Real Housewives of New Jersey: MiniCap

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   Closet Fan
   Posted May 14, 2012 at 5:27 am

   Thank you for the mini! I thought this episode was a snooze fest and not because there wasn’t any big fights. It is getting so old. Teresa and Joey have been having the same conversation since season 3. Melissa says the same thing to Joey and Joe says the same thing to Teresa. Kathy, Jaqs and Caroline same message over and over again. The show has become sad and boring.

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   Karen
   Posted May 14, 2012 at 6:38 am

   I TOLD everyone, and tonight proved it….Teresa is in love with her brother!!! Teresa says she wants “the old Joey” back — the single Joe who put her before any other woman — including his wife. She basically wants her brother to denounce Melissa, draw a line in the sand and stand with her. Meanwhile, the very woman she’s degrading is off comforting and snuggling the kids Teresa hasn’t looked at since the talk started.

   Teresa is delusional and sick….good lord pray for her!!

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   MrsTimRiggins
   Posted May 14, 2012 at 6:38 am

   Closet Fan I agree, I haven’t even watched any of the episodes this season I’ve just been reading recaps but it seems like they have the same conversations every week. It’s just sad and boring. C’mon BravoAndy you can do better than this!

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   Iona Trailer
   Posted May 14, 2012 at 7:11 am

   What is wrong with the show is not that it is sooo boring…it’s that everything seems staged and not “real”. These people are not that interesting…but I tune in because it’s Jersey and crazy could break out at any minute. I think Miss Andy has put more Rosie in because there ain’t much to work with. They need to bring back the poor stirrers…Danielle and Kim G!

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   Iona Trailer
   Posted May 14, 2012 at 7:13 am

   I meant Poop stirrers.

   Danielle coming back would really make this show fun again. She should have the right to go after Teresa and tell Caroline off.

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   classy drunk
   Posted May 14, 2012 at 7:20 am

   I have been begging for Danielle to come back for two seasons now. We need that type of crazy on the show.

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   Gypsy
   Posted May 14, 2012 at 7:27 am

   Nice Screen caps, CB I LOL’s so hard at both of them.

   As I tweeted last night (Soberly I might add, Flipit) STFU CAROLINE. I hate her, HATE! And a Jag, psst for what being the biggest CUNT in the tri-state area way to reward bad behaviour you stinking Manzos. UGH and the thought of that woman having sex? *GAG*!

   Juicy and Tre are ready for their straightjacket fitting.

   Ya know…coming from and Italian fambly myself @ Iona Traler…you are spot on but, my fambly does the same thing…drag the same issue out for the rest of our lives….that’s why I’m the Gypsy, they drive me insane so I stay away from crap like this.

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   notwithoutmytv
   Posted May 14, 2012 at 8:01 am

   Isn’t it amazing how, any time that clown-haired blowhard opens her yammer hole, you can say “STFU, Caroline” and be perfectly justified?

   That bitch has got a lifetime subscription to Smug Monthly.

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   Gypsy
   Posted May 14, 2012 at 8:38 am

   @ NWMTV, Buahahahahahahaha! You made my gloomy Monday!

   I do fee a tad horrible just spouting off on her then I remind myself she is a Twatfaced Betch and all is right with the universe again.

   There’s a new man Gypsy in my life recently; he watched about 90 seconds of Tre and stated. “That woman is just fucking stupid!”

   I like him already!

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    TWhit
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 8:40 am

    I was Team Gorga until the “I’m an angel from God” comment. I actually got so embarrassed that I put a bag over my head in my own house, with no one there to judge me but my cat.

    I can hold on to a grudge until it cries and admits to stuff it didn’t even do, but yeah, this is making me tired. Looks like next week is Gia Week. Hope she writes a song about it.

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    TWhit
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 9:01 am

    I forgot to add we need more Drunk Trainer ya’ll! Drunk Trainer RULED!!!! Let’s make HER a Housewife next season!

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    Closet Fan
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 9:07 am

    The drunk trainer goes along with the staged comment because who does that? Also, the phone call from Kathy at that exact time. At this point they might as well just turn the show it a sitcom. It can replace Desperate Housewives, which now that I think of it it is the perfect title!

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 9:43 am

    Twhit, hahahahaha, “Hope she writes a song about it.” #winning.

    Drink trainer clearly got some before getting to Jacqui’s house, her pants were inside out. Also who works out in a tube top? Tre does.

    Seriousl tip: Tre’s kids are going to have their own THS after this is all over…God help them.

