to have a good time? Well, the answer is – it was her brother’s trip and her 50th birthday, so she was going. In other words -