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Then Andy tells Mel that he heard she was selling her discount mansion. Why? Where is she going to carry on her affairs with black men / record iTunes hits? She sobs and asks “Honestly?” Well, no, not if the truth is boring. Give us something good.
She sort of does, telling us she’s moving to get away from Ter. She “sees where this is going” and doesn’t want Ter’s kids ganging up on her daughter. I have to laugh at this one because holy shit, can you imagine what it would be like at the end of the Guidice kids wrath? I adore them but these are going to be the meanest mean girls alive, and Mel’s right, her little girl is sweet and innocent.
Having said that…I also happen to think that reason is total BS. The Gorgas money problems are documented just as much as everyone else in this group, and where there’s balloon payment smoke, there’s fire.
Ter says the same, that she can’t afford to live there, but Andy doesn’t really dig any deeper. Because there’s other bloodfeuds to get to.He says that Season 3 ended with harmony, but Season 4 started with THE GOLDDIGGER COMMENT.
It’s a replay of lots of Mel and Ter fighting, then we are back to the couches where someone wants to know what the difference is between Mel performing at clubs and Ter travelling to book signings – couldn’t she meet another man too? Well, let’s consider audiences for a moment. Mel’s is Jersey shore club hoppers with Camaros and Ter’s is gay guys and overweight housewives. Actually – I don’t think anyone’s going home with someone better they meet on the road.
But, back to THE GOLDDIGGER COMMENT. Ter says that it was between her brother and her, not for America. Mel pushes her to say it to her face. Ter starts yelling about pressing charges. Then she’s yelling about Mel being with one of either Midge or Brown Smurf’s friends and someone yells that Ter thinks she’s the queen in the long dress.
Now Ter is saying that she doesn’t bad things about Melissa, and Mel is accusing her of not being in love with Brown Smurf. “You hate that I have a better life!” Ter explodes. “She’s lying!” yells Mel. I’m so lost. Then it gets even more confusing as Andy throws Danielle into the mix. Danielle is all over this reunion. I really hope we’re not going to relive the reunion moment when she pulled her weave out of a bowling ball bag. That was just disturbing.
Anyway, it’s about how Mel and Danielle were somehow in contact about Ter not visiting her nephew when he was first born. Mel admits to some Facebook communique with Danielle after she posted THE SPRINKLE COOKIE story for all the world to see. She and Ter weren’t speaking at the time, she informs us. Yes we were, Ter corrects her. Okay, maybe they were Mel concedes, but the only conversation was Ter talking about what a big star she was.