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 9:43 am

    *Drunk

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    If she does write a song about it, I hope it’s called the “Daddy’s Drivin’ with No License to the Cheatin’ Part of Town Blues”. And that she sings it in front of all the other Housewives. Again.

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    And then at the end of it, Gia mouths the words “help me” and darts her eyes toward Theresa.

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    TWhit
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    With a rap in the middle by Milania.

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    marisa
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    I read a story on RealityTea implying the real reason Caroline has a problem with Teresa is because of what happened last year in Punta Cunta that didn’t make the air. Apparently there was a big fight because someone(not a cast member) said something to Teresa, and Caroline’s kids were involved. They are probably facing legal issues, and Mama Smug ain’t happy. More proof the cookbook comment is being overplayed.

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    Maud Therriault
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    Last night was better than Halcion with a Benadryl chaser for putting me to sleep. Enough with the GorgaJu’s fighting, already.

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    Annie
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    OK, so I’m totally jealous of the Walkilie’s backyard Oasis. I live in New Mexico and would kill for a pool and landscaping like that. Sigh.

    Why Joey WHY did you make that “angel of God” comment? aye aye aye. Nevertheless, I do think Tre is living in a fantasy world and she’s got some cannoli’s loose in the ol’ noggin. In a nutshell, this is what I think happend ( In 5 easy steps!!)

    1. Tre is the older sister, taking care of Joey from the time he was born.
    2. She gets married, still takes care of him somewhat, since he’s a single dude out on the town
    3. Joey finally settles down and marries Melissa, at the same time Tre’s marriage starts to crack
    4. She sees he’s happy, in love, with a girl who’s carefree and Tre wants their life, the life she once had.
    5. Meanwhile, RHONJ comes along, gives Tre the attention she craves, and she’s “somebody” again. She gets famous, gets a cookbook, etc and is the envy of all her family. Then, once her Joey, Melissa, and Kathy join the cast, Tre’s not the most successful and popular person in her fam anymore. Nobody needs her (just like Joey did years ago) and this time, it’s killing her more than ever.

    Anyway, that’s my theory……

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    featherhead
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    @Annie – don’t be too jealous of the backyard and pool, in the tri-state area we only have a short period of time that it actually can be used. June (pools still cold, August & part of September) .

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    featherhead
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    Whoops, I forgot July.

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    bubblesballentine
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    I get the feeling that one of the reasons Lauren hasn’t lost weight is because that’s the only damn attention she gets from her ‘supportive’ mother/fambly.

    Teresa really needs professional help. Beotch has gone from cra cra to seriously delusional.

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    Closet Fan
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    I remember reading that the Manzo boys got into the fight while they were on vacation. Thank for bringing it up. I agree that there has to be more then the cookbook. I was reading through Season 1 blogs on Bravo, Jaqs and Caroline wrote a lot about Teresa and how funny she is and there were references to Lucille Ball. The cookbook jokes were lame for the most part so maybe it was the fight or something else but I no longer believe that it is just about the cookbook.

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    labowner
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    Marissa that is old news. That story has been out for a year and has been mentioned here.

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    featherhead
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    Wow! Theresa has words with her brother, yet when she gets in the car she curses Melissa? She’s a delusional idiot! Does she forget everything she is denying is actually on film? Joe is right – she will never admit that she is wrong. I stand by my belief that fame has really gone to her head.

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    2muchbravo
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    I was getting ill over Caroline’s Jag. Give me a freaking break. I hope some shit erupts when her brother gets married. I think Dina will show up. They’re not getting along for some reason. But, you know Queen Caroline says she doesn’t have time for drama yet I don’t think she talks to her sister. Hmmm….big, fat, bozo haired hypocrit much???

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    Mrngstar
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    The “solsist” party! BWAHAHAHA! And Brown Smurf is too stupid to realize its completely wrong.

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    anniedawg25
    Posted May 14, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    @feather head….I forgot to mention that I lived in Michigan for a few years too and I got spoiled by the greenery and rain, lol. But your right….summer there weren’t that long. Maybe thats why everyone was in a drunken stupor for 5 months because it was just do damn nice to be outside in the nice weather!

    Oh and totally agree with you about tre losing her goddamn mind. I mean Hello?!!!! As she would say

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    featherhead
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 2:05 am

    @ 2muchbravo- I’m pretty sure Dina’s not talking to Caroline. It was brought up at the reunion. Dina is mad and both Caroline and Jaq and Theresa is being accused of started the fued by feeding Dina lies about what Caroline and Jaq supposed to have said. Dina will be on this season so maybe we’ll find out more.

