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Back in Northern California with The Real Housewives of New Jersey…and it’s on! We start with Caro shouting for all the table to (over)hear, “Kathy, you’re a saint!” Midge sees the situation veering in a bad direction and handily transforms it into an opportunity to get naked.
Oh, that poor hot tub.
Mel yells at him in exasperation that he’s wearing good pants. Midge says that he doesn’t know why Ter left Kat out of her toast, but “Joey Gorga’s here and I’m gonna fix this.” Then the Brown Smurf gets naked too, cause he’s just too dopey to find another way.
The face of “I am now seeing Joe Giudice naked”.
“When does this get gay?” wonders one of the Manzos. Ter breaks out her yellow sequined cut out stripper suit, and everyone else is wandering around in terry bath robes. Kat makes a move to get in the hot tub, but not with out commenting that she doesn’t know if she should include herself in “the family love” because she was left out of Ter’s toast. Ahhhh….THE SNUB. Well, that did not take long at all!
Ter smiles and pretends she doesn’t understand. Kat says that she wants to believe it wasn’t unintentional, but “I know Ter better than most”. Yes, who besides you ever would have possibly predicted that Ter would do something nasty and then pretend she doesn’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
She’s a mean girl – just because she doesn’t pay attention to me doesn’t mean I’m not there, Kat says. Oh, well, I hate to admit it but she’s right about that one. And when confronted, Ter predictably acts like she has no idea that THE SNUB was a snub.
“It wasn’t about Kathy and Richie – what did Kathy and Richie do? Nothin’!” Ter cackles. Well, that’s a point too but come on, THE SNUB, THE COOKBOOK, THE GOLDDIGGER COMMENT… Everyone sits in the hot tub and Mel tries to convince everyone it’s just like old times and everyone’s BFF again. Kat chimes in to agree with her, but in a really manic way.
It’s-great-everything’s-great-just-great-just-like-family-again-like-family-I-tell-ya-WHY DID YOU SNUB MEEEEEEE???
That’s right, Kat just couldn’t help herself. She must speak with Teresa about her unresolved feelings. So old school of her. The moment this gets out, the hot tub clears out. It’s just Ter and Kat. Kat felt excluded. Well, I’m trying to patch things up with everyone, Ter explains to her. Listen Kat, the lady’s got a lot of bloodfeuds on her plate, and basically all you are is just that extra filling that squishes out of the side of the cannoli.
Kat, realizing how unimportant she is in the life of both Teresa and this television show, immediately shifts the conversation to her partner in sainthood, Caroline. Why does Ter not acknowledge Caro’s great contributions to peace in the Gorga family?