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    featherhead
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 3:21 am

    Did anyone else catch Theresa’s excuse why Joe didn’t come to the pool party? He was in meetings all day – Bwwhaha – like he runs a corporation or something!!

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    hot cawfee
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 6:31 am

    @Feather– I caught that too–rofl– A MENSA meeting mayhap???

    Tre amazes me– she has the same ability that our much-missed Danielle Staub had– to take a taped incident that has been viewed by all and completely twist it around. Danielle’s “show-down” with Dina and now Tre and “Apologize to me!” Melissa.

    I think we had some fun though kids, right?? I mean Big Al Manzo whipping out some SAT words like “parochial”. And Brown Smurf and his “movement” shall we say and then a cut to Antonia sitting on the grass and holding her nose. hahahahaha– I do love me some scatalogical humor implied and obvious.
    I cannot wait for the full-recap and the chance to watch this again.
    Do we know who makes Rosie’s fabfabfab Solstice party earrings? I love them.
    And was the trainer Jolene the whack-job from the Solstice Party ?? Yes, right?

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    featherhead
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 7:37 am

    @ hot cawfee – that was the same girl (trainer) from the Solstice Party. I loved how Theresa was getting all mad (episode before on boat) at Richie for giving Joe the black eye, going on about how Richie could have popped Joe’s eye out (drama queeen much?) , but (or buh as Theresa says it) Miliana can drag poor Audriana around the house by her hair and that’s okay? Seeing the scenes from next week it’s obvious that Gia is as big of a drama queen as her mom! Jaq was torturing her to tears by reading her a book?

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    Karen
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 9:09 am

    “Daddy’s Drivin’ with No License to the Cheatin’ Part of Town Blues with a remix of using a license he illegally obtained with my uncles name!”

    Teresa is in love with her brother, she is jealous and delusional and I think she may need medication. Hopefully once Joe Guidice DOES go “away” (to jail to hell who cares) she can screw her head on straight and wake up to reality. You can’t marry your brother Tre, and even if you could he wouldn’t want your tanned wrinkly old ass when he could have Melissa.

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 9:40 am

    As long as Milania raps in the middle, I can deal with the rest of this shit. ( I think)

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    Closet Fan
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 10:40 am

    I couldn’t sleep last night so I was reading the comments on the cast blogs on Bravo. There is no middle ground for any of them. People comment that they either love them or hate them. And it seems pretty split down the middle regarding the relationship between Teresa, Joey and Melissa. I personally am done with this cast. I hope they clean house like they did in NY. Does anyone know if they have starting filming a 5th season?

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 10:47 am

    ^ Closet Fan, I *think* I recall rumors that Bravo was trying to get more of the Guidice fambly on the show esp if Laurita and Manzos left. It’s be REALLY DUMB but porbably hilarious too.

    Haven’t heard anything else since then on a 5th…agreed it’s PLAYED OUT!

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    Closet Fan
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 11:05 am

    Actually I would be fine if they kept Teresa and got rid of the rest of them. Teresa put on the big girl panties in order to make money for her family and I would like to follow her story. I believe the rumors that Melissa was gunning to get on the show from the beginning. I also read last night that THE CHRISTENING was far worse than what was shown on TV. That I can believe because Joey and Melissa told the producers that they would come on and destroy Teresa. Kathy and her family are boring, their sole purpose is to agree with Melissa and Joey. I no longer have any interest in Caroline’s family or Jaqs family. I hope they do not bring on any more family. It is boring to watch them rehash issues that have been going on for years.

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    It may be sick, the rumors, but I believe them too. Melissa’s, “I’m not high maintainence. I’m drinking sangria” Was a direct stab. If I were at a pool party in the summer you bet your ass I’d be asking, or better yet have brought the tequila and margarita mix. She was just being a betch.

    Oh but she’s so “over it.” I’m over her act. And that’s all it is.

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    ^^ I bring my own booze to avoid issues like that.

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    That’s why you are a classy drunk!

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    labowner
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    @ 38 Closet when did Melissa and Joe admit they came on the show to destroy Teresa?

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    Monica
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    I think Theresa is petty, insecure, and jealous, but I feel compelled to defend her a little because she is clearly in an emotionally abusive relationship. Joe Guidice is a complete asshole as a husband, father, worker, dog owner, and person in general. I’m sure she is feeling the immense pressure of having to support the family and deal with a 40-something year old man impersonating someone at a DMV. He has completely poisoned her mind — when the only thing you ever hear is how awful someone is, you eventually start to believe it, no matter how ridiculous it might seem to an outsider. I felt so sad for her when she was confronting Joe about cheating under the guise of “Gia’s been asking…” Sorry for the psych0-analysis, but I think a lot of her awful-ness is the result of her husband/a product of her environment.

    When does Rosie make the intros?

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    @Monica: At a certain point, there’s just no excuse for awfulness/stupidity/mean-spiritedness. If what you say is true–it could be, but so much of this is fake, and it’s not like Theresa and company don’t know exactly what Bravo wants of them–then Theresa is not only trying to get out of the situation, she’s profiting from it. Basically, the gossip rags say Juicy is cheating, so Theresa goes along with a conversation cooked up by Bravo and instigated by her oldest child about Juicy cheating. That? Eradicates any pity I might have had for her and her situation. I can’t think of a form of life lower than these people. Protozoans are like “As soon as I bud off some copies of myself, we could totally beat the Guidices on Family Feud.”

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    marisa
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    @labowner, I know it’s old news, but I was bringing it up to explain a possible other reason for the tension between Mama Smug and Teresa. Since it wasn’t shown, it can’t be addressed on air. I have a hard time believing that all this is over a cookbook comment that was an inside joke from a TV appearance the two had done together. But if the Smugo’s are being sued, it explains alot.

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    fancyface
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    Joey Gorga…..calls his sister & her husband clowns & Moe & Larry, then calls her a bitch at the pool party (which was totally dubbed in so who knows when he said that or who he said it to)

    Joe Giudice…..calls his brother in law: a bitch, a punk, a girl, Josephine (which imo..not totally over the top)
    calls his sister in law: horsey face and a tramp that’s been with ‘so many guys he knows’ (which is beyond disrespectful and probably a complete lie)
    calls his wife’s cousin: a frog face and the other one a Butchy Boy (which is BEYOND not ok)

    But MELISSA is the problem and needs to bring the family together….RIDIC

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    sheesh
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    Caroline needs to SHUT UP! Gah…I can’t her.

    Theresa is a moron (I really liked the dress she wore to the pool party though). Both of the Joe’s are morons. Richie is an uber moron.

    You know my oldest son and daughter sometimes don’t get along, but if they were fighting like Joe and Theresa I would be getting involved and have a couple of serious sit downs with the both of them.
    I wouldn’t stand for my kids to act like these two…nope..unhuh…not for a second.

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    labowner
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    @ Marisa and from what we have seen and know, the Manzos have the deepest pockets…….

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    fancyface
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    BTW…BRA-FUCKING-VO to Richie for telling his kids not to invite their friends to that shit show. Especially when Teresa was coming. Smartest thing I’ve see to date on this freaking show!

    I felt a little sorry for Kat when she was talking about no one showing up, but I couldn’t stop cracking up after Richie told us why no one was there lol. Love it!

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    Closet Fan
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    @42 I wrote that wrong. Rumor has it that the Gorga’s promised to bring drama and ruin Teresa to get on the show.

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    Maudtherriault
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    Question related to nothing: as Catholics, why would the Gorga-Jus call the infamous fight that opened last season a christening, not a baptism?

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    2muchbravo
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    Yes, Teresa is pretty dense. But, I have to give her credit for supporting her family and trying to be the best mother she can. However, I guess love is blind because as you’ve all said Juicy is reprehensible. Tre is too dense to realize that he’s a dishonest, sleazy creep. It would serve him right if she left him. She has proven that she can support herself and her kids. But, she’ll never do that.

    What the hell kind of contraption was Juicy on when he and Tre were talking about the argument with Melissa? It looked like it had a steering wheel.

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    BrattyMcPants
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 9:09 pm

    I used to live for my Sunday/Monday RHONJ nights, but lately I DVR it since I’ve been forgetting to watch. I just can’t with these biddies anymore. A slight twist on the same fight that’s been going on for a whole season already does not make for good TV. The best part of this show is Milania, sadly enough. I really wish her teacher would start a blog.

    To Jacqueline – I don’t know why but you used to be my favorite. You seemed so goofy and fun, like you just wanted everyone to get along. But now…lady,I’m on to your bullshit. Ashlee/Ashley/Ashleigh/whatever isn’t be prodigal daughter, you’re just an immature person who thrived on drama, so stop acting all surprised she hasn’t grown up. And quit it with the Switzerland act, your arms are brown from shit stirring.

    To Caroline – I used to feel bad for not liking you and your model citizen act, I felt like I should be giving you credit for seeming like you had sense and not raising morons. But then I saw how quick you are to distance yourself from anyone who may throw shade on that flawless image. And the kidlets? Lauren quit after one day…how is that proof of hardworking spirit? Oh, and I tried that Blackwater crap . I didnt know water could taste rubbery. We were tired of looking at that stuff in our fridge so we gave it to the plant. It died. Can I have my money back?

    To Kathy – I actually kind of like you, but that’s only because you’re so boring. You’re kids seem fairly normal, though I really doubt Victoria’s still a virgin. Sorry about that.

    To Melissa – I hate you because On Display has been stuck in my head since March.

    To Teresa – It used to be that I couldn’t stand you. You still annoy the poop out of me, but I’m kind of rooting for you, since I feel bad that everyone hates you and you married a Neanderthal. That fight you keep having with Melissa and Joe is getting really boring though. Can’t you throw a table or something?

    To the drunk trainer – I usually don’t condone drinking on the job, but I really can’t blame you there. Im only a student, but I come cheap, so call me if you need legal aid for your DUI.

    So I’m just gonna say it….DANIELLE STAUB I MISS YOU COME BAAAAACK.

    Alright universe. You win.

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    Tmurda
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 6:11 am

    My fave thing about this episode is Bravo!s editor magic cutting back and forth between Tre telling Midge all the reasons that
    Melissa is a heartless instigator who doesn’t care about the family or anyone in it, and Melissa tending 100% to Tre’s children while they’re left completely UNATTENDED!!! That’s right. I said it.

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    Iona Trailer
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 6:29 am

    I’m sorry but I don’t think anyone should feel sorry for Teresa. She has the choice of tossing Juicy out on the street and divorcing him. She is taking out her anger and pain on Midge and Melissa. It is not Melissa’s fault she is happy with her husband. So if Teresa continues to enable Juicy and she takes it out on Melissa…then Teresa is still a despicable person and I still loathe her.

    Danielle so needs to come back.

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    TWhit
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 6:34 am

    TMURDA!! Next you’re gonna say she’s DETACHED from da children.

    Don’t even go there. *swirly finger point*

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    featherhead
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 8:10 am

    I still laugh out loud remembering the reunion and Melissa brings up Joe Giudice talking about her while they are in the kitchen during Christmas. He’s going on and on (just like he did this episode) calling Melissa a racoon and yada yada yada. Again, Theresa sticks up for him, lies and says he wasn’t talking about Melissa (even though he clearly was) and blurts out that he was actually talking about Kathy. Camera shot to Kathy’s WTF face. I still die over that!! Theresa always sticks up for Joe, blantently lying for him. He certainly doesn’t want Theresa to get along with her family otherwise he would keep his fat mouth shut…..

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    2muchbravo
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 10:04 am

    I tell ya. Tre is just stupid. I don’t think she believes all the shit about Juicy. She probably thinks he DID just ‘go away’ for a week. Like on a golf outing. He probably doesn’t screw around either if you ask her. You’re all right. He’s a pig and she can’t stand that her brother and Melissa are happy.

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    Annie
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 10:10 am

    @ featherhead…..lmao! I dont remember that part from the reunion but your description is funny! I could totally see that happening…….why she sticks up for his extremeley childish behavior is beyond me. The dude is what….in his 40′s? and the best thing he can come up with is making fun of how everyone looks and basically calls Melissa a former-slut.

    Season One was so great….I just keep going back to the table flipping incident where Danielle tells Tre to “pay attention…PUH-LEASE” and Caroline telling (someone) “Let me tell you a-something about my family, we are thick as theives”. Pretending to be Mama Godfather, now she pretends she’s like Mother Theresa.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 5:52 am

    Caro and Jax will be on Long Island on Saturday and Uncle Guiseppe’s Market—I am so tempted to go. I guess I just look for the white Jag with the vanity plate “FAMBLY’

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    hot cawfee
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 5:56 am

    @Closetfan– I remember watching very recently a recut version of prior season–at Audrianna’s christening I don’t remember seeing ever seeing Joe and Melissa or Kathy and Rich. In this epsiode–they are at a table. I think there is a hell of alot more going on behind the scenes that is being held for future shows. Damn–we need a producer to get drunk and spill to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    hot cawfee
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 6:34 am

    @Monica– yes I see what you saying–Something is really wrong in Casa Guidice. Where are her folks and Joe’s??? The parents are usually there all the time.
    There is a parallel I see between Lauren and Tre. Issues of control, depression. Lauren dumped her business after one day but Tre is hugely successful.That could be why Lauren is quite vicious about Tre (who has never said a word against Lauren).
    Tre is spinning-slowly and surely out of control. She is obviously speaking with lawyers and a publicist b/c of her vocabulary. She has no person insight whatsoever. Her focus is bringing home money to keep her family afloat.
    She is on Wendy Williams this morning–and I will be watching!!!!!

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    hot cawfee
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 6:37 am

    @comment 45 Marissa— It was on Rachael Ray I think– This bloody show is jumping alot in time !!!!!

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    classy drunk
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 6:47 am

    @sheesh, I concur about the dress Teresa wore. I could barely concentrate I thought it was so pretty.

    Maybe Melissa is smart enough not to get on camera and call her fambly members names, because the rest of these dolts haven’t figured it out yet and they all look terrible in my eyes.

    I am sure the parents of Dilbert’s children’s friends were also happy that their children didn’t have to witness that. Finally, someone thinks about others and not just themselves.

    Can we just hurry up and get to the episode with Dina in it? I think I am already ready for this season to be over.

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    featherhead
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 6:52 am

    @ hot cawfee – I am sooo mad right now – I used to live right down the street from Uncle Guiseppe’s Market for almost 30 years!! Now I’m all the way in NC. I would have totally gone!! You better go and take one for the team !! Do you live in that town? I used to live right off Brooksite Drive.

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    sheesh
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 7:19 am

    @Classy Drunk….I am trying to find out about the dress. I will send you a link when I get the info.

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    classy drunk
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 7:44 am

    We expect pictures hot cawfee!!! Do this for the gasmii faithful.

    Sheesh, with the filming being almost a year old I am wondering if anyone would still have it in stock.

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    classy drunk
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 8:03 am

    I agree with the commentors that think that Teresa is in power struggle with Melissa and the love of her brother. As a sister that is very close with my brother I know that when he gets married that my mom and I will no longer be the number one ladies in his life. Not to mention if he has daughters. For some reason Teresa thinks that with her brother she should come first and everyone else after that.

    I am sure that’s how their relationship was for a long time, until he met Melissa. Teresa needs to let go an realize that he has a wife and children now and their relationship is going to be different.

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    sheesh
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 8:04 am

    damn

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    Jersey4eva
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    What a hot sizzling pile this ep was. Can we have do-overs, please Bravo? Teresa is cracking under the pressure of the facade first. Caroline isn’t far behind her-though she is way more subtle in heer approach. Really ? How come this is the first we are hearing of the Love Shack being over the Brownstain? Funny how it comes to light after Bert got bad press about his so called fictitious address. I think the bad blood between Caroline and Teresa is jealousy over the fact that Caroline couldn’t get a cookbook published but her dimwitted “friend” could.
    Lauren also is pissed that a woman twice her age has a way hotter body than hers. Teresa may have her faults but hands down is in better shape than her. OK we all know she had her boobs done but you don’t get toned upper arms via surgery.

    Just a thought: Jolene the trainer is banging Jac or Ters men….maybe both. Maybe that’s why she needed the wine to get through the training session. The looks Jac was giving her!! Just what that show needs : say yes to the mess.

    Another thought: Was Dilbert covering for his kids friends not showing up by blaming it on Teresa being there. I thought the whole idea behind the pool party was for the kids to celebrate the end of the school year, so why invite all your friends. Another staged moment brought to you by Bravo to throw a cat and a dog in a room together and see what happens.

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Hey ChickBomb, I hope all is ok…I don’t want to be all up in your face about the re-cap if you’re busy with a birthday or a personal issue it’s just I heart your recaps so much! XO-Gypsy.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    OK Kids– they will be at Uncle G’s in Smithtown on Lawwwnnn Giiiiland from 1pm to 3pm.
    Mr Cawfee has the Ranger Game to watch so I am left to my own devices!!!!!

    @Feather–am leaving wine country to put my peepers on these two!!!! Damn–am getting excited– I hope I dont get tossed out!!

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    featherhead
    Posted May 19, 2012 at 4:41 am

    @ hot cawfee – I can’t wait till you report back! Thanks for helping us out! I actually like Caroline and Jaq (and Melissa and Kathy), the only one I have a problem with is Theresa. Uncle G’s has great food too – bonus!!